'Cos there ain't no cure for the summertime blues...

[Gravesend Dave]

Loads of shirtless scum at the pub opposite Waitrose.

Some of us have to work on the Monday.

I'm probably paying for those twats to drink.

From what I have read of your time in Thailand ducking and diving avoiding visas etc you must be a proper jekyll and hyhe back in the U.K.

Shove it up your arse Slap you sound like a fool,one who no doubt like every cnut has dodged more tax than you have been made to cough up!

[terry57]

Its never too hot for me in Thailand April May.

Just fok off out of there and head to the beach in Australia or Bali.

Go back to Thailand in June when its raining

Job sorted.

[somtamslap]

^^ Yes, OK then, Dave.

Just fok off out of there and head to the beach in Australia or Bali.

...or Bognor?

[steveun]

Loads of shirtless scum at the pub opposite Waitrose.

Some of us have to work on the Monday.

I'm probably paying for those twats to drink.

From what I have read of your time in Thailand ducking and diving avoiding visas etc you must be a proper jekyll and hyhe back in the U.K.

Shove it up your arse Slap you sound like a fool,one who no doubt like every cnut has dodged more tax than you have been made to cough up!

I'm not sure he has paid a lot of tax since returning to Blighty. I may be wrong, he might be a secret millionaire but judging by his weekly shop???

[david44]

Cool spell eh

Other than my wife the hottest I can recall was ironically in A Finnish Sauna and in KSA

Try Riyadg in July 57 degrees ! feels considerably hotter than 55 even a minue outside is scorching

Of course had aircon everywhere but visiting the trad baker the guys had trurbnas leaning into the ovens to mpo the sweat the only time its been cooler in the bakery than outside.

Added benefit all day light hours drinking banned,not the delicious zero percent Moussy pussypiss or lovely mango smothie no

WATER banned as its Ramadan !!!
Oh yes once you submitted to theseven pillars you know the rest of life is a piece of piss.

Ar Riayadh has of course many benefits

No tuktuks,Thai slappas
So save all your wages,why else would you go
Makes Belfast Brisbane and Bangkok seem pleasant

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For Ideal 22-26 climate The Med,perth,NSW Hunter valley etc bascally if there's grapes and tobacco its nice weather

Of course Lebanaon Syria are ruined Turkey georgia azero dodgy for whitey

So where does this leave N Lanna Costa Rica California,N Island New Zealand the Acores (Portugeuse mid atlantic isles bit a moist)

[steveun]

Wife sounds interesting. Is she that hot?

[Cujo]

Loads of shirtless scum at the pub opposite Waitrose.

Some of us have to work on the Monday.

I'm probably paying for those twats to drink.

From what I have read of your time in Thailand ducking and diving avoiding visas etc you must be a proper jekyll and hyhe back in the U.K.

Shove it up your arse Slap you sound like a fool,one who no doubt like every cnut has dodged more tax than you have been made to cough up!

Looks like you touched a nerve there slap, the pikeys didn't think you'd notice.

[charleyboy]

Shove it up your arse Slap you sound like a fool,one who no doubt like every cnut has dodged more tax than you have been made to cough up!

Never did make the diplomatic corps, our Gravey!

[Gravesend Dave]

Loads of shirtless scum at the pub opposite Waitrose.

Some of us have to work on the Monday.

I'm probably paying for those twats to drink.

From what I have read of your time in Thailand ducking and diving avoiding visas etc you must be a proper jekyll and hyhe back in the U.K.

Shove it up your arse Slap you sound like a fool,one who no doubt like every cnut has dodged more tax than you have been made to cough up!

I'm not sure he has paid a lot of tax since returning to Blighty. I may be wrong, he might be a secret millionaire but judging by his weekly shop???

My comment for slap was light hearted.

No one pays any real tax unless they are forced to ( Being on the cards )

[blue]

No one pays any real tax unless they are forced to ( Being on the cards )

eh ?
I just dinned on a black kitkat boasting 70% cocoa solids

64 bastard pence .........

2o% vat = 13 p in real tax

Image the bill if I had forked out on a 99 ice creme
with a double flake .

[terry57]

Shove it up your arse Slap you sound like a fool,one who no doubt like every cnut has dodged more tax than you have been made to cough up!

Erm, If one has a real job its quite difficult to actually dodge paying tax Dave.

One can pull it on but don't friggin get caught.

One can try and dodge paying tax buts there's a very good chance the Tax man will catch you and that's serious shit in Australia.

I came to the realization years ago that the safe way is to just play within the law and minimalise my tax as much as possible but at the same time be within the law.

But I've had a real job for 34 years and cant afford to be busted not paying my tax.

Hate paying it but no choice for me.

[chassamui]

The great British Summer. Nine months of anticipation followed by 3 months of disappointment.

[wasabi]

Almost any Male in the U.K would dream of paying tax as a U.K Fireman
One week at work ( sleeping and playing snooker )
Then one week off to recover,
using the time to ply the cash in hand job.
6 weeks payed leave a year being a Fireman.
Every body would jump at the opportunity to pay tax as a Fireman, in fact I would pay double.
Oh forgot, they retire at 50 with a fat pension.

[somtamslap]

I just dinned on a black kitkat boasting 70% cocoa solids

White chocolate chunkies get my vote.

[steveun]

I just dinned on a black kitkat boasting 70% cocoa solids

White chocolate chunkies get my vote.

I have dinned on many things. I quite like ice creme. Reminds me, I must go back to Skool.

[blue]

I just dinned on a black kitkat boasting 70% cocoa solids

White chocolate chunkies get my vote.

you've outed yourself there
chunkies sounds like is a classic euphemism for a Milky Bar
the gayest chocolate - it even makes a Caramac look hard ,

somtamslap

[patsycat]

Davey at his best, trying to screw up a, for once, rather funny thread.

Pisses me off. It's not all ways aboot you Pikey.

[Cujo]

Blimey, that brings back memories.
The milky baaars are on us.

[OhOh]

Talk to me about the roasted root vegetable medley you had for tea last night. Hell, talk to me about about your pet ferret's anal fissures.

Get rid of the full stop after "night", try a comma for more impact. 8/10

Sadly only one "Salad Onion" for a Ferret, any more and the squeals are intolerable.

[nevets]

Slap is that it then ,have you left Thailand for ever or is this a work break.

[somtamslap]

^ Extended work break, fella.

I genuinely feel sorry for a lot of people over here, because for them, this is it. There's a life outside of the rat race - I've witnessed it firsthand.

[david44]

U Thani

A rat race you can stick to, 30 baht a skewer on Highway 20 baht offpiste

[nevets]

I will be in Brum till November from 2 June too cold after that.
Have been doing that from 2002.

[billy the kid]

the gayest chocolate - it even makes a Caramac look hard ,

immm one of my favourites.

We're all going on a 'Summer Holiday' no more working for a week or 2.

[Bettyboo]

White chocolate chunkies get my vote.

Poof, but poof with an appetite...