Fcuking Penguins

[Gerbil]

First they can't fly, now apparently they're turd burglars! What use are the black and white twats anyway?

Gay penguin book shakes up Ill. school - Yahoo! News

[MeMock]

They are better then squirrels.

[William]

why is it that Penguin's feet never freeze?

[Gerbil]

^ I don't know, but I've downloaded "March of the Penguins". I will watch it tonight while screaming abuse and getting very angry.

[MeMock]

I bought that DVD when I was last in Thailand but it was in Chinese with English sub titles

[obsidian]

really. the fuckers can speak chinese. geezus.

[Sir Burr]

why is it that Penguin's feet never freeze?

The reason penguins feet don't freeze is that the arteries that pump warm blood from the heart are a lot closer than normal to the veins that send blood back to the heart. Because they are so close together, they act as a heat exchanger. The blood in the arteries heat the blood in the veins.

[William]

why is it that Penguin's feet never freeze?

The reason penguins feet don't freeze is that the arteries that pump warm blood from the heart are a lot closer than normal to the veins that send blood back to the heart.

Is that because they're short, stompy creatures?

[Sir Burr]

^^
Yup, shorter legs means that the blood stays warmer than if they had longer legs.
Isn't evolution wonderful?

[mrsquirrel]

So if the typical Thai has shorter legs with the veins and arteries so close together why are they so bloody lazy then?

[Sir Burr]

Probably because they are over-heating.
The same principle can be seen in Australian aboriginals and Kalahari bushmen. They all have skinny legs which aids in heat disappation.

[daveboy]

why is it that Penguin's feet never freeze?

I'm sure they levitate

[Gazza]

why is it that Penguin's feet never freeze?

Perhaps whenever you hear one squawking it's actually Penguinese for "Fuckin' 'ell, me feet are freezing!".

[Thetyim]

Never mind about my feet.

My farts just frozen.

[Skulldigger]

^Is that the look of a concerned mother?

[klongmaster]

The reason penguins feet don't freeze is that the arteries that pump warm blood from the heart are a lot closer than normal to the veins that send blood back to the heart. Because they are so close together, they act as a heat exchanger. The blood in the arteries heat the blood in the veins.

so why do they need boots then?...

[Sir Burr]

^^^
Fashion statement.

[Skulldigger]

The reason penguins feet don't freeze is that the arteries that pump warm blood from the heart are a lot closer than normal to the veins that send blood back to the heart. Because they are so close together, they act as a heat exchanger. The blood in the arteries heat the blood in the veins.

so why do they need boots then?...

That's obviously a fairy penguin.

[Gerbil]

^ Damn good question!

There's too much about these little fcukers we dont know.

I'd start investigating them for having weapons of mass destruction - you can never be too careful.

[William]

Penguins beat Bond at US cinemas
James Bond film Casino Royale has been narrowly beaten at the US box office - by an animated comedy about a penguin with a talent for tap-dancing.
Happy Feet took $42.3m (£22.3m) in its first three days of release, according to studio estimates. Casino Royale, in contrast, made $40.6m (£21.4m) over the same period - though it did play on almost 400 fewer screens than its computer-animated rival.

source: BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Penguins beat Bond at US cinemas

[Thetyim]

Please try and stay on topic here, the title is
Fcuking Penguins

[attaboy]

Two hungover leprechauns were walking up a dirt road arguing.
"I'm telling ya it's so!" said one.
"I don't believe it!" answered back the other shaking his head.
On they walked and argued until the road lead them to a convent. One nudged the other one to knock on the door. A nun opened the door looked out and then looked down at the two leprechauns.
"Can I help you?" she asked.
"Go ahead ask her," urged one of the two.
"I will. I will," he pushed the other one. "We'd like to speak with your midget nuns."
The nun looked at them with a confused look. "The what?"" she asked.
"We'd like to speak with your midget nuns."
"One moment," she said and closed the door.
The two leprechauns argued with eachother. Next the door opened and the mother superior peered out at the two figures.
"What's this about?" she asked.
"We'd like to speak with your midget nuns."
"We've got no midget nuns here."
The door shut. The one leprechaun turned to the other and gave him a shove and a kick and said, "I told ya we was fcuking penguins!"

[Spin]

Fucking Penguins?

You've gotta catch the little bastards first.

[Gerbil]

A penguin was driving through Thailand on a hot, summer Sunday when he noticed his oil light was on. He got out of the car and, sure enough, it was leaking oil all over the road.


The penguin drove around the corner to a service station and asked the mechanic to take a look at it. The mechanic said he had a few others to look at first but if he came back in an hour he could tell the penguin what was wrong with his car. The penguin agreed and went for a walk.


He found an ice-cream shop and thought a big bowl of vanilla ice cream would really hit the spot, since he was a penguin and it was Thailand in the summer, after all. He sat down at the counter and started in on his ice cream. Of course he had no hands so it was rather messy. By the time he was done he had ice cream all over his flippers, and his mouth was a total mess. He walked back to the service station and said to the mechanic, "Did you find out what is wrong with my car?"

The mechanic replied, "It looks like you've blown a seal." "No no," said the penguin. "It's just ice cream."