Thread: Thieving Rapscallion

I took the bloke by the shirt and gave him a good shaking and shouted in his face "polis polis"

They were poli's beers then? Is that the name of your niece?

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

What you doing for Xmas Andy ?

yes

Originally Posted by Simon43

They were poli's beers then? Is that the name of your niece?

they were my parrots beers

my niece is not a parrot, she is called Lum

Lum?
doesn't that mean delicious in North?

she is very delicious, and not just North

^Christ, Betty. How about a bit of warning! I was eating. Was.

^ sorry, fixed...

^Thanks. Nice fix. And good photo catch - Andy's skinnier than I expected.

There really is nothing quite like a tightly packed pair of speedos.

(See above photo for proof).

^ Aw fwk!
Andy, I'd never recognize ya in drag!

Good makeup an' all.

How did ya loose yer gut so fast?

U got aids or sumpin, mate?

Nah, dats not u!

PS
Post a pic of Lum, see if I recognise her.
Was she the pretty one I did a sketch of in Soi Sompet?

On her way home from school?

Originally Posted by ENT

Was she the pretty one I did a sketch of in Soi Sompet?

Originally Posted by ENT

PS Post a pic of Lum, see if I recognise her. Was she the pretty one I did a sketch of in Soi Sompet? On her way home from school?

oh dear

sorry to burst your wankbubble

Lum went home yesterday, to California, and back to her lucky hubby

^ Damn!

When is she gonna run away from him and get back to Chiangmai?

^ what would you do with a uni educated girl who is smarter than you?

no, don't answer that

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by ENT

PS Post a pic of Lum, see if I recognise her. Was she the pretty one I did a sketch of in Soi Sompet? On her way home from school?

oh dear

sorry to burst your wankbubble

Lum went home yesterday, to California, and back to her lucky hubby

Before anyone suggests it, the sight of Andy in his speedos had nothing to do with her sudden desire to travel.

Drandy, only Germans wear speedos nowadays.

These are quite hip now



Oh, sorry Davis, if you're still eatin

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Originally Posted by ENT

Was she the pretty one I did a sketch of in Soi Sompet?

Looks like her mate, young an' all, smilin'

Originally Posted by DrAndy

^ what would you do with a uni educated girl who is smarter than you?

no, don't answer that

I will.

Answer.

Say "Yes dear"

Then go find a gik.

^^^After that sight, I may never eat again.

Originally Posted by Begbie

Before anyone suggests it, the sight of Andy in his speedos had nothing to do with her sudden desire to travel.

oh no, she had it all booked before the incident - she did suggest changing the date to later though (or was that because of Loy Kratong?)

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

Drandy, only Germans wear speedos nowadays.

blimey, is that what Speedos look like? mine are a little different