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    40 minutes? it's a 5 minute job

    Thief steals urinal from city pub

    Landlord Alan Dreja pictured at the site of a missing urinal

    Police are on the hunt for a thief who stole a urinal from a pub in Hampshire.
    The man is thought to have spent 40 minutes removing the white toilet bowl after ordering half a pint at the Royal Oak pub in Southampton.
    He then stuffed the urinal in a rucksack and left the pub making sure he wiped his fingerprints off the door as he went.
    But his exploits were caught on CCTV and after reviewing the tape landlord Alan Dreja handed it over to police.
    "It's unbelievable," said Mr Dreja, 46, who has been landlord at the Royal Oak in Houndwell Place for two years.
    'Professional job'
    His wife Suzie Dreja added: "We were stunned as he did it at about 5pm.
    "He had wandered in and ordered half a pint of Fosters, took a few sips and went into the toilet a few times.
    The suspect was captured on CCTV with a bulging rucksack


    "He did a very professional job. He turned off the stop cock and capped off the pipe.
    "Our staff had thought we had taken it off for repair and it was not until the evening we noticed.
    "After we realised, we looked at the CCTV and saw him go in with a flat rucksack and come out with it bulging. He actually wiped his fingerprints off the door as he left."
    A spokesman for Hampshire police said: "It is a very unusual theft and we would like to speak to the man captured on the CCTV.
    "It was clearly a very professional job," he added.

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    Perhaps he lost his wedding ring while having a toss and couldn't get to the U-trap...

    Or perhaps he owns a pub and some bugger stole one of his...

    Or maybe he wants one for his house and you can only get them in packs of 6...

    Or...

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    Could be a fetish, or just someone taking the piss.

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    He had wandered in and ordered half a pint of Fosters


    And they didnt suspect anything???!??!?!??

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    extracing the urine

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
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    He had wandered in and ordered half a pint of Fosters, took a few sips and went into the toilet a few times.
    Foster's does have that effect..nothing suspicious there.

    It's either a student prank, you know initiation into the Uni animals club

    or

    It's a reflection on the very high cost of living in the U.K. when someone will risk jail to steal a urinal because they can't afford to go into B&Q and buy one.

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    Quite obviously he was an Australian tourist and was over awed by English urinal technology so he stole it to take back to Aussie land to show his mates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Quite obviously he was an Australian tourist and was over awed by English urinal technology
    But they flush the wrong way up there

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    But they flush the wrong way up there
    Up there?

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    and here was me thinking this thread was going to be about DD and how long it takes him to have sex.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    and here was me thinking this thread was going to be about DD and how long it takes him to have sex.....
    twice.....

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    I'd like to have a urinal installed in my apartment.

    How much would it cost?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkman View Post
    I'd like to have a urinal installed in my apartment.

    How much would it cost?
    name the location of the pub with your favoured urinal and i am sure dd can fix it for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkman
    I'd like to have a urinal installed in my apartment
    Don't you have a window?

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    ^ <mental note, dont forget umbrella when visiting Patong>

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