The Queens Gate Redemption: Slap gets a visa

[somtamslap]

Funnily enough, that was me plan for tomorrow...

Photographic evidence is essential should this become the best thread in the history of the fucking internet...

[jizzybloke]

Got the Thai mini market on Hogarth road too, just off Earls court road.
Go and see all the brasses sending their hard earned money back to Mair and Por...

[Bettyboo]

Photographic evidence

Obviously, I was thinking a world tour, football matches (taking a penalty during warm up?), concerts (on stage), mountain climbing, beaches...

[GR3]

I hate to look like a complete twat, some say I have no choice but I have never had a tourist visa, didn't know you needed one? filled out the immigration form on the aircraft and thats it. Am I missing something?

[GR3]

Best airline meal for me Jet Airways LHR/BOM business class.a taste of India bloody decent curry with all the trimmings.

A curry on a long flight! The thought of being caught short on the aircraft que or spending any more time in those rancid cubicals keeps me on a water and fresh fruit diet only for my flights.

[charleyboy]

I've finally reached 'Skid row.'
Here's the proof!



Somtam...It awaits you.

[Smug Farang Bore]

^^^getting a tourist visa means you can stay longer.

What you get on arrival is a visa exempt stamp.

[Bettyboo]

I've finally reached 'Skid row.'
Here's the proof!

Sorted it out yet, Charlie??? All gone quiet on your thread; áv it!

[charleyboy]

Sorted it out yet, Charlie??? All gone quiet on your thread; áv it!

Wot the fook are you on about?

[Bettyboo]

^the number 2; clippers - done yet? Or was it all a lucid dream? Or is my memory the same as it always is, not there...

[Dillinger]

^that was erm.................. thingymebob

[GR3]

I've finally reached 'Skid row.'
Here's the proof!

Sorted it out yet, Charlie??? All gone quiet on your thread; áv it!

There is no need to go baldy nowadays. A drug used to treat prostrate cancer was found to have the side effect of curing baldness. It is not quite a cure, it can take your hairline back on average 5 years. So those who went bald less than 5 years ago got all their hair back. If you buy it for hair loss they quarter the dose and double the price so buy it for cancer treatment and cut the pills into 4.

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[Bettyboo]

^that was erm.................. thingymebob

Thought I might've got it wrong, again...

[somtamslap]

Just picked up the visa.

Pas de problem

See you next week, fellas...

[Bettyboo]

^hey, fantastic - Scribe Slaps is coming to Oman. I'm free much of the week Mr Scribes, just let me know when you're free and I'll arrange everything...

[somtamslap]

Scribe Slaps is coming to Oman

I'll be flying over the fucker. Unconscious. Dribbling all over my neighbour's summer frock.

[Bettyboo]

very sensible... Have a great time in Thailand.

[somtamslap]

^ Cheers Bets. I'll snore extra loud and flatulate boisterously as we are passing over.

[beerlaodrinker]

[quote="somtamslap"]See you next week, fellas... Hurry back Por needs a new broom

Quote:
Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker
Hasnt done por any harm eh ?



Quote:Somtamslap
Por is fucking insane.

[somtamslap]

Hurry back Por needs a new broom

I've no doubt.

Betsy. Temazepam? Any experiences?

[klong toey]

Should have gone to the vets for some Ketamine would have had to wheel you onto the plane then.

[Bettyboo]

^nope, sorry.

[beerlaodrinker]

will you be glad to get back to issan slappers
? youve been in the UK a while now, Hope you made a quid or 3 , price of ya dongs gone up

[somtamslap]

will you be glad to get back to issan slappers

I will be, yes. In a sick and twisted kind of way.

[somtamslap]

Hope you made a quid or 3 , price of ya dongs gone up

I just puked a bit reading that. Leaving do at work yesterday. I feel like a Frenchman is living in my head.