Welsh dwarf gets hoover stuck to his man hood

[mrsquirrel]

EDINBURGH (AFP) - A Welsh dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.


Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Welsh Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.
The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.
The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.
He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.
"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.
"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."

Not much to say really is there.

[AntRobertson]

"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said

As opposed to standing on a stage in front of people with a vacuum attached?

[slimboyfat]

The article didnt mention that he was welsh, so thanks for pointing that out mrsQ

[mrsquirrel]

It did too.

[slimboyfat]

oh yes. my mistake

[Sir Burr]

The article didnt mention that he was welsh, so thanks for pointing that out mrsQ

Errrrrm....the second word of the article. After the first word which was A.

[slimboyfat]

actually that part was edited by mrsq if you check out the real page.
however, the photo does prove the guy is CMNs twin brother and therefore must be welsh.

Daniel Blackner glues vacuum to penis | PerthNow

[mrsquirrel]

That photo is avatar material

[mrsquirrel]

Oh shit he's wearing one of those Welsh skirts

[Spin]

Can these vertically challenged guys not get specialist jobs due to their small size?
They seem to always end up humiliating themselves in front of regular sized folks for a living
It aint right

[mrsquirrel]

Dwarves are fun. Cover one in oil and you can have hours of fun trying to catch it.

[slimboyfat]

Can these vertically challenged guys not get specialist jobs due to their small size?
They seem to always end up humiliating themselves in front of regular sized folks for a living

better than some - who register on internet forums and get ridiculed for free

[witbaas]

For a momemt there I thought......joined the circus???

[Gerbil]

Someone is very quiet on this thread....

[slimboyfat]

i am now announcing my retirement from 'CMN is a short-arse' jokes. i only got one green (thanks Ant) from my posts on this thread which i am sure will be voided by the red i will no doubt receive later from CMN.

its just not worth hurting my good friend CMN in the name of greenies anymore

[AntRobertson]

i am now announcing my retirement from 'CMN is a short-arse' jokes. i only got one green (thanks Ant) from my posts on this thread which i am sure will be voided by the red i will no doubt receive later from CMN.

Could've juast as easily been 2 if I was allowed. Your post in #12 was even funnier.

Don't worry abiout CMN. He's short, Welsh, has no sense of humour, and is currently in A&E with cleaning implements stuck to him

[Gerbil]

The article totally misses out on the most important detail. Is the hoover ok?

[terry57]

^

well i got the answer to that very complicated question.

the last time i bunged the old fella up the hover hose it sucked the eye out of my cock, so the answer is no, its a fuked idea.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Looks different to the photo in the avatar.

[ChiangMai noon]

Someone is very quiet on this thread

yes, i've been out on the links beating 6 foot tall Englishmen quite handsomely.

seems nationality is more important than height in golf.

[slimboyfat]

i hereby come out of retirement

[Jardine]

Only by 2 Stapleford points and I'm 5'11'' you just make me look tall

[shehiredahitman]

Where's the rest of him?

[ChiangMai noon]

^^
2 stableford points, a handsome win especially seeing as I should be getting height handicap points.

[Jardine]

^ We have been through this your height handicap is offset by my caddies wish to hunt for my balls in the woods.