Slap goes to the seaside; extreme intoxication ensues

[DJ Pat]

^ No thanks, don't fancy getting kneed in the bollocks

[flashbang]

4 grand to bring the dog over - strewth

[mingmong]

/\ Feking sad story, Adelaide has been voted the ''most affordable City to live in Oz''

its not the Top place on my list but I do live there 1/2 the year,

[DJ Pat]

No Robinsons apple and blackcurrant juice for their daughter

I get the impression this is not the real reason. If it is, then that child should be beaten senseless.

[Smug Farang Bore]

You brought a pub to the station... Fookin' Superman you are!

ERR got the train to the station...

Pub was by tower bridge.

[Dead Metal]

I get the impression this is not the real reason. If it is, then that child should be beaten senseless.

Fork-lift-driver ???
So no qualifications and nothing to offer !
So who would employ him ?

[DJ Pat]

^Neither had any real skills or qualifications, it seems. I think their romantic idea was doomed at the start

[blue]

story sounds dodgy to me
If neither had qualifications , how did they get visas to settle there ?
and if they did wouldn't they both have to work and earn so much a year in order to keep the visa valid ?

[DJ Pat]

And I assumed they would have to have a certain amount of money to show, not a measly ten grand

[Bower]

Hey Slap, must be time for a re-run ? Can only be a couple of weeks before you return to Thailand ?
I will stand you lunch again in Brighton you can stand me lunch in Issan in October ?

I need an excuse to get a drink in my pub, haven't be allowed since your last vist

[t.s]

And here's me thinking Slap was some kind of hoboesque alcoholic trapped in the grip of a Lao Khao addiction in Issan when he is living it up in Brighton drinking fine whiskey and eating gourmet burgers.

I feel slightly ripped off, like when you find out a sporting hero is actually a dope fiend.

or when you find out your favourite dope fiend is a sporting hero

[Smug Farang Bore]

^^bower, if you and he can wait a couple of weeks I'll head down with him.


I stand lunch in Phnom Penh...

[Bower]

^^bower, if you and he can wait a couple of weeks I'll head down with him.


I stand lunch in Phnom Penh...

Any date is fine with me, been a few years since I was in Phnom Penh.
I will be in Siem Reap early November could easily take a trip down

[somtamslap]

Mai oui, mai oui...

Anytime in August is good for me...

Just back from a stag do in Brighton actually. The place is a fecking meat market of a Saturday night.

4am I stumbled into the kebab shop for a half-pounder and some cheesy chips. 4.05am I ordered the same again. 9am I shook my way into Spoons for a large breakfast and a pint of pop.

Slap does Brighton....again.

[DJ Pat]

Which 'daughters' should Brighton lock up next time?

[Bower]

You SFB and Pat sort out a date and let me know, and any other TD chaps that wish to join us.

I would advise that 3rd of August is gay pride weekend. I wouldn't want anyone to get confused whilst under the influence you understand

[Bower]

Mai oui, mai oui...

Anytime in August is good for me...

Just back from a stag do in Brighton actually. The place is a fecking meat market of a Saturday night.

4am I stumbled into the kebab shop for a half-pounder and some cheesy chips. 4.05am I ordered the same again. 9am I shook my way into Spoons for a large breakfast and a pint of pop.

Slap does Brighton....again.

Humppph ! Not phone call, a text, I've had girlfriends like you....

[charleyboy]

Have you tried this yet Slap?

[charleyboy]

Fucking Hell is a German pale ale It is named after the village of Fucking in Austria. It is brewed by the Waldhaus Brewery located in the Black Forest. The ale's name was initially controversial, as the ale was objected to both by the local authorities in Fucking and by the European Union's Trade Marks and Designs Registration Office. It was eventually accepted and the ale is now sold internationally.
Fucking Hell is a Pilsner with an alcohol content of 4.9%.


'Hell' in German means 'Light.'

[sranchito]

I would have puked and been gone before lunch.

Ale sits in the stomach very nicely, AO. It isn't like the gaseous lagers so synonymous with puking in gutters..

That single malt though! Really, really nice.

I'd have to agree. When in Wales a nice pint of ale sits nice compared to the lagers. Actually, prefer the bitters and cream ales.

It'll put some ass on you though.

[MANICHAEAN]

Slap. Try Hendricks Gin. Like the one you tried, you have it with cucumber not lemon. Actually it works well.