Thread: Words or Phrases you hope never to hear in your lifetime

and now, a Kardashian's marathon ON ALL CHANNELS

Nice Cock!!! when you are standing at a public urinal.

Originally Posted by Latindancer

Ent honey
Would you mind valving the window down a bit ?

Ah, come on !

I,m sorry sir there is nothing more we can do

( after discovering it won't go up anymore )

We've gotten your test results and they are not good.

The acoustics in this elevator are perfect for yodeling

The "Living In Thailand For Twats" thread has been reinstated to The Lounge

You need to go directly to the hospital.

Wait a minute! If this is his spleen then what's that?

While on the table in the operating room "oops"

Mr Bignote! The good news is they are going to name a disease after you.

Tee times here, Orderly, why don't you close for me.

Can I have the thing-a-majig for the thing in his chest.

There has to be a problem with the test. Your numbers can't possibly be that high.

I've got crotch crickets.

We've got good news and bad news, and the good news is you have less than one week to live.

Is it in yet?

There's only one doctor that can help you and he is not in your network.

"Well, he doesn't need this bit...I'll just cut it off" (plop)

"Or this bit" (plop)

Now just who... put that... there!

I wish you were gay.

Call your Doctor immediately.

"The barfine is 3000 baht."

"The barfine is 30 baht"


And you have to buy one of our house specialties....rat on a stick.

Sorry Sir. Have you got another form of payment, your card is declined.