Thread: UK. Shooting at House of Commons

Originally Posted by OhOh

Originally Posted by ENT

that 2 knives were found, one in the car used, and one on the ground

Surely a knife is the favourite choice weapon an an "indigenous" terrorists?

Lucky fellas, in another borough, patrolled by an armed response car, they may have been illegally murdered and "labeled" terrorists.

Evidence:
1. copying a terrorist SOP
2. knives "found"
3. allegedly using a "stolen" car
4. running from police
5. allegedly witnesses "heard" them shouting a well known terrorist phrase
6. allegedly passports from well established "terrorist" countries "found" in the car?

The Met/UK police have previous history:
1. Man killed with broom handle - "looked like a rifle" the sharp shooter with 20/20 vision said in evidence.
2. Man killed walking home because he was in the vicinity of a disturbance.
3. Man found hanging from a bridge.
4. Man killed by radiation.
5. Man killed with a poisoned umbrella.
6...............

All men, the women don't even get investigated, usually its just a domestic.

The Met Police killed Georgy Markov? And Litvinenko? And Calvi?

You and your nutty fucking conspiracy theories, you're a hoot.

Originally Posted by ENT

fleeing the scene of an attempted mugging,

In which he was the mugger? Or the muggee. Knives in the car says the former. If he was the victim he would be happy to see the police?

Originally Posted by DrB0b

London carries on pretty much as normal

Keep Calm And...

The whole things is/was a bit of a none event.

And on Sunday in Leicester Square I approached an unarmed Policeman for directions and he was calm, just like everybody else, and he said it wasn't his normal beat and then proceeded to pull out his smart phone to Google it, another copper calmly came up and asked if he could help, and upon hearing my request calmly replied " it's two minutes walk in that direction on your left "
I calmly thanked them for their help.
I braved the deadly streets of London and survived to reassure my TD brothers that all is calm again.

Originally Posted by wasabi

And on Sunday in Leicester Square I approached an unarmed Policeman for directions and he was calm, just like everybody else, and he said it wasn't his normal beat and then proceeded to pull out his smart phone to Google it, another copper calmly came up and asked if he could help, and upon hearing my request calmly replied " it's two minutes walk in that direction on your left "
I calmly thanked them for their help.
I braved the deadly streets of London and survived to reassure my TD brothers that all is calm again.

Hmmmm. I was in Leicester Square last Sunday! Suddenly London is a place of terror for me again.

Pussy.

Go to Swansea on any Friday night and you'll soon discover what real terror is.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Pussy.

Go to Swansea on any Friday night and you'll soon discover what real terror is.

It's the knowledge that I must have been within yards of Wasabi that terrified me.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Pussy.

Go to Swansea on any Friday night and you'll soon discover what real terror is.

I have been led to believe that those who survive the Welsh Valleys and live to a great age should be afforded the utmost respect. They are "well 'ard". So, I'm told.

That rules you out, can123.

IT was very strange ^ that riots did not break out with the usual looters over England because a Copper shot dead their brother.

Terrorists told that the only way to make Londoners shit themselves is to open a dodgy kebab shop



A dodgy 3am kebab is the only known way of making a Londoner shit themselves, terrorists have been told today.

Whilst going round blowing things up is all very well, if they want to make a Londoner’s bowels really loosen, a late-night snack made from that lamb which has been rotating on a skewer for most of the last month will do the trick.

Kebab shop owner Shimonu Al-Williams told us that he has been executing a carefully planned reign of terror against Londoners for over a decade, largely by having a two-star food hygiene certificate and staying open when the clubs chuck out.

“If you want to cause a Londoner to sweat in terror as their innards coil and seethe, try feeding them one of my Lamb Supremes before putting them on the Northern Line home,” he said.

“It’s faster, easier, they pay me, and, more to the point, my method actually works.

“And like your methods, there’s no way of knowing when the explosion will occur. All they can do is pray!” he said with a diabolical laugh.

“Would you like chili sauce on that?” he added.

“That’ll be seven pound fifty, mate. Have a good night.”

Terrorists told that the only way to make Londoners shit themselves is to open a dodgy kebab shop

Investigators now believe that the man responsible for the Westminster attack in March acted wholly alone in the planning and preparation for the first mass casualty terrorist atrocity to hit Britain in more than 10 years.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...olice-conclude

Originally Posted by cyrille

Investigators now believe that the man responsible for the Westminster attack in March acted wholly alone in the planning and preparation for the first mass casualty terrorist atrocity to hit Britain in more than 10 years.

Inspired by?

His very English upbringing in the Tonbridge Wells in Kent.

Originally Posted by wasabi

His very English upbringing in the Tonbridge Wells in Kent.

The Tonbridge Wells? Seriously? You cannot possibly be English. Where are you really from, Yugoslavia, Albania?

Oh pray forgive Me it should have been Royal.
I'll be going that way on Sunday to enjoy meeting up with friends at a Thai restaurant in Tonbridge.
Hopefully they let us Eastern Europeans in.