Thread: How inscrutable are these pesky nips?

I must admit I can see rivers of piss going everywhere if this takes off outside Japan:

Japanese toilets are famed for functions such as posterior shower jets and perfume bursts, but entertainment company Sega has gone a step further by installing urine-controlled games in Tokyo urinals.

An "Intelligent Toilet", manufactured by Toto for Daiwa House is seen at a show room in Tokyo. Japanese toilets are famed for functions such as posterior shower jets and perfume bursts, but entertainment company Sega has gone a step further by installing urine-controlled games in Tokyo urinals.

Four types of "Toylets" games are available to be played during a test period ending this month at four male bathrooms in pubs and game arcades, in a project aimed at drawing attention to digital adverts.

Each urinal is fitted with a pressure sensor, and a small digital display is placed at eye level. Digital adverts are shown after the games.

Games include "Graffiti Eraser" in which a user tries to aim at the pressure sensor in the urinal to erase virtual graffiti on the display.

Or there's "Mannekin Pis" -- named after a Brussels fountain depicting a urinating boy -- which measures the volume of the user's stream.

Another is called "The North Wind and The Sun and Me", in which the strength of a urine stream determines the extent to which a virtual girl's skirt gets blown up by a digital wind.

"Splashing Battle!" pits the user against the previous urinal user in terms of stream strength.

First-time foreign visitors to Japan are often baffled by the complexity of Japanese high-tech toilets, which feature computerised control panels, usually with Japanese language instructions as well as pictograms.

The "Toylets" will only be available at limited locations until January 31, "with no concrete plans to make them into actual products," said a Sega spokesman.

beaten to it again harry; a simple search for 'toilet' . . .

in the interests of consistency/standards, have a look at:

https://teakdoor.com/thailand-and-asi...let-games.html (Japan : Sega launches toilet games)

you'll see the headline is a link to the source, some attention to layout, a picture . . . not a cut and pasted blob

Go and snivel somewhere else, you tedious pedant.

lighten up; I don't want this to end in a splashing battle:

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

"Splashing Battle!" pits the user against the previous urinal user in terms of stream strength.

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