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    Dog the Bounty Hunter after War Machine over Porn Star Bashing

    ^ What a headline...

    Dog the Bounty Hunter to chase Christy Mack’s alleged attacker, MMA fighter War Machine


    Apparently he is going to throw small children at him.

    DUANE Chapman, better known as reality TV star Dog the Bounty Hunter, has pledged to track down the fugitive mixed martial arts fighter who allegedly assaulted porn star Christy Mack on August 8.
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    he brutal attack left Mack with broken bones, missing teeth and a severely ruptured liver, among other injuries. Since it happened, Las Vegas police have been searching for her former boyfriend, Jon Koppenhaver, who legally changed his name to War Machine.




    “I believed I was going to die,” Mack said in her harrowing account of the assault, posted online yesterday. “He has beaten me many times before, but never this badly.”



    According to Mack, War Machine entered her house at 2am on Friday morning and beat up a man who was with her. Then he sent the man away, forced Mack to shower in front of him, bashed her face, pushed a knife against her skin and said he was going to rape her.
    She eventually managed to escape through her home’s back door while he rummaged around in another room.

    War Machine has not surfaced since the attack, and there is a $10,000 reward for his capture. Apparently, that has attracted the interest of Chapman (aka Dog the Bounty Hunter), who is threatening to come after the former UFC and Bellator fighter. Chapman gave War Machine 24 hours to hand himself in ... more than 24 hours ago.


    Tweets...

    Duane Dog Chapman ✔ @DogBountyHunter
    .@WarMachine170
    better 2Give All You Excuses To The Judge ..you got 24 hrs to turn your self in or I am Coming After YOU.!#CMTDogAndBeth
    11:08 AM - 12 Aug 2014

    Duane Dog Chapman ✔ @DogBountyHunter
    @WarMachine170
    your now In my World your a FUGITIVE & I Am a BOUNTY HUNTER !! YOU NEED TO FEEL SHAME !! Be a MAN SURRENDER TO AUTHORITIES
    12:47 PM - 12 Aug 2014

    Duane Dog Chapman ✔ @DogBountyHunter
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    War Machine YOU HAVE 6 HOURS LEFT !!SEE YOU SOON !!
    1:12 AM - 13 Aug 2014 Honolulu, HI, United States

    War Machine has not responded to the bounty hunter, though he did break his silence on Twitter yesterday to protest his innocence. The fugitive claims he went to Mack’s house in the early hours of Friday morning to propose.

    War Machine ✔ @WarMachine170
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    I'm not a bad guy, I went to surprise my gf, help her set up her show and to give her an engagement ring and ended up fighting for my life.

    War Machine ✔ @WarMachine170
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    I only wish that man hadn't been there and that Christy & I would behappily engaged.I don't know y I'm so cursed.One day truth will come out


    Mack’s account of the incident is completely different, and absolutely horrifying.
    “He made me undress and shower in front of him, then dragged me out and beat my face,” she said.
    “He pushed the knife into me in some areas such as my hand, ear and head.
    “He told me he was going to rape me, but was disappointed in himself when he could not get hard.
    “After another hit or two, he left me on the floor bleeding and shaking, holding my side from the pain of my rib.”

    War Machine has been imprisoned twice before for committing assault. This time, police have issued seven separate warrants for his arrest, on counts including battery with substantial bodily harm, battery by strangulation, open and gross lewdness, assault with a deadly weapon and coercion.
    Meanwhile, one of Mack’s colleagues in the adult film industry, Kendall Karson, has started a fundraising page in an effort to help her friend recover.

    Dog the Bounty Hunter to chase Christy Mack’s alleged attacker, MMA fighter War Machine | News.com.au

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    ^ Yeah, cause it really sucks when that other man is here.......
    Don't yah just haye that?

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    Porn stars and cage fighters, and a washed up old fat biker. Big whoop.

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    Yawn.

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    Neck tattoo's and violence are usually a cert for the Jerry Springer Show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton View Post
    Porn stars and cage fighters, and a washed up old fat biker. Big whoop.
    Beat me to it ya bastard.

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    Today's top headline title though.

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    What lovely fruits of a culture of violence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmart View Post
    Today's top headline title though.

    I would green myself if I could...

    Perfectly suited to a country where most of the fans think WWE is real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
    Porn stars and cage fighters, and a washed up old fat biker.
    Grreat- yet another Reality show.

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    The Chapmans of Dog the Bounty Hunter fame.

    The definitive American white trash story.

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    Mullet Man chases Neck Tat Man, bring n the oompah loompahs.

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    I'm going to put my foot down on this. The Dog is brilliant. I know, I have watched one of his shows for about 25 minutes. You forget this is The Dog you are all dismissing. The man who memorably said

    "At the end of the criminal rainbow- there is no pot of gold."

    "I like it when a plan comes together that you didn't plan."

    "#1 you never hit a women. #2- you never hit a pregnant woman."

    "Some guys you can look at and think - yeah he's a criminal and yet some guys who don't look like one - really are. So you cannot - obviously judge a book by its cover."

    "If you get a goal in your mind- go for it- you're not in hell yet, you can still make collect calls, you can still talk to your old lady, you can still have children and you can still love and be loved."

    He is ace. He is coming to the rescue of a porno slut, and for that he is to be applauded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    I'm going to put my foot down on this. The Dog is brilliant. I know, I have watched one of his shows for about 25 minutes. You forget this is The Dog you are all dismissing. The man who memorably said

    "At the end of the criminal rainbow- there is no pot of gold."

    "I like it when a plan comes together that you didn't plan."

    "#1 you never hit a women. #2- you never hit a pregnant woman."

    "Some guys you can look at and think - yeah he's a criminal and yet some guys who don't look like one - really are. So you cannot - obviously judge a book by its cover."

    "If you get a goal in your mind- go for it- you're not in hell yet, you can still make collect calls, you can still talk to your old lady, you can still have children and you can still love and be loved."

    He is ace. He is coming to the rescue of a porno slut, and for that he is to be applauded.
    Atop of that, they're good Christians as well.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    The Chapmans of Dog the Bounty Hunter fame.

    The definitive American white trash story.
    "Success" story.
    When The Dog made it big, he didn't just buy a new trailer, be bought the whole dang park....

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    Before



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    The Mans a legend.

    Oh, and his place in Hawaii? Fook me - nice gaff. Hardly a trailer. Colorado ranch not too shabby either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Before



    After



    The Mans a legend.

    Oh, and his place in Hawaii? Fook me - nice gaff. Hardly a trailer. Colorado ranch not too shabby either.
    I'll give 'em the Hawaii crib.....but, technically the Colorado ranch is a loaner from a friend - not theirs, though they love to give that impression.

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    Dawwg's wife has some of the largest boobs bouncing around on the telly. She wore tight tshirts. I always marvelled how such a rotund woman could waddle about in her high heels and long fingernails helping her husband. The daughter 'baby Lisa' always struck me as mildly retarded as her mouth was often agape and she looked clueless.
    The son with the big ears who went off on his own was an mma type fighter as we'll and very popular with preteen girls and older gay men, and he was often receiving proposals. He too appeared to be brain damaged although that didn't stop him from snagging a hot wife. Poor dawg had his show cancelled long ago so maybe this will get him some cheap pr.

    One good thing about dawg and his wife - they are kind to animals. The missus would help the stray dogs. So just for that I wish them the best, but my oh my beth's gigantic bosom is indeed one of the wonders of the world. I still don't don't understand how she doesn't topple over when the wind blows or waddles about.
    Kindness is spaying and neutering one's companion animals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zygote1
    Dawwg's wife has some of the largest boobs bouncing around on the telly


    Fucking repulsive for my taste, but, a legend like the Dog needs a partner with some built in airbags - they're for her own protection when hes on top in jack hammer mode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zygote1 View Post
    Dawwg's wife has some of the largest boobs bouncing around on the telly. She wore tight tshirts. I always marvelled how such a rotund woman could waddle about in her high heels and long fingernails helping her husband. The daughter 'baby Lisa' always struck me as mildly retarded as her mouth was often agape and she looked clueless.
    The son with the big ears who went off on his own was an mma type fighter as we'll and very popular with preteen girls and older gay men, and he was often receiving proposals. He too appeared to be brain damaged although that didn't stop him from snagging a hot wife. Poor dawg had his show cancelled long ago so maybe this will get him some cheap pr.

    One good thing about dawg and his wife - they are kind to animals. The missus would help the stray dogs. So just for that I wish them the best, but my oh my beth's gigantic bosom is indeed one of the wonders of the world. I still don't don't understand how she doesn't topple over when the wind blows or waddles about.
    it's sad that you know all that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by zygote1
    Dawwg's wife has some of the largest boobs bouncing around on the telly


    Fucking repulsive for my taste, but, a legend like the Dog needs a partner with some built in airbags - they're for her own protection when hes on top in jack hammer mode.
    That is pure and simply disgusting....

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    a reality TV bounty hunter is searching for an MMA fighter who beat the crap out of his pornstar girlfriend.


    there can no longer be any doubt.....the apocalypse is upon us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    That is pure and simply disgusting....
    Well what is your type?


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    Quote Originally Posted by raycarey View Post
    a reality TV bounty hunter is searching for an MMA fighter who beat the crap out of his pornstar girlfriend.


    there can no longer be any doubt.....the apocalypse is upon us.
    And, it's in World News.....Nuff said

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus
    "#1 you never hit a women. #2- you never hit a pregnant woman."
    Spoken like a true cabballero.
    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus
    The Mans a legend.
    In trailer parks.

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