A day in the life in Southern Africa

[cyrille]

^^^And think of all the jealousy!

[malmomike77]

So if I’m hearing you correctly you’re saying you want me to post some slightly more upmarket events? Ok. Noted.

Had a little shindig/soirée at my place yesterday. It sure if soirée is the correct word to use but it’s all semantics anyway. I’m sure a teflr will be along soon to correct my enngerish. Started with some truck turning up at 08:00ish to offload a half dozen round tables and other stuff.

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Setting up. I’m happy to let other people do the honest toil.

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Beginning to look a little classy.

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F&B setting up a braai.



Note: I’ll finish this later. TD being shyte today.

lets get it back on track with a BLP

[malmomike77]

So if I’m hearing you correctly you’re saying you want me to post some slightly more upmarket events? Ok. Noted.

Had a little shindig/soirée at my place yesterday. It sure if soirée is the correct word to use but it’s all semantics anyway. I’m sure a teflr will be along soon to correct my enngerish. Started with some truck turning up at 08:00ish to offload a half dozen round tables and other stuff.

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Setting up. I’m happy to let other people do the honest toil.

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Beginning to look a little classy.

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F&B setting up a braai.



Note: I’ll finish this later. TD being shyte today.

I initially thought you had some novelty bongs

[DrWilly]

Despite the thread clip seems like some folks just wanna keep arguing on this thread, fueled by a loser rogue mod. See if I can post up some of those braai pics and get the thread back on track.










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[DrWilly]

With so many people around our dog had to be tied up. We do have a 2x2 cage for him in which he can move around and so on, but he prefers to be tied to the balcony and chil close to everyone else. (And receive all the bones from all the T-Tbone steaks consumed).

[DrWilly]

It was decided (not by me) that the table centre pieces would be fruit decorations rather than flowers.



No small amount of booze.

[Stumpy]

Well gotta say DW, heck of a throwdown and dinner spread. Nice event and good fun. Your Pup looks like he has a food coma from all the scraps.

Cheers

[DrWilly]

5kg of live crays. I didn’t actually order them, but my crayfish guy serendipitously messaged me the evening before asking if I wanted any delivered the next day so of course in I said yes.





Surprisingly enough the caterers were spot on with the food order. After giving some food to the extra guards we brought in for assisting with parking we only had about 5 Tbones, 1 boerwoers and a bit of potato salad left over.

[armstrong]

It gets worse when strapped and his fruitcake mate turn up. There easy to wind up though.the fuckos will believe anything

Can you keep on topic please. You're derailing his thread and he hates that.

[BLD]

Holy fuck. What a fucking shindig you put on. What was the occasion? Or just work related. I sure miss those. Soirees in Lao ,with the Austcham functions , aussie embassy functions and even used to go regularly to the British chamber of commerce burns night held once a year. Sporting a kilt. Likewise Aussies were always invited to the Belgian embassy piss ups .great fun

[DrWilly]

those amateurish thumbnails masquerading as photos of beer bottles, burger vans and bushmeat bbqs that you post are unlikely to pique anyones interest in the shithole you live and work in.

How about a charity golf day, is that ok?

The start was a bit chaotic, literally queuing at the 1st and 10th tee box.



But once you get going it's not so bad, but slow, particularly at the par 3's



Wide open fairways.



This one wasn't a bad drive, pity it wasn't the nearest the pin hole, that was the 9th (but our 18th as I'd started on the 10th)



But then we reaslied that the sun was setting faster than we were playing, so it became a picturesque race against the sunset.



Will we make it? Still 3 holes to go. (and no, Mendy that it not a euphemism.)





It's Zambia, so quality signage





And just in time we made it, but the moon was spotted also.

[Topper]

Nice Willy!

[Mendip]

^ In fact, I think that's a girl bending over.

You could have done with a comma there.

[DrWilly]

She was part of our foursome (No, Mendy!) who just got in the way. I also noticed one of our foursome kept calling her mommy, but he’d just meet her too. It seems to be a thing here, to call adults mommy and daddy.. some lady in the supermarket was calling me daddy when trying to upsell extra stuff and I found it quite disconcerting.

[Topper]

^ In fact, I think that's a girl bending over.

You could have done with a comma there.

I'll bow to your superior experience in spotting a willy or not. I've not had your passport experience.

[DrWilly]

Another day pouring out the oil we use for the maid to take home. I guess she works on the waste not want not principal…

[39TG]

Some younger sheilas occasionally call me "dear". I'm getting used to it.

[Neverna]

Had a little shindig/soirée at my place yesterday. It sure if soirée is the correct word to use but it’s all semantics anyway. I’m sure a teflr will be along soon to correct my enngerish. Started with some truck turning up at 08:00ish to offload a half dozen round tables and other stuff.

It's not a soirée at 8am. Soirées are evening events.

Soir/soirée is French innit, meaning evening.

Tu es welcome.

Have a lovely jour.

[Edmond]

Another day pouring out the oil we use for the maid to take home.

This is on par *cough* with Mendy doing the gardening in front of his gardener.





Ohh, a lesser man than myself would be imagining that 19th hole in explicit detail.

Not me of course *cough*.

[cyrille]

Yeah, the use of oil for the maid had me puzzled somewhat.

[baldrick]

a lesser man than myself

being such a short cnut , a "lesser man " than thee would have been admiring the labia major in its full glory

bonsoir for the lips of darkness

nice setup for arvo pissup willy , if I was there I would have snuck inside and started on your whisky after a couple of beers

[Edmond]

^ 5 foot 10+ and neither Molle, Enemy of Many or a pedo.

[DrWilly]

It's not a soirée at 8am. Soirées are evening events.

Soir/soirée is French innit, meaning evening.

Tu es welcome.

Have a lovely jour.

it started at midday. Does that work?

[DrWilly]

Yeah, the use of oil for the maid had me puzzled somewhat.

She takes the oil that I normally throw out. How is that puzzling?

[Mendip]

I also noticed one of our foursome kept calling her mommy

^ I guess it's all about the context!


When I was recently in hospital the cute Thai nurses insisted on calling me 'Papa', which pissed me off immensely.

It wasn't the mind of image I wanted to project at all.