I see a little silhouetto of a man...

[somtamslap]

Mr. Slap, Mr. Slap, why the hell are you in England
Extortionate pricing - very very frightening me
Skies are grayo
Skies are grayo
Skies are grayo - signs of snow

I'm just a poor boy living in Croydon
He's just another Brit slumming in a bedsit
Spare him this life of taxation and turmoil

Household questionnaires, great big fucking train fares - will you let me go
Bismillah! No-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! We will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-

Erm, actually I think you'll find you will...

[Bangyai]

In Thailand that would be :

I see a little man, wearing some stilettoes ,
What a mush , what a mush , where did the farang go ?
etc etc

[klong toey]

See the medication has worn of Mr Slap.
Welcome back to Blighty,watch out for the wild trams.
We have a spare room but live down south,as in about a £30 train ride away.
Purley.

[baldrick]

lucky you did not end up scattered about the southern indian ocean

[Bogon]

Nothing really mattters
No, nothing really matters
To Slap
Every way the Witherpoons is open
*Sounds of Freddie on the piano* dung dung da dung dung

[Bogon]

We have a spare room but live down south,as in about a £30 train ride away.

..or 24 cans of Stella in Somtams currency of choice.

[somtamslap]

In Thailand that would be :

I would be sitting in my local shops conversing in the internationally recognised language of drunken bollocks.

*sigh*

See the medication has worn of Mr Slap.

Just. I was very unconscious indeed for the duration.

lucky you did not end up scattered about the southern indian ocean

I'm most grateful that this didn't transpire.

Everyway the Witherpoons is open

Have you been spying on me, Bogie?

I went berserk with a Directors barrel last night.

[Rural Surin]

Sweet Loretta Fat, she thought she was a cleaner, but she was a frying pan.

Get Back to where you once belong, Slap.

[somtamslap]

Get Back to where you once belong, Slap.

I certainly intend to. At present, however, needs must.

[blue]

welcome back

[Breny]

Is now the time where the headbanging started in the Mike Myer's video??? Da Da Da, Da

[somtamslap]

welcome back

Couldn't have put it better myself.

[somtamslap]

Is now the time where the headbanging started

No, sir - negative. Now is the time I go to Morrisons and relieve them of six strong lagers.

[kingwilly]

Relieve them? Unless you is stuffing them down your pants chav style you'll be parting with hard earned currency for them.

[fishlocker]

welcome back

I want to ride my bycycle. I want to ride my bike.....I want to ride it where I like.

[somtamslap]

Unless you is stuffing them down your pants chav style you'll be parting with hard earned currency for them.

Six 275 ml bottles of Becks - 5 quid. Combined they had the effect of one beer Chang. Very disappointing.

[Necron99]

You need to agitate for the opening of a franchise near you.....

"Plans to open a chain of discount pubs selling beer for just £1 have sparked a furious reaction from drink awareness campaigners.

The first of the 'PoundPubs' has already opened in Manchester, bringing customers 'more round for your pound'.

A second is about to open in Stockton on Tees, with an application for a special licence to sell beer from 8am."



PoundPubs: Fury over plans to open a chain of discount pubs selling beer for just £1 - Mirror Online
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[MANICHAEAN]

Hurrah for the Pound Pub initiative. At my local it's £ 3.20 for a pint of Black Sheep bitter to £ 3.60 for a pint of "real ale" Even popping out for a swift half can be bloody expensive.

Since I got back I've noticed the sustained discount war at the petrol pumps and the supermarkets where even the likes of Tesco, Morrisons, Iceland and Asda have had to cut prices ruthlessly in order to compete with the likes of the German outlet Aldi.

It's about time beer was reviewed in the same manner.

[bobo746]

You are the champion my friend.

[Gilbert]

Poor Porrrr, Just let one rip
Put his bum against my face
oh the smell, oh god, the taste

Porrrr my life had just begun
But now you've gone and blown my eyebrows offffff.....

Pooorrrrrrrrr eewwwww ahhhh
It wasn't me who necked you beer
I sometimes wish I never bought it for you
Fark offff, farkkk offf
You decrepit little fooker.


....anyway the wind blows.....

[somtamslap]

You need to agitate for the opening of a franchise near you.....

A Mc99s? I'm liking the sound of that. Although, 'operation: spend no money for fucking ages' has just commenced so it may be superfluous.

[Breny]

Grafenwalder pilsner from Lidl £0.85 per can is a nice tipple. Just supping on one now.

[MANICHAEAN]

Just got back from GHQ. Three pints of St Albans Red Squirrel at £3.20 each, plus a large shot of Wild Turkey Honey, long glass, ice and a splash of coke. Heaven!

[somtamslap]

Pilsner Urquell on special at Morrisons. Morrisons is probably my favourite place in Europe. Even had breakfast there this morning.

[somtamslap]

Three pints of St Albans Red Squirrel at £3.20 each, plus a large shot of Wild Turkey Honey, long glass, ice and a splash of coke. Heaven!

That's probably a perfect level of intoxication.