Thread: Where was your first BG experience?

The only time ive ever spent more than 5 minutes in a bar ladys company is to lose money at either pool or connect 4. Then save her in my w.nkbank for later on. Im a sad fxcker though.

Philippines circa 2004.
Thailand, Pattaya October the 3rd 2006 (the night I arrived here).

The Tanamour in Jakarta in the early 90's as an 18/19 year old, had no idea it was a whore though till a few days later when my Dad's mate who i was out with on the night in question told me he had paid her to go with me etc. Blinding shag and still remember having to sneak her out the window of the Dads house the following morning after he'd gone to work but no avail as the maid spotted her and caught her in the garden but fair play to her as as far as i'm aware she never said anything to my Dad or my 'stepmother'.

500 baht at a short time bar in pattaya. why pay more?

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Like most experiences with a hooker, it was pretty unsatisfying. I usually have a more enjoyable wank.

I'm inclined to agree. My imagination is far more exciting given the poontang I've had over the years.

I find a multi-day fling with a girl condom free is tops.

Usually those short times with a bag on are forgettable.

Originally Posted by meat

with a bag on

Where, on her head

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Might get more response if the thread was "where was your first bar person experience", as there are some right dodgy bastards on here.

For the record, mine was Samui. (bargirl)

i had no idea what bg was. thought he meant bj ie blow job

Originally Posted by Simon43

My first Thai BG 'experience' (not shag), was in the infamous Star of Light in Patpong around 2003. I was sweet and innocent in those days, and had no idea of it's sordid reputation and I wandered in there after watching the boxing at Pink Panther.

The first thing that caught my eye (well it would), was one of the fattest westerners I have ever seen, lying totally starkers on the sofa, having a blowjob from 2 BGs. I nonchalantly strolled over to the bar, ordered a drink, and the 'waitress' asked if I wanted a blow job whilst I sat at the bar, or if I preferred to go behind the curtain with her.

Being, the shy, retiring type, we disappeared behind the curtain, where there was a rickety chair. The area was too small for any real fun, and I found that I could only get the right feelings in my loins by stretching my legs out so they stuck out into the bar. At the moment of supreme climax, the legs of the chair gave way, (and so did mine).

Ah - the Star of Light, what a place!

Not too much detail I hope??

do those bars still exist??

Originally Posted by buriramboy

The Tanamour in Jakarta

great place, good fun

I remember going there first time and dancing with a cute girl

later over a drink I asked her where she worked.. "here" she said

noise of penny dropped

Montevideo, Uruguay but that wasn't one of your choices!

Closely followed by Santos, Brazil.

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

Montevideo, Uruguay but that wasn't one of your choices!

Ahhhh.........the sinking of the Graf Spee.......those were the days.

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

Montevideo, Uruguay but that wasn't one of your choices!

Ahhhh.........the battle of the River Plate........those were the days.

Awwwwww

Orinoco's only BG experience is pulling one off on the Adult Channel while Mom and Dad are asleep

GUFFAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

^ yes, maybe he got the thread title wrong?

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

Awwwwww

Orinoco's only BG experience is pulling one off on the Adult Channel while Mom and Dad are asleep

GUFFAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

You talk of BG experience as if it's something to be proud of. Mate, I am knee deep in clunge.

I'm probably the best looking fucker you've ever seen. I make stunners go weak at the knees.

Originally Posted by the Orinoco

I am knee deep in clunge.

Is Clunge a family pet by any chance ?

Originally Posted by the Orinoco

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

Awwwwww

Orinoco's only BG experience is pulling one off on the Adult Channel while Mom and Dad are asleep

GUFFAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

You talk of BG experience as if it's something to be proud of. Mate, I am knee deep in clunge.

I'm probably the best looking fucker you've ever seen. I make stunners go weak at the knees.

Guillotine choke?

Originally Posted by the Orinoco

I make stunners go weak at the knees.

a chloroform rapist

^ ^Ahhhhhhh, that's what happened to Gary Speed

The point I am trying to make is......pound for pound, toe to toe, the caliber of my skirt compared to every other TD member is fucking phenomenal.

I exercise daily and i'm not eating and drinking myself to death like you drooping wretches.

Originally Posted by alwarner

Originally Posted by the Orinoco

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

Awwwwww

Orinoco's only BG experience is pulling one off on the Adult Channel while Mom and Dad are asleep

GUFFAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

You talk of BG experience as if it's something to be proud of. Mate, I am knee deep in clunge.

I'm probably the best looking fucker you've ever seen. I make stunners go weak at the knees.

Guillotine choke?

I have perfected the flying clothesline followed by an elbow drop.

Originally Posted by the Orinoco

Originally Posted by alwarner

Originally Posted by the Orinoco

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

Awwwwww

Orinoco's only BG experience is pulling one off on the Adult Channel while Mom and Dad are asleep

GUFFAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

You talk of BG experience as if it's something to be proud of. Mate, I am knee deep in clunge.

I'm probably the best looking fucker you've ever seen. I make stunners go weak at the knees.

Guillotine choke?

I have perfected the flying clothesline followed by an elbow drop.

ha ha that's gonna drop em!

Originally Posted by the Orinoco

the caliber of my skirt compared to every other TD member is fucking phenomenal.

So why are you up at 2.16 AM posting on all the pervy threads on here.

I bet you're sat there in your box room in your musky stinkin single bed, with your Power Rangers quilt wrapped around yourself

GUFFAW

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Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Where was your first BG experience?

woodstock bar in nana,aussie kev lined me up with one of his babes.
i still have the odd tug over her,even after all these years.oh the memories.

Originally Posted by meat

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Like most experiences with a hooker, it was pretty unsatisfying. I usually have a more enjoyable wank.

I'm inclined to agree. My imagination is far more exciting given the poontang I've had over the years.

I find a multi-day fling with a girl condom free is tops.

Usually those short times with a bag on are forgettable.

Meat has said something that I agree with. This is worrying.