Stabbing monkeys.

[Gerbil]

Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

[shehiredahitman]

That's got to be a wind up?

The monkeys were stabbed on average seven to nine times a day with a variety of instruments

What the fuck?

[Cujo]

That's got to be a wind up?

The monkeys were stabbed on average seven to nine times a day with a variety of instruments

What the fuck?

No, it's the Onion, a reliable news source.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

I abhor monkeys, especially the type you get in Hua Hin and Lopburi wot grassed up Indiana Jones.

Poison dates put paid to that.

They are the yobbo's of the animal kingdom (second to us of course).

[mrsquirrel]

I went hunting monkeys with an Orang Asli tribe leader in Malaysia. Had a wicked blow pipe thing.

Sadly my in my hiking boots made a bit more noise than his quite walking and caught nowt. Had to have a packet of biscuits at the top of the mountain instead of roast macaque.

[slimboyfat]

couldnt you have used the biscuits as monkey bait?

[mrsquirrel]

No would never have worked.

If I remember rightly we had a cup of tea as well. Made a little fire and had tea, good times.

[Agent_Smith]

The avatar's losing its shine MrsQ. Could ya at least photoshop CMN's head on there or something?

BTW, The Onion is the most consistently funny bit of satire on the Web.

[mrsquirrel]

I was planning on doing so but i haven;t got time

I know somebody else will photo shop it on for me though.