JP got 2 shayed.
As I have said before just what this forum needs a whole bunch of tossers who think they are comedians.
Just for your amusement I only had to go scroll through 2.5 screens this time to get end to end on that picture so thanks for fuk all JPPR!
I hope you all realise that if I end topping myself over this then you will all be held complicit come judgement day.
No I haven't managed to partake in that stuff since I retired as there have not been any passing's in her immediate family in the past 5 years so no need to have a "party".
There has been a lot of folks pop their cogs but all the stuff takes place down at the Wat. The missus goes along with the rest of the family I get left at home to babysit the house, dogs, cats an chickens.
Is your scrolling finger broken ootai?
Had to resurrect this. M'Sahib just out shopping, stocking up on some vegetarian dishes for the freezer (today is the last day of the Vegetarian Festival). Anyway, what does she come back with, amongst other things, but some Spam like packets she got from 7/11. They're made of tofu and mushrooms, and other good stuff. I tried a slice, and they taste remarkably like Spam, or at least the pork luncheon meat for sandwiches you used to get in the UK.
^ they do that with "real meat" and red and green chilis - its quite spicy.
Cue the vikings:
Spam, spam, spam, spam
Lovely SPAM, wonderful SPAM!
Seriously. I think a few of you folks need to watch a few YT vids or documentaries about what's in that processed liquid meat and how its made. As a kid I ate Bologna because my mom bought it. One day I happened to see a vid on how that meat is processed and you will never eat it again. Its all just downright nasty liquified slaughter house slop.
Any of you ever watch the movie Soylent Green?....Enjoy....LOL.
What's with all these name changes to Teakdoor's vertically challenged members?
Stumpy, Eddy, Willy,...
With Icey and Anthony and Panto season just around the corner, you midgets just need 2 more and for Katie to dress as Snow White.
Talking of dwarfs, I ran into the back of one's car the other day.
He jumped out and said " I'm not happy"
So I asked "Which one are you then? Grumpy?"
A-HAY!!!
Not a fan, but not totally anti either, probably not eaten it for at least forty years. I remember Spam fritters were OK, mind you, virtually anything deep fried in batter is OK. Likewise the ubiquitous pork luncheon meat sandwiches, which is what that 7/11 vegan stuff reminded me of.
Mr Stumpy don't believe everything you see and read, or at least don't think it is representative of everything in the same category.
A long long time ago I actually spent a couple of months working in a small goods factory making processed meats and it ain't as bad as you try to make it appear to be.
Just remember it doesn't matter how good it tastes or how much it costs it will all come out aa a turd, unless of course it comes out as puke.
Enjoy your dinner folks.
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