At last.... A sensible view on alcohol

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Originally Posted by Carrabow

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Originally Posted by Koojo

I hate that feeling when after waking up and collecting ones thoughts one remembers what a complete fucking arse one made of ones self the previous night.
Not every time of course but when it does happen just the memory makes one shudder.

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A long time ago I learned how to just call it quits. Now I just get that certain point and say goodnight to everyone and go to bed OR fall asleep where I am sitting.

When I was younger, well thats a different story :)

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KOOL!

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Originally Posted by notdavetherave

yes i know, its got me into trouble and even gone back to bars to apologise for my behavour.

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I recall a friend going into a bar and apologising for his behaviour and also apologising beforehand of what he may do tonight :)

I tell you what I haven't done in a long time, gone sleep pissing

My Ex Missus got fed up with it and used to throw my clothes under me

I peed on her friend once whilst she slept on the sofa, also tried to get into the spare bed bollock naked with her sister and husband, ahh the good old days :)

^ you don't need to share that stuff...

i haven't had a drink for 4 weeks. This thread is making me THIRSTY.

Fucking drunkards.

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Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

I tell you what I haven't done in a long time, gone sleep pissing

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Argos have an offer on rubber sheets at the mo Sab :)

I never pissed my own bed Nige :)

I think I inherited it off me dad.

I remember hearing about him sleepwalking into a party in the adjacent flat, starkers, and pissing on their cloakstand, then getting slung out :)

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Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

I think I inherited it off me dad.

I remember hearing about him sleepwalking into a party in the adjacent flat, starkers, and pissing on their cloakstand, then getting slung out :)

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He was only pretending to be asleep.

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Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

I tell you what I haven't done in a long time, gone sleep pissing

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Sounds like you have a wee bit of a fetish

Ive never done it in Thailand

Must be the dehydration:)

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Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

I tell you what I haven't done in a long time, gone sleep pissing

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One of the funniest things I've ever seen was one of my mates falling asleep under a tree at a festival at night.

It was a wee bit chilly, I was sitting next to him and noticed smoke rising from his jeans. I thought he was on fire at first, until I realised it was clouds of steam rising, from him absolutely soaking himself in piss. He'd done it before then, but the comedic effect of the steam was fucking priceless!!:)

I shit my Pant's in Haditha, Iraq and I wasn't drunk.

I have a Messiah complex when I drink to much, don my white cloak and want to buy houses for people or get their teeth fixed or buy them new tuk tuks or marry pregnant ladies, AAgghh!!!! No wonder I have spent so much in Asia.

I am also a Social Anthropologist, Small world eh!. And i agree. Malinowski,Evans-Pritchard and Erikson.

shorts and mainly whiskey can make me aggressive
as can beer if someone winds me up
BUT for some reason, wine has a totally different effect.
can't remember violence or aggression when drinking wine
in company
with people also drinking wine. :irish:

Tequlia im not good with nor whiskey so i havent drank them in years... Cider and Wine turn me into Richard fxcking Branson and spend all of my money on buying rounds for people i havent even spoken too. Dickhead that i am.