Thread: "if he knew he had a monkey on him",

Passenger 'hid monkey under hat'


The monkey was said to have been well-behaved on the flight


Monkey behind bars

A man has been questioned by police at LaGuardia airport in New York after smuggling a monkey onto a flight from Florida by hiding it under his hat. Passengers spotted the animal when it climbed out and perched on the man's ponytail, Spirit Airlines spokeswoman Alison Russell told reporters.
Ms Russell said the monkey - a marmoset - spent the remainder of the flight in the man's seat and was well-behaved.
It is unclear whether the unnamed man will face any criminal charges.
The man's journey originated in Lima, Peru. Ms Russell said it was not known how the man avoided detection there, and during a several-hour stopover in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
When passengers noticed the fist-sized primate on the flight, they asked the man "if he knew he had a monkey on him", Ms Russell said.
New York animal control officials said the monkey appeared to be healthy, the Associated Press news agency reported.
It said the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention was planning to quarantine the animal for a month.
After that, the monkey could be sent to a zoo, AP said.

BBC NEWS | Americas | Passenger 'hid monkey under hat'

Is dandruff contagious?

Story made me laugh out loud this morning.

I can just see the monkey poking it's head of from under the hat and the man telling it to get back under the coast isn't clear yet.

would you grass up the bloke because he had a monkey under his hat?

i am pretty sure i wouldnt

most probly got that monkey trained to give him a B JOB the dirty blighter.

a member of teak door no doubt.

I can't believe that a good happy funny story like this has recieved less interest than Mr T's partnert fuck off thread.

Load of bollocks

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

I can't believe that a good happy funny story like this has recieved less interest than Mr T's partnert fuck off thread. Load of bollocks

No taste these people, couldn't recognise a good monkey story if it flung poo at them!

i wonder where the monkey shit?

Originally Posted by Mallow

i wonder where the monkey shit?

That wasn't hair-gel in that guys ponytail...