A Sophisticated Saturday evening with Slap

[nigelandjan]

Dave has exposed himself as a bit of an upmarket yuppy




Peroni beer bosses snub town for being downmarket | The Sun |News

[Dillinger]

SNOOTY beer bosses are refusing to sell a fancy Italian lager in Skegness — because they think the seaside town is too ROUGH.
Bosses behind Peroni Nastro Azzurro claim the £5-a-pint lager is too POSH for the resort’s bars.
Derek Bain, 32, was snubbed by inspectors who said the bar in his £85-a-night three-star Crown Hotel was not classy enough for a draught tap to pour the Rome-based brew — even though it is yards away from a top golf course and surrounded by £1 million homes.


Read more: Peroni beer bosses snub town for being downmarket | The Sun |News

£5 a pint
£85 a night for a 3 star hotel

Rip off Britain

£14 feeds a family of 3 on xmas day, that's why Mum's go to Iceland
£10 for an 18 year old to bounce on your cock all day, thats why Dad's go to Thailand

[withnallstoke]

ALL lager is for faggots and wenches.
FACT.

[somtamslap]

Any news from Por?

I haven't asked. But yes, no doubt he's completely fucking wrecking the place with his 'habits'.

[daveboy]

ALL lager is for faggots and wenches.
FACT.

It's for shaven headed hooligans.

[yortyiam]

No way I'd pay crazy money for lager these days. I get by on aldi's 1.09 eu grog. Does the job, even if it's overly syrupy.

[DJ Pat]

I only just discovered a new East European food outlet a few miles away. Lots of beer as well. I've already found the Romanian brew they got is very metallic in tatse.

Most of the beer they got is 5-7% so good strengths, if I survive I'll let you know how I get on

[Gravesend Dave]

This is stuff hits the spot.

Thanks Dave not seen that brand for years,it was what we you to call Hooligans as well to my lot!

That stuff certainly hit the spot.

[ribblerat]

This is stuff hits the spot.

Argh used t drink that many years ago when i used to pick Hops in Kent , it was made under licence by Shep Neam Brewery in Faversham and used to give me the most foul hangover , something do with saltpetre been added apparently ? The original been brewed in Switzerland if i'm right ?
As for the Leffe , well it has to be the Leffe Bruin van de tap in my humble opinion ...

[nigelandjan]

I've already found the Romanian brew they got is very metallic in tatse.

Could be a clue on the base of the can


: Use by 20 - 04 - 1986 :

[withnallstoke]

Could be a clue on the base of the can : Use by 20 - 04 - 1986 :

That's cruel.

He'll be spilling his beer now looking on the base.

[somtamslap]

He'll be spilling his beer now looking on the base.

Whilst any self-respecting slurper would be taking the ale through the eye in order to ascertain the date.

[Cujo]

Dave I can see you in the toaster you slap head

slaphead.


Looks like his mums kitchen too.

[Breny]

Dave I can see you in the toaster you slap head

Yes, you have the physique of that guy made from stone in the fantastic four ( no offence stone man )

[DJ Pat]

I drank 8 cans of 7% Polish beer and ended up sober again at 4am. Shrugged and went to bed. Maybe I drank too fast.

[patsycat]

Dave I can see you in the toaster you slap head

Yes, you have the physique of that guy made from stone in the fantastic four ( no offence stone man )

at least his toaster is clean and shiny. Is he wearing a dressing gown?

[ralphlsasser]

Looks nasty Slap. Has it been eaten before?

[cdnski12]

BEERLAO does it for me. Good bread, but little butter, Camberet Cheese or even decent jam in Laos ... or LOS for that matter. Excellent German Pumpernickel Bread is available @ Thai Bakery o/s in Robinson's Groc Store in the Central Udon Thani Mall. Costs the EARTH ... like 300 ThB for a monster loaf & they need 1 day's notice to thaw the imported German Dough. Lord Buddha it is good. Have to fight off the GF's extended family members, who immediately took a shine to it. I make 'em eat it with Peanut Butter Spread, which all but Nephew Phu detest. The little booger wolfs it down, along with his daily intake of Kellogg's Corn Flakes & Milk. The little rascal doesn't put an ounce of fat on his wiry little frame.

[Mathos]

Whilst any self-respecting slurper would be taking the ale through the eye in order to ascertain the date.

Good to see you placing threads whilst in The UK STS,

I'm not all that sure about the beers though.

I'd be getting a bit of decent stuff sent down South,
if I were in your shoes.




You need something with a bit of a bite to it.



Can't say I've ever had a decent pint down South.

Most folk down that end seem to be supping that
awful American import, Bud, I think they ask for,
then they drink it from the bottle neck, it doesn't
fill a glass apparently.



This is a nice one.



I like the threads though, it's good to see some additional UK action.

A Green coming your way if it lets me.

Keep it up Pal.

[Bower]

Mathis, whilst i applaud your taste in ale I would point out that one of your examples is in fact one of our 'Southern Ales'. Brewed in Oxfordshire I believe.

[DJ Pat]

Was in London's Chinatown today. £21 for 24 x 330ml Tsingtao beer. Was tempted but couldn't lug a case of beer on the tube then train home, and it's only about 4.7% abv

[nigelandjan]

Does Boris allow beer on the tube ? TFL and all that ?

[DJ Pat]

Booze was banned in 2007 I think, and there was one hell of a big party all over the tube network on the final day!

[Mathos]

Mathis, whilst i applaud your taste in ale I would point out that one of your examples is in fact one of our 'Southern Ales'. Brewed in Oxfordshire I believe.

Rock on Bower.





Patrick leaving Ireland to work in London in 1962.

His Dad "Don't ask for Guinness when you go in
the pub son. They'll know you're Irish and take the
mickey out you."

Patrick in Soho walks in the Dog and Duck.

"A pint of bitter please Sir" he asks.

"Whitbread? " asks the Landlord.

"Yes please, two slices".....

[Marmite the Dog]

What a culinary disaster!

If you really must have a soft cheese, then why not buy the best in the world? English.

Leffe, whilst a decent drop isn't fit for urinal discharge compared with something like Old Speckled Hen.

Where's the Sweatie smoked salmon?

Hang your head in shame.