Thread: visa for friend who is a ladyboy

Originally Posted by Butterfly

is she pre-op or post-op ? that is the only question you need to ask

Ha ha that reminds me of a joke i heard.

A man was lying in bed with his new thai girlfriend. After sex she keeps stroking his cock for ages, he asks "wow do you really like it that much?" she replies no I just miss mine!"

So the katoey is not cut. You seem to be indicating that you play with and suck each others cocks, then once stimulated have intercourse in the only hole a man has. Thats Gay boy oh boy is that gay.

Originally Posted by BobR

You are only involved if you qualify legally as a couple

Could act as financial guarantor for visitor visa.

Originally Posted by durty

I don't know what is the question is I want to know how to get the visa because I am man and she is not a woman.

This may come as bit of a shock to you....if "she is not a woman" then she is probably a man!

I'm no expert here and although "pupa's" a raving homo, he's also very stupid so don't listen to him cos he'll try to lead you up his garden path!

Other suggestions which I considered useful are as follows...

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Well your not going to be able to do it on a marriage visa

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Buy him a woolly dress - just like the real thing.

Originally Posted by dirtydog

got to be honest, go down the embassy, a nice pink dress would look good

I think the wooly dress is the best idea but remember it must be WHITE not Pink or nothings gonna work with the Taffy immigration officers in Wales!

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

But they're not cowards. Just to be clear, have a history lesson: Why the British wore red coats in battle? Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured a British Soldier. They took him to their headquarters, and the French began to question him. Finally, the French asked, “Why do you British all wear red coats? Don’t you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?” In his casual, matter-of-fact, way, the soldier informed that the reason British soldiers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won’t show, and the men they are leading won’t panic. And that is why, from that day forward, all French Army officers wear brown trousers

Thanks very much for the history lesson, both interesting and informative.
Depsite "pupa" being unable to deal with it!

Can You Tell The Difference Between a Thai Lady and a Thai Ladyboy?

this place is bloody mad! like i say i like a good laugh. I asked on another forumm and they just took the message off and i couldnt send any more messages. well its realy good I'm happy that i can talk about it i spoke to her this morning and i cant understand what she is saying most of the time but she needs some money to help get the visa i dont know we will have to about it more. I think its going to take some time. anyway its a good crack here i think some of you would like it with a ladyboy if you havent done it already. I used to make all the same jokes, well i still do. how many of you can say you have never looked at ladyboy porn ? everyone has havent they. and how many of you have knocked one out overit ? all of you hahaha it felt good didnt it, well wait tuntil you try thre real thing. well if you think rugby is gay you must be a bit of a poof. I played it all my life and you can tell a poof a mile off. nothing better after a hard game when its cold to get in the bath asfter for a soak. theres never enough room so its legs and arses everywhere you got to be right with yourself and feel ok squeezed with your teamates. if you was a poof it would soon show you know what i mean. thats what i mnean about ladyboys. they dont look like men but they are good fun like one of your mates only they are a lot madder of course. I mean if you was drunk and having a laugh you wouldnt shag graham norton in a dress becuase hes a poof one of the spinelss ones but you would slip it up some pretty ladyboy chick if you new you can get away with it and i have. thats not gay.

ok troll alert !!!

Originally Posted by aging one

So the katoey is not cut. You seem to be indicating that you play with and suck each others cocks, then once stimulated have intercourse in the only hole a man has. Thats Gay boy oh boy is that gay.

its good that you are all makinhg so much effort thinking about it. you should go and fill your urges you will feel so much better haha but i agree that sucking her cock would be gay. I just dont want to do that i think if you suck a cock even if it is a ladyboy then you are a poof. but all blokes like it in their arse right. my ex you to get her fingers up there when shes giving a bj she stick her hole bloody hand up there if you let her. not that i would. anyway bam has only got a tiddler and if felt bloody alright i tell you.

Originally Posted by durty

its good that you are all makinhg so much effort thinking about it. you should go and fill your urges you will feel so much better haha but i agree that sucking her cock would be gay. I just dont want to do that i think if you suck a cock even if it is a ladyboy then you are a poof. but all blokes like it in their arse right. my ex you to get her fingers up there when shes giving a bj she stick her hole bloody hand up there if you let her. not that i would. anyway bam has only got a tiddler and if felt bloody alright i tell you.

You're sounding more and more like "gribbs" with every post!

Oh jesus h christ on a mother fuckers crotch ... looks like Kingwilly has started on his hormone replacement therapy ... freakin dodgy mexicans

oh it looks like i hit a nerve. I thought you can say what you want here. maybe a bit too close to the truth for you. Im just having a laugh becuase it seems like ma good place. dont take offence maybe you gopt some issues you dont want to talk about but i dont care. if i got found out it wouldnt matter to me the lads would take the piss but not more than that. its my ma and pa and my nipper that i would worry about but im sure none of them are going to read this.

So dont worry, nobody cares here, come out of the closet.
They are a very liberal bunch here and never seen a forum like it.

Originally Posted by brettandlek

So dont worry, nobody cares here, come out of the closet.

True get out of the closet it must be f*cking hot in there?

Originally Posted by brettandlek

They are a very liberal bunch here and never seen a forum like it

Veryyyyyyyyyyyyy liberal!

Originally Posted by durty

oh it looks like i hit a nerve

No nerves to hit here matey!

Originally Posted by durty

I thought you can say what you want here.

You can but the mods disagree if they're not posting it!

Originally Posted by durty

dont take offence maybe you got some issues you dont want to talk about but i dont care.

No offence taken, just don't get too excited or you may fuck your keyboard up!

If I was you I'd forget taking your Katoey to Wales, not sure which part your in but if you're Welsh you'll understand what I mean! Take another holiday here and don't be a prick and send him any money for a Visa!

liberal here, liberal there, support fascism etc... speak a lot of non-sense

The Bold Rodney == Jet G ?

You must be from the north of wales..gay as fcuk up there ..down here in the south where men are men and sheep get frightened you would either get the smoke kicked out of you or the boys in the local would laugh you out of town

If you are really stuck in a rut durty, try the vets.
Might have to put the mongrel into quarantine for a bit, but in the meanwhile you could work on your alibi.

Seems to depend on the likelihood of her having rabies, and whether she would accept a micro-chip implant into the silicone titties.

http://www.pettravel.com/immigration/wales.cfm

Originally Posted by welshtaffia

or the boys in the local would laugh you out of town

So that they had second dibbs.

Originally Posted by welshtaffia

You must be from the north of wales..gay as fcuk up there ..down here in the south where men are men and sheep get frightened you would either get the smoke kicked out of you or the boys in the local would laugh you out of town

not far from tregaron thats real Wales the lot up north are happay there keeping it in the family and you lot of druggies down there in grim town are not much better i think you do your brother for a bag or herion haaha but i'm only having a laugh see we know you shirt lifters will do it for free. the lads here would take the piss but there wont be no troubole weve known each other for years and theres not many thats beat me and they have all done some stupid shit in there lives. no they wont try and harm me but they will have a good laugh. i dont care about that more worried about my ma and pa. but i dont care i'm a big fella and even if they think it is gay i know its not the same i don't know what i'm going to do like but i'm horney as fuck and shes going to get it in the wrongun. she loves it. I think i might have to take another holiday soon and try to sort it out becuase its all a bit complicted isnt it.

Tregaron that was always my favourite place in Wales.

Used to drink in the pub in the square, the locals had a great sense of humour

Originally Posted by durty

can tell a poof a mile off.

You don't have too be that far away look in the mirror.

Originally Posted by bobo746

Originally Posted by "durty"

can tell a poof a mile off.

You don't have too be that far away look in the mirror.

you have watched ladyboy porn right but your not a poof are you

Originally Posted by durty

Originally Posted by bobo746

Originally Posted by "durty"

can tell a poof a mile off.

You don't have too be that far away look in the mirror.

you have watched ladyboy porn right but your not a poof are you

ha ha from the man who has been tonguing a blokes arse.

that's right - A MAN.

well you are a bit bent but thyats not gay is it you thinking about that would put your tonge in a womans arse would you ? but you would watch them do it on some ladyboy porn right and maybe have a quick one of the wrist eh corse you will we all have done it see.

Originally Posted by Butterfly

liberal here, liberal there, support fascism etc... speak a lot of non-sense

Ohhh "pupa" not another silly post...just because we are realistic about world affairs doesn't mean to say we're all fascists!


Come on...you're as bent as nine bob note, give "durty" some decent advice re his Katoey problem and maybe a few anecdotes from your experiences of lifting shirts?