Lanzarote is not so grotty!

[Joe 90]

Double Cafe Con leche and a Polla Boccadillo to start the day at the local tapas bar, followed by a some body surfing.

This Turmeric oil is just the ticket for that golden beach bum look..







Time for some Latin Salsa tunes

[Joe 90]

Luckily i had folded my 300 euros into the bottom of the wallet and they only found 25, threw the wallet on the ground an scarpered.

Lucky you.

Unfortunately they still have issues here with African gangs, fortunately I haven't experienced any issues coz I'm sadly asleep by midnight.

Last time I was here the currency was Pesetas.

smoke a Fortuna curbside.

Don't!

I've not had a cig since I've been here, trying to give up.

[Joe 90]

One thing I've noticed here compared to Northern Europe is animated conversations amongst the locals, I would like to observe them communicate with there hands in their pockets.

Well maybe not, that sounds wrong but you know what I mean.

Deal or No Deal in Spanish

[armstrong]

I've got fond memories of the R from my Rolex falling off and bumbling around the watch face.

[Joe 90]

I've got fond memories of the R from my Rolex falling off and bumbling around the watch face.

These two seem OK so far, keeping accurate time..

[Joe 90]

Another day, another walkabout..

A typical Canarian back street..



A typical Canarian backstreet boozer..




A "beard meets food" challenge..




Challenge accepted!

Well, we were feeling a bit peckish after a mornings body surfing..



A winners bangle but alas no t-shirt but a lovely sultry smile from the waitresses.


Plenty of grass roots football around here, when the temperature drops of an evening all the parks fill up with youth playing football...

[Bonecollector]

sultry smile

That's obligatory in my book, a mere standard for any self respecting back street Spanish bar. That 'sharing platter' looked good mate and not a smear of that green shite in sight!

So out of the beers you have had so far, how would you rank them?

Rote definitely ain't so grotty!

[cyrille]

Oh, don't you call it 'the roti'?

I thought that was what everyone called it.

lol

[Joe 90]

So out of the beers you have had so far, how would you rank them?

Draught Dorada is number one!


Let's wrap this two weeks of Winter sun thread up with in traditional TD fashion with some random pictures...

The Spa Hotel we stayed in was outstanding!

The salt water treatments were a tonic!

Aloe Vera and Cactus in its natural environment..





The biggest jacuzzi..




A room with a view..



Kite surfer..



A Eurasian black collared dove..



A volcanic rock dry stone wall to make Ciz moist..




Wot no hands..



Glass lifts..



More sea food..



A reasonable addition to Stumpys drinks cabinet..



A dystopian air traffic control tower..



Touchdown back to the grey and wet climes of Madchester..




Changster Chitty Chillin'!



The End!

[DrWilly]

This whiskeys are rubbish and certainly not worth €500 or half that.

[MarilynMonroe]

et's wrap this two weeks of Winter sun thread up with in traditional TD fashion with some random pictures...

The Spa Hotel we stayed in was outstanding!

The salt water treatments were a tonic!

;Looks like you had a great time! Nice random pics, that jacuzzi is amazing!!
Welcome back home! Thanks for the emails.

[david44]

Dripadvisor assks were there any Lanzahotties or are you saving yourself for real sweetie?

[Looper]

Properly fit uniform for the barbie-in-a-pint serving lady

[Joe 90]

Dripadvisor assks were there any Lanzahotties or are you saving yourself for real sweetie?

I did share a steam room with 4 South London ladies of African decent.

Great girls with lovely personalities and if I didn’t have my youngest with me.

What a movie it could have been..

Chittys African Hot Tub Odyssey.

Joe90s Blast Off

Four African babes and a Changster

..

[Joe 90]

Properly fit uniform for the barbie-in-a-pint serving lady

Check out my Malta rave trip next month

[david44]

Check out my Malta rave trip next month

I that a Malteaser?