A pilgrimage across southern England

[Edmond]

Edmond doubtless knows what I got for my 100 Baht

Traces of snot and fecal matter left on your neck and ears?

[PAG]

Mid Devon Show in Tiverton on 23rd July could be worth a look, even if back in Somerset, not far down the M5.

The Mid Devon Show - One of Devon's Best Days Out

as well as a festival in Seaton (not far from Lyme Regis) on 23/24 July.

Natural Seaton Festival | Presented by Seaton Tramway | East Devon

[Mendip]

^^^ Thanks AO... the daughter is already doing my head in and we haven't left Korat yet.

^^ Fecal matter I can understand, but snot on my neck and ears... yuck!

^ Thanks PAG, I'll look into it. I'm already thinking of extending the Dorset trip as the weather is looking so good.

[hallelujah]

Are you gonna find time to get down to your local river or pond?





Given your itinerary, you could even do a bit of sea fishing, couldn't you?

[Mendip]

My coarse and fly fishing tackle has been sat in my parent's garage for the past 35 years but I think it may be a bit degraded by now. I'd love a day's fly fishing on Blagdon Lake but don't really know if it will be possible.

It looks like mackerel fishing on the south coast.

[bsnub]

My coarse and fly fishing tackle has been sat in my parent's garage for the past 35 years but I think it may be a bit degraded by now.

That is an understatement of epic proportions.

[BLD]

Hey mendy. Is this the first time your daughter has met yer folks in blighty? If so it's gotta be a pretty special time for all of you. And some fantastic memories for your daughter

[Edmond]

sat in my parent's garage for the past 35 years

So just like Snub, then.

[bsnub]

So just like Snub, then.

You must be fuming over the fact that I exposed you as a little Irish leprechaun.

You are following me around like a little bitch these days.



I own you runt.

[Edmond]

it may be a bit degraded by now.

So just like Snub, then.

[Reg Dingle]

Every good pilgrimage starts with a haircut and no way was I going to start our journey across southern England with a homemade effort so I splashed out today. All I hear about is how prices are going up and they're not wrong. I used to get the top of the range for 60 Baht.

A linguist like Edmond doubtless knows what I got for my 100 Baht... yeah, I even left a 20 Baht tip!

I remember what I used to get for 1 pound 50 in Thailand, one side lower than the other.
Do you want anything on it sir?
Yeah a pair of knickers cus you've made me look like a kunt

I'd imagine the Turkish barbers here would have a field day with you and wouldn't know where to stop shaving

[Mendip]

^ I'd rather you weren't imagining things like that.

When I first moved to Korat I was getting 65 Baht to my pound and my 'barber' only charged 60 Baht for a quick trim... happy days.

With the plummeted pound and inflation, my 'haircuts' now cost well over 2 quid with the tip. And that's without any shoulder massage nonsense. Boris gets no sympathy from me.

And despite meself I'd just like to give Edmond a shout out. Immigration were all over this permission form I got from the Amphur allowing me to take the daughter out of Thailand without the missus. No chance without it. Green owed!

[Reg Dingle]

^ Safe journey bud

[Topper]

Immigration were all over this permission form I got from the Amphur allowing me to take the daughter out of Thailand without the missus.

Are you going to need something like that to leave England with her?

[Mendip]

Hey mendy. Is this the first time your daughter has met yer folks in blighty?

She's been over a few times, the firstcouple while her Grandfather was still alive, but always at Christmas. This is her first trip over for 3 years and will be her first visit in the summer. I'm hoping it will be special for her.

^ Safe journey bud

Thanks mate. I hope your stomach sorts itself out.

Are you going to need something like that to leave England with her?

I hope not, but seeing as we'll be on the return leg I hopt it'll be ok. I wrote a letter the missus signed and have copies of a load of documents, but to be stranded in the UK wouldn't be the end of the world.

[Edmond]

Are you going to need something like that to leave England with her?

I forgot to mention that part to him.


Yup, you'll need to fly her mother out with return flights from Thailand to England if you want to get the kid back.




Please respect the laws of Brexit.

[DrWilly]

Try getting your haircut in UK if you think Korat is expensive. Last haircut I did in Melbourne was $65 I was seething.

[Edmond]

Try getting your haircut in UK if you think Korat is expensive. Last haircut I did in Melbourne was $65 I was seething.

Last time I went west I had a small dental issue, the price of just consulting the dentist, with no work done, could have bought a convertible Saab.

[DrWilly]

Try getting your haircut in UK if you think Korat is expensive. Last haircut I did in Melbourne was $65 I was seething.

but then I remembered not a TEFLr and I can afford it, so I calmed down a bit.

[Reg Dingle]

About 15 quid for a haircut here You can buy a pair of Wahl clippers for that

Wait till Mendy sees the price of fuel. His poor hospital stricken mate wont be getting it back with a full tank

[malmomike77]

Wait till Mendy sees the price of fuel. His poor hospital stricken mate wont be getting it back with a full tank

He'll be looking for a hoes for sure

[Edmond]

About 15 quid for a haircut here You can buy a pair of Wahl clippers for that

Wait till Mendy sees the price of fuel. His poor hospital stricken mate wont be getting it back with a full tank

You able to set up a rort with your mates where they siphon off the diesel from your buses to sell on the sly, or do the companies keep track of fuel consumption?

[Joe 90]

Last time I went west I had a small dental issue, the price of just consulting the dentist, with no work done, could have bought a convertible Saab.

Funny fvcker

[Joe 90]

Wait till Mendy sees the price of fuel. His poor hospital stricken mate wont be getting it back with a full tank

[taxexile]

Last time I went west I had a small dental issue, the price of just consulting the dentist, with no work done, could have bought a convertible Saab.

highly skilled professionals, deserve every penny, wouldn't be where i am today, etc. .......so pay up and be true to your teeth or they will be false to you!