Taking the piss.

[superman]

I watched a National Geographic program, this morning, that highlighted the drinking of ones own pee. I was certainly impressed, and it got me to thinking whether I should give it a go. Unfortunately the thought of it revolts me and I can't pluck up the courage to give it a go. Are there any covert pee drinkers out there that could advise ?

Are there any health benefits
Well, auto-urine therapy, as it's known, is said to boost the immune system, cure migraines and other chronic conditions, stave off a cold and work wonders on eyesight problems. It's claimed that it can work wonders on skin conditions, such as eczema or psoriasis. You can apply it directly for athlete's foot, bee stings and jellyfish stings. And you can gargle it for toothache and gum disease. However, drinking wee is particularly recommended for its anti-ageing properties

What happens when you drink your own urine? asked Max in The AnswerBank: Body & Soul

[BaitongBoy]

J D Salinger lived to be 91 yrs of age...apparently he voted 'yellow'...



'Urinater in the Rye' comes to mind...

[Thetyim]

I often go on the piss

[superman]

J D Salinger lived to be 91 yrs of age

So did Indian Prime Minister Moraji Desai, and he lived to be 99.

[Ratchaburi]

Sorry Superman but I am not up for drinking my own piss.
He this site mite help you.

http://www.earthclinic.com/Remedies/urine_therapy.html

[Rural Surin]

[BaitongBoy]

^ Looks like he was shat out of a chang...

[withnallstoke]

Is it ok to drink someone elses pee?



Just asking for a friend.

[Mr Lick]

An extraordinary fellow

[sabaii sabaii]

I've drank piss before

A bit of advice-- don't drink that stinkin orange stuff the morning after

hey who hasn't tasted their own sperm too ??

[Ratchaburi]

What about trying this

[Rural Surin]

I've drank piss before

A bit of advice-- don't drink that stinkin orange stuff the morning after

hey who hasn't tasted their own sperm too ??

Would this require autofellatio techniques?

[withnallstoke]

who hasn't tasted their own sperm too ??

Me.

You sick fuckin bastard.

[sabaii sabaii]

What about trying this




That's not as bad as it looks.

Loads of nourishment goes to waste in elephant doodoo

....

[withnallstoke]

How do you say "where is my bastard hamster" without being rude?

[sabaii sabaii]

who hasn't tasted their own sperm too ??

Me.

You sick fuckin bastard.

Come on, we've all tried it once,at 14, when we couldn't find the cardboard sock under the bed

You'll be tellin me you aint tasted ear wax next

[Thetyim]

Trust me, I'm a doctor

[withnallstoke]

You'll be tellin me you aint tasted ear wax next

You are correct. I haven't.

Tasted the end of "mamma" massive mammaries whip end, whilst tied to an inflatable balloon of the Dalai Lama, blindfolded, and with a lederhosenned Germannic named Rogerhisarse Mittmeinshtoolertooler calling out the shots.
And i have tried a little crow from my nasal passage once or twice.

[sabaii sabaii]

Somethings you only do once.

I never did like oysters

[Sailing into trouble]

I am seriously going to puke!

I have taken survival training and it works. But I don't want to think about it. God !

[withnallstoke]

Somethings you only do once. I never did like oysters

Not sloppy crows from the nose.
I ate the long, really crusty bastards with a little hair attached to the back of the eyeball that makes you blink when you tug it out.
Wet crows are a bit like raw eggs and semen. Apparently.

[withnallstoke]

I am seriously going to puke!

I have taken survival training and it works. But I don't want to think about it. God !

Ponce.
Drinking your own piss is fine.
Try to filter out the lumps first though.

[Stinky]

I had a Filipino gusher gush in my mouth once, I didn't mind but a warning might have been nice.

[BaitongBoy]

^You should live to a ripe old age...

[Stinky]

I am trying mate