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**Mr Pot** · 15-05-2008, 08:30 PM

Fiend paid for ladyboy hookersCELLAR beast Josef Fritzl enjoyed romps with teenage rent-boys and tranny hookers in a Thai sex paradise, The Sun can reveal.

The 73-year-old monster sickened British holidaymakers after they spotted him hand-in-hand with a 16-year-old lad.
Fritzl stayed at the resort in Pattaya for up to six weeks at a time, trawling the notorious gay haunt Boyztown at night.
Brit Stephen Crickson, 51, of Huyton, Liverpool, said: “He was a disgusting pervert and all the ex-pats and regular holidaymakers knew what he was up to.
“Rent-boys, ladyboys, he would go with anything. At one point he was spotted by one bar regular with a 16-year-old.”
British families suspected he was a German – not Austrian – because he would reserve sunloungers with a beach towel.
Stephen, at the resort with his girlfriend, added: “Fritzl would lord it around us at the beach and treated staff with contempt. He was universally unpopular.”

He's a sik fcuk where ever he goes, you can get it anywhere - but they only mention Thailand; bet the dumb fcuks back home think we're all upto this sh*t

**gjbkk** · 15-05-2008, 08:37 PM

Edit -

sorry I should not laugh but Mr Pot should have explained who was Josef Fritzl

**stroller** · 15-05-2008, 08:45 PM

Should have explained what "The Sun" is as well.

**momo8** · 15-05-2008, 08:49 PM

^^You've been living under a pot these last few weeks?

https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...tria-fuks.html

**Mr Pot** · 15-05-2008, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by Mr Pot

British families suspected he was a German – not Austrian – because he would reserve sunloungers with a beach towel.

Ii just liked the Sun's style

**Bluecat** · 15-05-2008, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by Mr Pot

The 73-year-old monster sickened British holidaymakers after they spotted him hand-in-hand with a 16-year-old lad.

Well, these Brits are really observant, they could spot him amongst thousands...

**EmperorTud** · 15-05-2008, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by Bluecat

Well, these Brits are really observant, they could spot him amongst thousands...

It's hard not to notice when you see a grown man wearing Speedos in public.

**stroller** · 15-05-2008, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by Bluecat

Well, these Brits are really observant, they could spot him amongst thousands...

Oh yes, and they had a look at the companion's ID to establish his age while they were at it, all has come to light due to the meticulous journalism of "The Sun".

**Mr Pot** · 15-05-2008, 09:26 PM

Originally Posted by Mr Pot

Fritzl stayed at the resort in Pattaya for up to six weeks at a time, trawling the notorious gay haunt Boyztown at night.

Originally Posted by momo8

^^You've been living under a pot these last few weeks?

I's not about the news, it's about the quality of the Sun's reporting

**stroller** · 15-05-2008, 09:32 PM

Originally Posted by Mr Pot

I's not about the news, it's about the quality of the Sun's reporting

yeah, right up your street.

Originally Posted by Mr Pot

Ii just liked the Sun's style

**dirtydog** · 15-05-2008, 09:35 PM

So, those poxy Austrians also reserve sun loungers with a towel... bstards the lot of them....

**Mr Pot** · 15-05-2008, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

So, those poxy Austrians also reserve sun loungers with a towel... bstards the lot of them....

**alphagirl** · 16-05-2008, 05:15 AM

because he would reserve sunloungers with a beach towel.

I'm going to need that explained to me.... Am I missing something, what does that mean?????

**kingwilly** · 16-05-2008, 08:02 AM

^ Its a germans on holiday thing.

At a beach resort, get up at the crack of dawn, place a towel on a sun lounge chair thereby reserving it for the entire days use, so noone else can use it.

**gjbkk** · 16-05-2008, 08:29 AM

^

my first wife was named Dawn and a German went up her crack. Did not notice the towel though

**alphagirl** · 16-05-2008, 09:35 AM

well thanks for the heads up! I remember to watch out for that while on Holiday

**November Rain** · 16-05-2008, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by Mr Pot

Brit Stephen Crickson, 51, of Huyton, Liverpool, said: “He was a disgusting pervert and all the ex-pats and regular holidaymakers knew what he was up to. “Rent-boys, ladyboys, he would go with anything. At one point he was spotted by one bar regular with a 16-year-old.” British families suspected he was a German – not Austrian – because he would reserve sunloungers with a beach towel. Stephen, at the resort with his girlfriend, added: “Fritzl would lord it around us at the beach and treated staff with contempt. He was universally unpopular.”

Jeezus. How I miss the quality reporting in The Sun

Rough translation of the above:

'Brit Stephen Crickson (did you get that, mate? Make sure you spell it right - that's wiv a 'pee haitch' not a vee) 51, of Huyton, Liverpool (Oh, me mates are gonna love seeing me in the paper!) said " Well, I'm not sure I ever saw the sick pervert, actually, but I've seen his pic all over the news and someone said he used to come out to Pattaya, so I'm sure I must have seen him at some time. I mean, I'm out here all the time, visiting some 'girlfriend' or other.
Yeah, well he's Austrian, ain't 'ee? Once my mate Dave told me that that means he lived in Austria, not Australia, I remembered that Austria's where Hitler came from, so he's got to be a b*stard, hasn't he? I mean that's next to Germany, so I bet he used to bag the sunloungers. They all do, don't they?
And, I bet you a pound to a penny he's gay. All of them Germans & Austrians are, I heard, so he must've been going off with ladyboys and boys, mustn't he? There's an actual area you can do that here, too. Sick sods! I'll stick to my 17 year old bar girls, thank you very much!
Anyway, I've seen loads of war films and all of them Germanic types are arrogant, aren't they? So, I bet he treated everyone like shite (C'mon luv, go & get me another Chang, I'm not going to ask you again. You're not just there to look pretty you know. I'm paying you good money for this, so don't give me attitude!) Sorry, what was I saying? Oh, yes, well we all knew him & what he was up to..." '

**ChiangMai noon** · 16-05-2008, 09:58 AM

^

that's very good NR.

didn't realise you had comedy potential.

**NickA** · 16-05-2008, 11:24 AM

I wonder if this is the only holiday he ever went on, or the only one that they have decided to report on

**jizzybloke** · 16-05-2008, 01:37 PM

Last week (i think) one paper had pictures of him and the family on holiday in Italy somewhere, it takes TheSun to dig out the Pattaya stuff!

**Johnny Longprong** · 16-05-2008, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by Mr Pot

The 73-year-old monster sickened British holidaymakers after they spotted him hand-in-hand with a 16-year-old lad.

Didn't anyone have a hammer handy????

**stroller** · 16-05-2008, 04:17 PM

Pattaya would be virtually empty if everybody who walks with someone who looks 16 was getting a 'hammering'.

**thehighlander959** · 16-05-2008, 04:46 PM

I got the boot from a hotel in Varadero Cuba for launching all the Germans beach towels into the hotel pool!!
Well maybe it was a bit more than that, I launched one of the Germans into the pool with the towel and the sunbed, his wife started screaming he couldn,t swim!, I said he would be OK because shit floats. My brother in law dives in the pool and rescues him (nice guy my ex brother in law but a bit to soft for my liking).
Hotel says to me "we would like you and your wife to leave as you are upsetting our German guest by throwing their towels into the pool every day" we have found you alternative accommodation in the Melia Hotel by the Golf Course "ya beauty" this was the hotel I tried to book but was full. So the story had a happy ending after all.

gerrit up them Germans and Austrian towel merchants

**stroller** · 16-05-2008, 06:12 PM

Pity they didn't chuck you in the slammer for a few days.

Unfortunately this pea-munching Brit trash has been turning up everywhere since flight prices have come down.

**Mr Pot** · 16-05-2008, 06:13 PM

https://www.youtube.com./watch?v=LuIJqF8av6I

Here's the 1993 Carling Black Label advert, a classic.

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