Thread: Words or Phrases you hope never to hear in your lifetime

The health card was a forgery.

Oh, and one more thing, this is my first time

They never covered this in medical school.

We're from the Government, we're hear to help you.

We are franticly searching for a cure before it is too late.

ENT has been made a TD moderator

We seem to have lost your file.

You have stage 4 metastatic cancer.

We are calling the code.

There are some problems with your last 3 tax returns.

Your ex-wife called.

Bend over.

You have been invited to attend 'attitude adjustment'.

I don't think anyone has yet listed those archetypal words : " We regret to inform you".

Originally Posted by Latindancer

ENT has been made a TD moderator

True.


If so, you'd have to lick my arse.

We have placed a lien on your...

Fozzy's brain operation was a success!

Your claim has been denied.

This flu you've got; you weren't recently in West Africa were you?

We are experiencing greater than normal call volume. Your are call is very important to us. Please stay on the line and your call will be answered in the order in which it was received, you are currently the 936TH caller in the queue. Your call will be answered in approximately 2 and one half hours.

If you see the minefield you are going the right way.

You have a previously unknown strain of severe hemorrhagic fever.

Incoming!!!!!!!

If it doesn't improve in a day or two we will have to amputate.

Its your round.

The surgeon general would like to speak to you.

I'm tired you can finish yourself off.

The verdict is in - enjoy Angola.

To treat the abscess, your toenail needs to be peeled back. Don't worry....it's just like opening a sardine can.