Godfrey and me walk up a mountain

[klong toey]

^Had plenty of practice playing in the peat bogs on the Yorkshire moors.

[chassamui]

^Had plenty of practice playing in the peat bogs on the Yorkshire moors.

Ever done the Lyke Wake Walk? Are you a Doleful Dirger.

Still got the tie somewhere.

[Bogon]

Looks like the group in the background are preparing for the ascent by snorting a bit of the old Colombian marching powder!



Nice of the landlord to turn a blind eye to it all...

[klong toey]

^Had plenty of practice playing in the peat bogs on the Yorkshire moors.

Ever done the Lyke Wake Walk? Are you a Doleful Dirger.

Still got the tie somewhere.

No not a Dirger,hoping my audition went okay though might become a member of The Shifter's soon.

[Dillinger]

The one guy is acting as look out.

I reckon that landlord has vaselined the cistern

[chassamui]

The Lyke Wake Walk: the route

[Neverna]

The landlord is reading the first chapter of Slap's latest blockbuster.

Looks like the group in the background are preparing for the ascent by snorting a bit of the old Colombian marching powder!

Nice of the landlord to turn a blind eye to it all...

[Neverna]

The Lyke Wake Walk: the route

I did that walk once. Almost made it to the end but had to carry my mate on my back as he could walk no further!

[somtamslap]

Props to KT and Chaz for getting the challenge done in the allotted time. Have a couple of mates who did it earlier this year - missed the cut by about an hour.

[somtamslap]

The landlord is reading the first chapter of Slap's latest blockbuster.

Looks like the group in the background are preparing for the ascent by snorting a bit of the old Colombian marching powder!

Nice of the landlord to turn a blind eye to it all...

I gave it to the chap to proof read. Came back to me like this...

"LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-Y-LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

[somtamslap]

Looks like the group in the background are preparing for the ascent by snorting a bit of the old Colombian marching powder

I fink they're all poring over the only menu in the entire boozer.

[Dillinger]

^^Good form. Rowan Atkinson once said " never ask for directions in Wales, you will be washing phlegm out of your hair for days"

What's the next active adventure you have planned Slaps?

[somtamslap]

What's the next active adventure you have planned Slaps?

I was thinking about taking a shot at the world wanking record. Just had one actually. Was pretty cool.

I'm getting into the running. I'm going to train myself to run over a great duration, three, maybe four hours - solely because it means I don't have to talk to anyone while I'm doing it. Fantastic.

So yes, maybe a marathon.

[Dillinger]

You don't do things by half

Take up cycling and do John o groats to lands end

Take up hiking and walk up the highest mountain in Britain

Start jogging and win the London Marathon

There is an achievement thread on here that your name really should be added too

You sir are a fucking Ledge,

however you'll have a job on your hands beating my 12 times in 8 hours wankathon.

[Cujo]

The one guy is acting as look out.

I noticed that too.

'Vaselined the cistern'???

[somtamslap]

however you'll have a job on your hands beating my 12 times in 8 hours wankathon.

Tish and pish. I'm conditioning the relevant muscles...

[Dillinger]

^

'Vaselined the cistern'???

The porcelain lid behind a shitter.

A few UK landlords douse them with Wd40 or Vaseline.

If you're ever in some dodgy local in the UK and you notice 2 loud guys with bug eyes walk into a cubicle in the toilet together, then suddenly loudly insinuate the landlord is a self fornicater, then it's a good guess that lavatory has been lubed.

[patsycat]

They never did that in Switzerland!! Thank god. But the landlord was probably in there too.