Malta

[Joe 90]

On one of those bargain basement packages you'll be on?

Nah.

Fvck that!

I don't do package tours.

Much prefer the DIY way.

[helge]

I don't do package tours.

That's where you meet the rich widows, Joe

[Joe 90]

That's where you meet the rich widows, Joe

Are You suggesting I pimp myself out as a toyboy.

That last hotel in Lanzarote was full of single middle aged women, I really couldn't be arsed .

You'd have to take a viagra to get it up, the state of them.

[helge]

Are You suggesting I pimp myself out as a toyboy.

No way

(yes)

Must be ...younger loaded widows/lottowinners on holiday too.

Imagine all the Matchbox Cars, Mint and in Boxes, that you could buy.


Was only trying to be helpful; by all means do as you please.

Mr DIY !

[cyrille]

You'd have to take a viagra to get it up.

Again with the erectile dysfunction.

[Joe 90]

Again with the erectile dysfunction.

OK Mr floppy

[Mendip]

I'd be interested at the cost of these over Easter, Joe?

[Joe 90]

Nothing wrong with a bit of foreplay

Just been upgraded to fast pass and the lounge for free!

Result!

[Joe 90]

Let's get this party started...

[helge]

First for me to see one of those Euro notes.

Have they got print on both sides ?

[Mendip]

^ You Scandis probably don't need notes as small as twenties?

[helge]

Point taken and 'we' don't have twenty notes

Have you ever paid with Euros in Scandinavia ?

[Joe 90]

25oC and Sunny tomorrow!

I must need my head testing taking three teenagers away on my own.

The eldest two are expecting an IBIZA rave up type holiday.

I'm just there for the food, culture, architecture and quality family time.

[Reg Dingle]

The eldest two are expecting an IBIZA rave up type holiday.

Isn't the average age on Malta about 90?

Maybe get the blue rinse brigade in the mood by starting a foam party with the hotel's fire extinguishers

[Mendip]

Isn't the average age on Malta about 90?

It'll be a bit higher if Chitty's taking his latest girlfriend!

[helge]

Appearances are deceptive, Mendip

[Joe 90]

Tbf there's hardly any tourists here, mostly smartly dressed Maltese celebrating Easter.

A doer upper??




Italian lunch..


Cheers


Time to cool off in the pool then go watch the match.

[cyrille]

Order a salad.

Honestly, it won't kill you.

Probably.



Cherry tomatoes in the pasta screams 'Instagram ahead of taste'.

[Mendip]

Enjoy, mate!

That bottle grip looks well practised.

[cyrille]

Is he a lefty amongst his other handicaps?

[david44]

Enjoy Madchester chitty the gunners are primed, another miracle here a bottle of 169 Piper's I bought after a liquid lunch. turds out was jus 100 poopers doing 69.

I did actully date 2 Maltese ladies in London but at the time was less interested where they had come from in the distant past , rather the immediate future.

Is there a local licker or spirit Malteser Bailey's, Valetta Marie Brizzard our Ouzu daddy?

[malmomike77]

I must need my head testing taking three teenagers away on my own.

The eldest two are expecting an IBIZA rave up type holiday.

you need to regale them of tales of arab white slave traders and how much money the little fuckers will fetch for 24 to 48 hours rental with camel fukers. should ensure they are compliant on fetching you beers.

[Joe 90]

Ruddy Bin Dippers will be celebrating in the streets tonight..



Local beer is ok

[Joe 90]

Oh dear, on the wagon ffs...



45 euros all in, reasonable price for quick private consultation and treatment.


The local non alcoholic firewater, made from smoked oranges.

[hallelujah]

Oh dear, on the wagon ffs...



45 euros all in, reasonable price for quick private consultation and treatment.

You got a dose already?

Good man!