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Geneticists claim HALF of Brits could have German blood in them.
DO you have a craving for sausage or get upset about bad timekeeping? Then you might actually be GERMAN.
Geneticists claim HALF of Brits could have German blood in them.
Up to 200,000 Anglo-Saxon immigrants came to south-east England in the Fifth and Sixth Centuries after the Romans left in AD410.
Biologists at University College London studied a Y chromosome found in nearly all German and Danish men - and found it is surprisingly common in Britain.
Supported by archaeological studies on teeth and enamel, experts have concluded that 50 per cent of Brits have some German in their genetic make-up.
But The Sun has come up with an alternative test to help you discover your true roots.
Answer A, B or C to the questions below to find out your German-ness "oompah" rating.
HOW often do you wear sandals with socks?
A. Never.
B. Only in Majorca.
C. Always.
What is your favourite U2 album?
A. Under A Blood Red Sky.
B. Pop.
C. Achtung Baby.
Some Germans we love... Claudia Schiffer, Albert Einstein and Boris Becker
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What is your favourite number?
A. Seven.
B. Eight.
C. Nein!
After a penalty shoot-out, are you left...
A. With your head in your hands, despairing at how close you came yet again.
B. Optimisitic about your chances next time.
C. Smugly triumphant.
And some we don't ... Kaiser Wilhelm II and Michael Ballack
With members of the opposite sex, are you attracted to their...
A. Bottom.
B. Eyes.
C. Herr.
When your train is delayed, do you...
A. Tut and glance at your watch.
B. Moan to the person sitting next to you.
C. Storm up to the ticket office and wave the timetable at the staff while complaining loudly.
Ladies, when your armpits are a little hairy do you...
A. Reach for the razor.
B. Wear a long-sleeved top.
C. Take every available opportunity to remove your top and put your hands on your head.
Liebfraumilch is...
A. Never heard of it, mate.
B. A sweet wine from the Seventies.
C. A lovely tipple.
Is the engine of your car...
A. Being held together with red Post Office elastic bands.
B. Getting you from A to B, thank you very much.
C. The benchmark for precision engineering.
Wearing leather trousers and slapping your thighs is OK only if...
A. You are a rock star or Russell Brand.
B. You are Max Mosley.
C. You fully appreciate what a magnificent traditional dance form it is.
When you see a picture of the late Steve McQueen, do you think...
A. Ah... The Great Escape. What a film. What a hero.
B. Is that the fella who was in that PoW film who almost got away on a motorbike?
C. That sneaky escape artist - get him back in ze Cooler!
When you see a sun lounger by a hotel pool do you...
A. Have a lie down and order a nice cold lager.
B. Leave it for now... it's far too early to think about sunbathing.
C. Put a towel on it. Immediately.
What is your favourite drink?
A. A nice cup of tea.
B. A glass of wine.
C. Becks.
Audi is...
A. What Gene Hunt drove in Ashes To Ashes.
B. A supermarket stacked with cheap food.
C. Vorsprung Durch Technik.
You like David Hasselhoff because of...
A. His enthusiastic remarks on Britain's Got Talent.
B. His early Baywatch career.
C. His contribution to pop music.
England's third goal in the 1966 World Cup final was...
A. Clearly over the line.
B. Hard to tell from such an angle.
C. Never in a million years was it even close to being over the line. You cheats...
Who is your favourite Wimbledon commentator?
A. John McEnroe.
B. Sue Barker.
C. Boris Becker.
Speaking of Boris, when you see him do you...
A. Remind yourself never to accept an invitation to visit the broom cupboard.
B. Remember him diving for shots at Wimbledon.
C. Reminisce fondly about sporting domination.
Getting naked in public is OK only if...
A. You are jumping over the stumps at a cricket match.
B. You are in a nudist colony well away from "normal" people.
C. It's acceptable in any place, at any time.
A frankfurter is...
A. A character from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
B. A type of food popular at sports grounds.
C. The delicious hotdog invented in Frankfurt.
So, how German are you?
If you answered mostly As, you are as British as talking about the weather and queuing. You're liable to burst into Rule Britannia at any moment - no German blood here.
If you answered mostly Bs, your German genes might just be shining through - but you are still proud to be British.
If you answered mostly Cs... are you sure you're not from Berlin? You undoubtedly have German blood coursing through your veins, you are ruthlessly efficient... and would undoubtedly take a damned good penalty.
Study reveals fifth of UK have German blood | The Sun |Features