Godfrey and me: A day out in the South Downs

[Cujo]

So I want to know how it all ended up.
What pub did they attend to slake the thirst of the journey and what state did everyone end up in.
Finding the train station sounds like the start of something.

[Lostandfound]

I thought he mentioned Brighton. Either shopping for inspired home decor or cruising the bars then.

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[somtamslap]

Yup.... Amberley..... Old stamping ground.

Small world! I'd have taken more photos had I known. This was coming into Amberley; started getting a bit boggy around here...

[somtamslap]

hoping you were gonna be sodomised by Godfrey at some point

It may still happen... because...

National Cycle Trail N2 runs along the entire coast from Portsmouth to Folkeston. Most of it is flat. Well worth doing from Eastbourne heading E after S Downs Way.

...this will be our next undertaking.

Thanks for the heads up (and the pics) L&F.

[somtamslap]

So I want to know how it all ended up.

As it usually does. In a hostelry with a Morreti or three...

[somtamslap]

They really do have a village called Cocking

Yes, stopped near Cocking for a fag.

I'll let the Colonials construe that any way they wish.

[Cujo]

hoping you were gonna be sodomised by Godfrey at some point

It may still happen... because...

National Cycle Trail N2 runs along the entire coast from Portsmouth to Folkeston. Most of it is flat. Well worth doing from Eastbourne heading E after S Downs Way.

...this will be our next undertaking.

Thanks for the heads up (and the pics) L&F.

OUR next undertaking??
do you think Godfrey's up for it again?

[kingwilly]

Yes, stopped near Cocking for a fag.

[somtamslap]

do you think Godfrey's up for it again?

Godfrey has to man the fuck up. I've told him that there's no point in throwing a hissy fit every time he starts shaking for ale, and four pints in after our last ride he agreed. He has since expressed interest in coming out again next week.

[Lostandfound]

Originally Posted by Lostandfound
National Cycle Trail N2 runs along the entire coast from Portsmouth to Folkeston. Most of it is flat. Well worth doing from Eastbourne heading E after S Downs Way.

...this will be our next undertaking.

Suggest Eastbourne to Hastings. The FILO is a worthy destination.

The First In Last Out public house

[Lostandfound]

There's a seriously buggery hill just outside Hastings. Apart from that it's properly girlie.

[withnallstoke]

He has since expressed interest in coming out again next week.

So Godders has come out already?


Anyroad up Slappers.

I have a suggestion if this is to be a weekly occurrence.

You can call the series "The Lycra Lads".



Cheers.

[Bettyboo]

^ get yer hat on the way out...

This thread is becoming so gay that I wanna oil meself up and...

[withnallstoke]

get yer hat on the way out.

[Bettyboo]

^ shouldn't you be taking pictures of chicks, and cats eating chicks???

Come on, Cycling Slaps - where's the next installment of this fiction?

[ltnt]

What happened to the forests in England? Same as Thailand? Poachers?

The Navy.

Never thought of re-seeding, except in the manner you show? No doubt all at the bottom of the English Channel now with the rest of the fags.

[withnallstoke]

No doubt all at the bottom of the English Channel now.

That reminds me of an old joke.


"The new Spanish Navy has been issued with glass bottom boats, so that they can see the old Spanish Navy"

[Lostandfound]

What happened to the forests in England? Same as Thailand? Poachers?

The Navy.

Never thought of re-seeding, except in the manner you show? No doubt all at the bottom of the English Channel now.

Mostly chopped down to make charcoal to fuel the forges of the industrial revolution. Thus the English were able to conquer and civilise 40% of the planet.

[Bettyboo]

Thus the English were able to conquer and civilise 40% of the planet.

What happened to Thailand (and Australia...)?


&, which one is Scribe Slaps?



The one on the right looks like he has spent some time in Issan with Pops.

[Lostandfound]

^ Thailand, as you very well know was never colonised - merely sold to the Chinese in return for the indigenous population to retain the right to worship living gods and perform sexual acts for modest renumeration

[Bettyboo]

^ that makes sense, and is the first post in a while that you haven't tarred Brighton with the homosexual slur!

What about Australia? Why didn't they get civilized?

[Lostandfound]

You cant make a silk purse from a cow's ear

[Bettyboo]

Fair point.

[ltnt]

You cant make a silk purse from a cow's ear

Sorry, but its suppose to be "sow's ear." ie: piggish like.Sorry no pigs in the files or goats to think of it.

[Lostandfound]

Yeah? Well im in Malaysia and i didnt wanna upset the mooslems

Sensitivity and all that