Australia not famous for anything

**Loy Toy** · 30-07-2010, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by Thaiguy

You don't suppose it could have happened the other way around ?

You let the Dawg have his fun mate.

It took him 2 months to find this cut and paste effort.

Yes, the great Rolf Harris, plus a few more -
Sir Les Patterson, (Barry Humphries- saw him live once in a one man show in the 80's, quite brilliant)
Stevo - RIP,
Sir Donald Bradman
Herb Elliott
Errol Flynn - Actor and shagger
Germaine Greer - Feminazi
Rod Laver - the greatest of them all
The Minogue sisters - lovely bottoms
Shane Warne - lovely googlies
Evonne Gooly-gone - 59 this year, crikey!
Captain Thunderbolt - EH???
The fearsome Dennis Lillee
And last but not least LOY TOY- World reknowned Engineer and Bucket Maker!

**terry57** · 30-07-2010, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

^Yep, Aussie is famous for Convicts.

Foking crying shame it was pommy throttlers on the boats. Would of much preferred a boats full of horn cracking Polynesian females.

**Davis Knowlton** · 30-07-2010, 06:31 PM

I'm voting for Terry57 as an Australian national treasure. My kids and I have hours of family fun trying to decipher his posts!

**misskit** · 30-07-2010, 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by sabang

We invented Rupert Murdoch. Then exported him.

Damn you!

**Jet Gorgon** · 30-07-2010, 08:29 PM

^ Oh! That's not obama is it? 5555555555

**nedwalk** · 31-07-2010, 04:34 AM

LOUD AND PROUD OZZIE HERE TOO MATE..GO SUCK A WET FART D.D.!!!

Thaiguy · 31-07-2010, 06:07 AM

Originally Posted by kmart

Originally Posted by Thaiguy

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

^Yep, Aussie is famous for Convicts.

True - and beer , beaches and bitches - if we could only get rid of those whingeing pommy bastards things would be good .
( their family background comes from the greedy gutless land grabbing pieces of crap holding control at the time of the Irish atrocities - had to send the convicts here because they were too honest and moral to remain in sight and embarass the ruling aristocracy!)
Shame shame you pommy bastards. - ( never lead with your chin Sunshine )

Famous for the large chips on your shoulders (as illustrated ^^) mibbe, Bruce. But not for your beer, mate.

You'd drink junkies' piss as long as it's freezing cold.

Only in Jest Sunshine - keep it light , noticed the big tendency in Britain to get smart and drink cold Fosters instead of that warm pig swill you call ale ?

**Little Chuchok** · 31-07-2010, 06:45 AM

Fosters has got to be the worst beer in the World.....I'll give the Aussies one though, Crown Lager! There ya go,they may be famous for one thing...

**genghis61** · 31-07-2010, 09:18 AM

Mel Gibson?
He says he's American these days . . . they can have him.
Born in Peekskill, New York, Gibson moved with his parents to Sydney when he was 12 years old.

Ned Kelly?

**PlanK** · 31-07-2010, 09:28 AM

Pavlova
Phar Lap
Russel Crowe
Crowded House
Lamingtons

**kmart** · 31-07-2010, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by Thaiguy

Originally Posted by kmart

Originally Posted by Thaiguy

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

^Yep, Aussie is famous for Convicts.

True - and beer , beaches and bitches - if we could only get rid of those whingeing pommy bastards things would be good .
( their family background comes from the greedy gutless land grabbing pieces of crap holding control at the time of the Irish atrocities - had to send the convicts here because they were too honest and moral to remain in sight and embarass the ruling aristocracy!)
Shame shame you pommy bastards. - ( never lead with your chin Sunshine )

Famous for the large chips on your shoulders (as illustrated ^^) mibbe, Bruce. But not for your beer, mate.

You'd drink junkies' piss as long as it's freezing cold.

Only in Jest Sunshine - keep it light , noticed the big tendency in Britain to get smart and drink cold Fosters instead of that warm pig swill you call ale ?

Erm, no.

**Mid** · 31-07-2010, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Australia not famous for anything

Famous for not being Famous

**withnallstoke** · 31-07-2010, 10:30 AM

Large joints? (The Great Barrier Reefer).

**9999** · 31-07-2010, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by Plan B

Crowded House

Kiwis.

**Mr Lick** · 31-07-2010, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by nedwalk

GO SUCK A WET FART

How quaint!

**JoGeAr** · 31-07-2010, 12:14 PM

^ What about Skippy??

**terry57** · 31-07-2010, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Fosters has got to be the worst beer in the World.....

Fosters tastes like the inside of a dead dogs arsehole, I can't give firsthand info but Aunty sent me a PM telling me so.

But It really is the worst foking beer to come out of Aussie besides Swan larger draft.

I have a little giggle when I see backpackers drinking that shit in Thailand and paying a good wedge for it.

Foking nutters I recon.

**dirtydog** · 31-07-2010, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by JoGeAr

What about Skippy??

Don't think Australia can claim for peanut butter from America, or do you mean the American Kangaroo skippy?

**terry57** · 31-07-2010, 02:27 PM

What about The Dart?

That's a car that some extra smart Aussie bastard invented out of washing machine parts or something like that.

There ya go ya Pommy bastards, Google that foker up and have a goosy gander.

**withnallstoke** · 31-07-2010, 03:00 PM

Originally Posted by terry57

There ya go ya Pommy bastards, Google that foker up and have a goosy gander.

Well, seeing as you asked so nicely.

**Mid** · 31-07-2010, 04:45 PM

Young Socceroos win Asean Championships
July 31, 2010

The Young Socceroos claimed their second Asean Football Federation under-19s championship title by defeating Thailand 1-0 in Friday night's final.

An 81st minute goal by substitute Eli Babalj earned Australia their second title in the past three years, ensuring they made amends for last year's heartbreaking loss to Thailand on penalties.

Australia, captained by Newcastle Jets young gun Ben Kantarovski, had been unable to break down the resolute Thailand defence aside from Adelaide striker Matthew Leckie firing a header into the cross bar.

But when Benjamin Halloran's cross was spilled by Thailand 'keeper Wasan Narsuan, Babalj was there to prod home the winner.

"Thailand made things difficult for us once again, they are a very disciplined side and have a few excellent technical players," Young Socceroos coach Jan Versleijen said.

"Credit must go to not only the players but to the whole staff as to win this championship we had to play four tough games in seven days in hot and humid conditions."

The AFF Championships formed part of Australia's preparation for the Asian Youth Championships in October.

news.smh.com.au

**superman** · 31-07-2010, 04:57 PM

Originally Posted by terry57

There ya go ya Pommy bastards, Google that foker up and have a goosy gander.

Did as you requested but I'm fcuked if I could find it.

**sabang** · 31-07-2010, 05:03 PM

I doubt theres anyone doing a better job of embarassing the Pentagon these days than Julian Assange of Wikileaks.

You guessed it, an Aussie.

**Davis Knowlton** · 31-07-2010, 05:05 PM

^^Search - Australian car "The Dart". It's there in Google search.

**superman** · 31-07-2010, 05:14 PM

Thanks. Goggomobil Dart is the full name for those that can't find it.

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