Washing your hands before going for a piss

[slimboyfat]

I notice a lot of my Singaporean colleagues doing this. Not that I spend all my time observing them in the toilets, it is just something I have noted during my own piss breaks at the office you understand.

I do usually wash my hands after going for a piss (unless i am in a hurry or am going to meet someone I don't like very much)

So should I be washing my hands before I touch my knob as well?

[jandajoy]

Yes, your hands are filthy.

[Mr Lick]

Not unless you've been scratching your/someone else's ass with them

[slimboyfat]

Not unless you've been scratching your/someone else's ass with them

So thats a yes then

[Bobcock]

I was in a restaurant...watched one of the kitchen staff enter, wash his hands, piss and then head back to work....5555

[The Ghost Of The Moog]

I do usually wash my hands after going for a piss (unless i am in a hurry or am going to meet someone I don't like very much)

Instead of intermediating those germs via a soggy handshake, why not simply piss on the person you don't like, or failing that, crap in their Starbucks.


And now for a very old Basil Brush joke.....

Waiter is serving the first course and has his thumbs halfway in the bowls of soup.

"Why do you do that?"

"To keep my thumbs warm"

"Well, why can't you stick them up your arse?"

"I do when i'm in the kitchen."

boom-boom.

[kiwinev]

I do usually wash my hands after going for a piss (unless i am in a hurry or am going to meet someone I don't like very much)

Instead of intermediating those germs via a soggy handshake, why not simply piss on the person you don't like, or failing that, crap in their Starbucks.


And now for a very old Basil Brush joke.....

Waiter is serving the first course and has his thumbs halfway in the bowls of soup.

"Why do you do that?"

"To keep my thumbs warm"

"Well, why can't you stick them up your arse?"

"I do when i'm in the kitchen."

boom-boom.

thats a cracker, made me larf it did!!!

[bobo746]

of course wash before you take a piss show some respect for your old fella

[the dogcatcher]

I wash my hands and scrape the chesse off ye oldy piss pump once a year, whether they need it or not.
Cleanliness is next to godliness after all.

[graym]

Oh, never thought of doing that; I've always given the bell end a rinse though just in case - no one is likely to be going down on my hands are they???

[superman]

It's done in Asian countries because people eat spicy food with their hands. If any chili residue is left on them it could be a pretty painful experience. So hence why they wash before taking a leak.

I was in a restaurant...watched one of the kitchen staff enter, wash his hands, piss and then head back to work

[josepy wallace]

I dont cant be bothered with all that my mam used to say clean meat never fattened the pig, i think it is because we are too hygenic and that is why we catch all these bugggggs

[kmart]

And now for a very old Basil Brush joke.....

Waiter is serving the first course and has his thumbs halfway in the bowls of soup.

"Why do you do that?"

"To keep my thumbs warm"

"Well, why can't you stick them up your arse?"

"I do when i'm in the kitchen."

boom-boom.

Basil Brush said "arse" on daytime TV?

[sabang]

Truth be told, piss is sterile. Soldiers in ye olde days used to wash their wounds with it, in preference to the germ infested local water in whatever muddy shithole they were being sent to die.

I doubt knob cheese is though.

[billy the kid]

have seen commercial mechanics wipe their oily hands on a rag, take a piss and THEN go and wash them .
now that can't be right .
good point slimboyfat , wash before and after .

[billy the kid]

wiping your arse with paper,,, where did that disgusting idea come from ?
some asians believe westerners to be "unclean" with hygene habits .

[Michael]

Chili

Don't want to be touching any sensitive membranes after chopping chili. Or eating them.

Common sense.

[buriramboy]

Always wash my hands before having a piss as my cock is clean and my hands are dirty, never understood why people wash their hands afterwards instead of before.

[Bobcock]

Don't want to be touching any sensitive membranes after chopping chili. Or eating them.

How many people stick their fingers down the old Japs eye when having a piss fer chrissakes?