Originally Posted by
wasabi
Prince William was saved the embarrassment of small talk. His aids had drawn up a list of helpful suggestions to smooth the way (you can add to it)
Do you have tattooed rings on your butt cheeks?
Do Maori single parent Mothers get more welfare than Pakka tarts.?
How come the Maori features are looking more Pakka every generation.
Is there a talented Maori that can direct an Oscar winning Movie about Maori slavery,like that "Lord of the Rings" fella.
What do Maoris like about all the Pacific islanders moving here?
Do you inter marry with islanders?