Thread: The best quotes ever

The world can provide for everyone"s need, but not for everyone"s greed.........Mahatma Ghandi..

You Pay Slow....We Work Slow............My wife

" APEX is bigger than all of us, Australia,the U.S and Malaysia, and Dr Mahathir,
and any other recalcitrants" Paul Keating, 1993 .

Turning Peaches into wine.

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The above "quote" caused an almighty shit fight between Australia & Malaysia,
Dr Mahathir,full name ( Dr Mahathir Bin Mohamad ) was the 4th Prime Minister of
Malaysia.

The Daily Telegraph Australia 11/9/2011, The long serving, former Malaysian Prime
Minister, Dr Mathathir says .

"Quote" "Arab muslims were incapable of carrying out the 9/11 attacks on the
United States that killed nearly 3,000 people ".


Turning Peaches into wine.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -- Winston Churchill

Prime Minister Yingluck - "All my brother did was offer moral support and tell them it's their job to serve the people,"


Prime Minister Yingluck - "I do my duties every day. I attend meetings and do everything. The mechanism of making decisions rests with the Cabinet. I do my job. I am on my own,"

" If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free " P.J.O'Rourke

Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra makes her own decisions, Yongyuth said. "She is not dominated by her brother, Thaksin."

“I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.”

Genghis Khan

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Benjamin Franklin.

Turning Peaches into Happy wine.

""I will never get between my Man and His Beer.""
My Girlfriend, Now Wife! talking to Mom...

Health nuts are going to feel very stupid one day, laying in hospitals, dieing of nothing.
Redd Foxx

Who says I am not under the special protection of God.
Adolf Hitler

In starting and waging a war it is not right that matters, but victory.
Adolf Hitler

“It is not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old, they grow old because they stop pursuing dreams.”

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Health nuts are going to feel very stupid one day, laying in hospitals, dieing of nothing.
Redd Foxx

I want to report some person, who didn't study her spelling lessons in elementary school, has logged in and posted this using my nic.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Ingrid Bergman

Everyone has the obligation to ponder well his own specific traits of character. He must also regulate them adequately and not wonder whether someone else's traits might suit him better. The more definitely his own a man's character is, the better it fits him.


Cicero

Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.
Bill Maher

"Some Asian or black or Jewish or gay college kids believe that if they perceive racism or bigotry, then the racism or bigotry is an ontological fact. A few years ago, a bureaucrat in Washington, D.C. warned that the budget might be "niggardly" ù a word of Scandinavian etymology, by the way ù and because a bunch of people were ignorant of its meaning, it became a hate crime and cost the man his job. It's like a magic spell, your own ignorance and low self-esteem can be used to conjure a real offense where none existed." - Jonah Goldberg

As a result of that, America desires a moderate Islam; an Islam that America can control; an Islam that America can give direction to and give orders to its leaders.
Louis Farrakhan

Probably the only thing he said that was right

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

"Some Asian or black or Jewish or gay college kids believe that if they perceive racism or bigotry, then the racism or bigotry is an ontological fact. A few years ago, a bureaucrat in Washington, D.C. warned that the budget might be "niggardly" ù a word of Scandinavian etymology, by the way ù and because a bunch of people were ignorant of its meaning, it became a hate crime and cost the man his job. It's like a magic spell, your own ignorance and low self-esteem can be used to conjure a real offense where none existed." - Jonah Goldberg

Quite true.

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Jerry Garcia

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.
Anais Nin

“If we're growing, we're always going to be out of our comfort zone.”
John Maxwell