Help me! I think I'm turning Thai...

**Lily** · 14-12-2006, 11:48 AM

^Well, I may as well blame William too.

I thought it was something to do with being at The Witches Tavern last night, but if you all insist it is William's fault, I will have to agree.

**Marmite the Dog** · 14-12-2006, 12:13 PM

I guess it is officail. William is a complete b'stard!

**slimboyfat** · 14-12-2006, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by Lily

I thought it was something to do with being at The Witches Tavern last night.

is that a pub or your club house

**Lily** · 14-12-2006, 01:24 PM

Well, it is not far from my house, so I can leave the broomstick at home.

**slimboyfat** · 14-12-2006, 01:28 PM

Originally Posted by Lily

Well, it is not far from my house, so I can leave the broomstick at home.

and your four black cats

**Lily** · 14-12-2006, 01:34 PM

I have only two black cats. The others are brown.

**slimboyfat** · 14-12-2006, 01:42 PM

i stand corrected. At least I was half right

**Agent_Smith** · 14-12-2006, 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by Bruce

Actually, I've become quite an expert at the old spray and pat and now find myself looking for the sprayer in western-style bathrooms.

I feel all....tingly... when I use those sprayers.

Should I go to Confession afterwords?

**kingwilly** · 15-12-2006, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by Agent_Smith

Originally Posted by Bruce

Actually, I've become quite an expert at the old spray and pat and now find myself looking for the sprayer in western-style bathrooms.

I feel all....tingly... when I use those sprayers.

Should I go to Confession afterwords?

depends how long u let it linger on your private parts....

bit like that old saying pertaining to men' urinals

"any more than 3 shakes is a wank!"

**Mr Earl** · 15-12-2006, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by bruce

I prefer Thai food to western food. I wouldn't care if I never ate another pizza

This indeed is worry some.
I haven't ordered a pizza for weeks. I just call up one of the girls and have her bring me somtam and kao niao.
I can't even look at farang women anymore, even the good looking ones without getting queasy.

**slimboyfat** · 15-12-2006, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

I can't even look at farang women anymore, even the good looking ones without getting queasy.

thats a shame.

i am all for equal opportunities.

the main problem is that the good looking farang women get queasy when they look at me

**Pimp of the LOS** · 15-12-2006, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

"any more than 3 shakes is a wank!"

Tell me about it my GF is out of town this week If my herpes starts acting up....well I think Mr. Kim will have to deal without whitey ford for one day. Good God could you imagine the children seeing the swelled up lips coupled with the already gargantuan trademark white man's nose. That image would follow them for the rest of their days.

**Agent_Smith** · 17-12-2006, 10:24 PM

^^^WTF? you make more sense when you are in character

**friscofrankie** · 18-12-2006, 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by Bruce

I prefer Thai women to farang women
I particularly prefer Chinese-Thai women to farang women.
I make up excuses to visit the office of a particular Thai-Chinese teacher for whom I feel a warm inner glow.
I cringe whever I see fat, ugly farang men with young Thai women.
I prefer Thai food to western food. I wouldn't care if I never ate another pizza.
I actually found myself praising something Thaksin had done the other day.
I don't feel homesick for Oz any more.
I wouldn't care if I never saw Ularu again.
I have ceased to suffer panic every time I drive here.
Oncoming motorcyclists and crazy pickup drivers no longer scare me.
I have started referring to my humble residence as "home".
I feel safer in Bangkok than Sydney.

When you go to the market and find eggs for 26 baht and don;t buy becasue there's another market 10k away that you'll go to in a few days that has tehm for 25 You're turning Thai.
When you straddle the lane in your car so the asshole behind don;t get in front and fuck up your driving experience, you're turnin' Thai.
When the guy in front of you sit through the red light only to zoom off and the end of the yellow, you loo ntoc\ice no one's moving and noncholantly run the red, you're turning Thai.
When you ogle the tits on the white chicks walkin' by and wonder what it would be like, you're turnin' Thai.
When you come to the point that you take great satidfaction in putting off 'til tomorrow what cold be done today, you're turning Thai.

You're just suffering from acclimatization, don;t worry coupole more years you won;t even notice, THEN you re turning Thai.

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