Works for me make....
I live by it. :bananaman:
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Best never marry then mate :)
so whats appening here then? has he tubbed it yet?
Don't worry mate, I had these marriage vows done, especially, just in case...
Bride: I,_____, take thee,_____, to my wedded Husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, cherish, to obey, to provide 3 holes as required, and of course lesbian option always available, till death us do part, according to God's holy ordinance; and thereto I give thee my troth.
Gotta work, right?
That's just pure genious mate, throw in a sister option and I might borrow them myself :)
Why be so restrictive on yourself. What about a mother option, and a general fuck-around option.
Thou shalt spread thy seed, or burn in Hell. And be forever frustrated and grumpy.
I think Stephen Stills sings, Love The One Your With.
Well ? Did ya ???
Like I said before, he was reading the signals wrong, she dont go with small dicks.
Probably keeping his head down :smileylaughing:
Tell her you're faithful to your wife then, but she can give you a blowie if she really must. Noblesse oblige'.
Nothing wrong with letting your lust overcome your hope to remain faithful. Man is not wired to decline an unresistable woman. It is not healthy, can lead to an early death and is, in general, not the way our species was meant to live. You can remain a good husband, but to deny yourself the pleasures of life is not naturual no matter what your wife or analyst tells you. Live a long life and enjoy every minute............or is it "live long and prosper?"
My apologies for letting the side down but, I choose not to attend and put myself in a position that might be detrimental to me, or my future security. Sometimes, it's best to be discreet and not let anyone know your business.
Anyway, nothing happened and I'm glad it didn't.
My resolve erred on the better side of wisdom.
Good on ya.
I pulled this slapper in a pub in Brum a couple of years back, then my dad came from miles away to pay a visit so I left her with my mate.
She had a crackin body on her.
Anyhow, my mate ends up doin her and a couple of days later finds a bright yellow leakage in his boxers
Thanks for takin one for the team Mark haha
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Originally Posted by sabang