AMAZON CRIME inertia sales and child labour

**david44** · 07-10-2023, 10:36 PM

Hook folks into your shop

Have a Logo that looks like a hookah smile to men and a penis to women

Sell bus indebted last credit card holders Christmas Gifts to celebrate the immaculate ejaculate founder of a belief system they do not believe

Hire kids in slave factories to make cheap tat

Marke via same mammon platfroms TEMU Amazon, Lazada, Ali, Ali Express , Tao Bao Shoppee same shit different platform

Bombard the phone with spam

Hook in with endless promotions to credit worthy but low analytic skill drones

Drip ship

Employ armies of white van men and rickshaw drivers on zero hours

Sell wrapping paper gif tags, repeat bonuses, threshholds, points, elite mumblerships

Recipients unwrap deposit hard to recycle plastic foil, blister pack glued to paper into landfill

Rinse and repeat

Oh and happy holidays to al my bleeders

Wubba products with Pandamonium will be presenting must have gizmos in 2567

**DrWilly** · 07-10-2023, 11:11 PM

What the duck are you on about?

**cyrille** · 08-10-2023, 07:04 AM

Do you really still care?

**DrWilly** · 08-10-2023, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by cyrille

Do you really still care?

Not particularly but it would be nice if he didn’t pollute the board with his stream of consciousness every time he sucks a doobie

**cyrille** · 08-10-2023, 09:39 AM

He must be on something far stronger than that, surely.

**Stumpy** · 08-10-2023, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

He must be on something far stronger than that, surely.

David definitely drops some hallucinogenic shit, that's for sure.

I don't read them, the thread subject tells the tale.

**bsnub** · 08-10-2023, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

He must be on something far stronger than that, surely.

Any speculation on what that could be? He has been on a tear of late. My theory is that he is off his meds rather than on something else.

**helge** · 08-10-2023, 03:49 PM

It's poetry

Plebs !

**malmomike77** · 08-10-2023, 06:53 PM

Dave makes me laugh, if you take the time to read it, some of it is quite clever. Its the equivalent of me trying to remember my latin but once you get it there are some really funny lines. We can't all be as erudite a Snub or cutting as Symp.

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