Thread: Woman dies after dog sex in Limerick

There was a big doggie called Rex
who really enjoyed anal sex
but his partner; she farted
it was'nt light hearted
and promptly she died on the floor.

Originally Posted by FarangRed

Originally Posted by crippen

Why didn't the dog wear a condom?

A Du-Rex?

Kommissar Sex

Apparently he growled for 30 minutes first.

(that pun will only work with Aussies.)

If the dog is bought into court will someone be accused of leading the witness?


I wonder if the owner told the dog he was gonna set her up with an nice Irish Lassie?
Would that make him an Irish setter? Or am I barking up the wrong tree?

They found videos on the lappy apparently.

my mate fucked a pig once and it squealed on him

^ If neither party died, it's not news...

It would be a better story if the Dog got her pregnant.

" Seamus, Mother of Christ, ya feckin' eedjit! Didn't I tell ya, I was after KY jelly not feckin' K9 ! "

Originally Posted by FarangRed

A MAN HAS appeared before Limerick District Court

Whapping out a twelve point two decibel whapper outerer.
"Piece of piss", said Canute, as he meekly tucked his todger back into his slightly soiled grey "Y" fronts.

I presume most people don't check if they are allergic to dog sperm before they partake in such sex acts.

Imagine going down to the doctors for some sort of allergy test? Just to get the "go for it" thumbs up.

Originally Posted by FarangRed

A MAN HAS appeared before Limerick District Court charged with ordering his Alsatian dog to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four, who died from an adverse allergic reaction to the intercourse.

The Irish Sun reports that Sean McDonnell, 57, is charged with buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861 – and is believed to be the first person in Ireland to be charged under the legislation.

The Irish Daily Star adds that McDonnell and the deceased woman had discussed the arrangement on a bestiality internet chat room, and that Gardaí are satisfied that the intercourse was consensual.

The Alsatian dog has been kept in quarantine ever since the incident of 7 October, 2008, Patrick O’Connell wrote.

The woman fell ill at around 7:30pm that evening and was rushed to Mid-Western Regional Hospital where she died at around 8pm. Tests showed she had died of anaphylaxis, a severe allergic reaction similar to that prompted by peanut allergies.

The Sun’s Barry Moran said McDonnell could face a life sentence in prison if found guilty.

Woman died from allergic reaction to sex with dog · TheJournal

Doesn't seem to a problem down our way with sheep shagging - the sheep may feel a personal disgust afterwards but I've never heard of an alergic reaction resulting in death.

The poodle bites. . .

try anyting once,was one time too many.

...and after she came...she went...

Terrible

The state of some of the limericks on here

Movie title - Bend her Rover

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

Terrible

The state of some of the limericks on here

Must have come from Kentucky or Arkansas...

Only the Irish could misunderstand the meaning of Dogging.