Today is stretched vagina day! Today, my life, as I know it, will begin that unstoppable spiral into old age and ultimate death. They say life begins at 40. I beg to differ. In fact, it's all downhill from here. So, on that cheery note, I shall be getting rather cut today on the strongest french brandy and the product from a surreptitious Vietnamese grow house.
One saving grace I guess is that although I'm getting on a bit now, the family planning clinic situated between my legs will function until the day I draw last breath. There's still hope for a little hopski yet.
Cheers!
Dan