Marmite better than Vegemite says God

**kingwilly** · 30-05-2009, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by jandajoy

I can't tell the difference. Sorry.

redded

**kingwilly** · 30-05-2009, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by panama hat

I'm sorry . . . but if I remember scripture class correctly Jesus is not God . . . please correct me if I am wrong unless I have been smitten by thunderbolts . . . then don't bother

Actually he is. That's the mystery of the holy trinity. He is god and son of god and the holy spirit.

Originally Posted by phuketbound

I'm a marmite/vegemite virgin. I don't even know what they taste like. I'll just have to google. Have I been deprived or what..

I'm not sure about this, but i dont think google does taste options yet...

**chassamui** · 30-05-2009, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by phuketbound

I'll just have to google. Have I been deprived or what..

Deffo deprived at least as far as marmite is concerned. It tastes a bit like thickened Hendersons Relish. Don't bother with google, it tastes nothing like either of them.

**MHM** · 30-05-2009, 12:13 PM

Marmite on toast, with a fried egg on top. Trust me. You'll never look back

**kingwilly** · 30-05-2009, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by MHM

Marmite

Originally Posted by MHM

Trust me.

nope.

**HermantheGerman** · 30-05-2009, 12:47 PM

The other day I took a shit,
and just before I was ready to flush I thought I saw....
....aahhw forget it. There too much Bullshit in this world already.

**JuniorExPat** · 30-05-2009, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by MHM

Marmite on toast, with a fried egg on top. Trust me. You'll never look back

On top of one slice of buttered toast place another slice of buttered toast with a generous spread of Marmite included on this second slice, then add some grated or sliced mature cheddar (stilton or Danish Blue will also do the trick), microwave or grill to melt the cheese cover with Heinz Baked Beans or for a special treat: Heinz Baked Beans with Pork Sausages (the beans must have already been heated in a pan or microwave). If you are feeling deprived of cholesterol then simply add more cheese on top of the beans and pass under the grill or through the microwave.

Your tastebuds will thank you.

Although Vegemite (arguably) has its place, it doesn't cut it in this snack Vegemite simply doesn't have the power required to compliment the tang of the cheese and the sweet'n'salt of the beans.

JxP

**nedwalk** · 30-05-2009, 02:14 PM

in your opinion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the rest though sounds ferking good, a great snack for me drunken mates after a night at the footy, and if i may, i would add a splash of sweet and sour chilli sauce on the beans

**Loy Toy** · 30-05-2009, 02:41 PM

"marmite" (pronounced [/maʀmit/]), a French term for a large, covered earthenware or metal cooking pot.[1]

**JuniorExPat** · 30-05-2009, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

"marmite" (pronounced [/maʀmit/]), a French term for a large, covered earthenware or metal cooking pot.[1]

Yes, as per the golden yellow pot on the Marmite label (so, not only more tasty but also more attractively packaged - it must have taken a huge surge of creativity to come up with that red diamond on a yellow background) . . .

. . . and, Mr Toy, your point is?

JxP

**kingwilly** · 30-05-2009, 03:38 PM

Problem solved.

I just asked a neutral observer, MrsKW.

and she said omg if vegemite tastes better than marmite, than marmite must taste really donkeys balls!

FACT.

**nedwalk** · 30-05-2009, 03:41 PM

marmite probably tastes like a frenchmans pisspot?

**JuniorExPat** · 04-06-2009, 04:56 PM

“Cricket is like Marmite, entirely eccentric; wholly British and something the rest of the World will never truly understand” -Dickie Bird

'nuff said.

JxP

**Marmite the Dog** · 04-06-2009, 06:06 PM

The problem with all the dumb-arse Aussies here, is that they make a product called Marmite down there, but it is a poor copy of that awful Vegemite shite, so most of them have never actually tried real Marmite.

So yous can all go and fuck yourselves.

**nedwalk** · 04-06-2009, 07:18 PM

**panama hat** · 04-06-2009, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

So yous can all go and fuck yourselves.

Get it right, soap-dodger, 'Youse' is spelled with an 's'.

**noelbino** · 04-06-2009, 09:48 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

The problem with all the dumb-arse Aussies here, is that they make a product called Marmite down there, but it is a poor copy of that awful Vegemite shite, so most of them have never actually tried real Marmite.

So yous can all go and fuck yourselves.

Bloody pommy barstard.

**NickA** · 05-06-2009, 12:05 AM

Really, if a guy called Marmite says that marmite is better, then I suppose you have to believe him.

#Thread Closed by Admin at 12.05 AM#

**Panda** · 05-06-2009, 06:46 AM

This taste off should put an end to the argument.
Done in England under strict scientific guidelines, it shows Vegemite RULES!

**Marmite the Dog** · 05-06-2009, 07:23 AM

^ Can a mod move that to MKP please?

**phuketbound** · 05-06-2009, 08:07 AM

Insane! ^^

I still can't believe I've never tried either. I'll have to try Vegemite, when I get to Oz.

**panama hat** · 05-06-2009, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by Panda

Vegemite RULES

Better at cricket

Better at rugby

Better at weather

Better at Vegemite . . .

. . . is there no end to humiliating our previous masters? Payback is a bitch!

**Nawty** · 05-06-2009, 09:19 AM

Also vegemite is great on mouth ulcers if you ever get one.

I am missing my veg, ran out months ago.....have a bottle of marmite.....its sits in the fridge all alone and lonely like, untouched....

**jandajoy** · 05-06-2009, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by Nawty

Also vegemite is great on mouth ulcers if you ever get one.

Quite arousing when lightly smeared on female genitalia, apparently.

**Nawty** · 05-06-2009, 09:25 AM

Nipples ??

I love vegemite on nipples in the morning.

I know why Poms like Marmite so much....it tastes just like their missus' fanny after a month without washing as usual.

View Poll Results: Is God Right?

Thread: Marmite better than Vegemite says God

Thread Tools

Display

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

Posting Permissions