Some Leykis 101

[barbaro]

Leykis 101 ( a must read)

I don't always agree with Tom Leykis. A lot of times I think he sux. He's a radio host who thinks he knows a lot of getting chics. He does look a little hideous. But a couple of these points seem accurate. Perhaps this is more aimed at the West than in Asia.



NEVER, EVER date a single mother. You already know her stance on abortion, she wont have one. Don't risk paying vaginamoney! PLUS, her kids will always come before you! Why would you want to be second place to some spoiled little brat!?!


Never do what you don't want to do. You make the money, you decide where you are going and what you are doing.


Don't ask a women what she wants to do.


Never tell a women how much money you make.


Don't EVER date co-workers! Unless you don't give a rats ass about your job, stay away from people you work with! It's always asking for trouble.


Never answer the phone, or go out on the weekend. Even if you really don't, you have to make it appear as though you have better things to do than be with her on the weekends.


Never spend more than 40 bucks on a date. This includes buying gifts, flowers, candy, jewelry, etc. It does NOT help in getting laid. It's a waste of money. If anything, buy alcohol and get her drunk.


NEVER approach a woman in a club who has her girlfriends with her. There is NO point, you will NOT get laid when women are in groups.

If you are not getting laid by the 3rd date, dump her and move on.


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Never be in a committed relationship UNTIL you are really ready to settle down.


NEVER answer the phone on the weekends. It makes you look like you have nothing better to do. Weekends should be reserved for hanging out with your buddies or for guaranteed sex. Even if you really have nothing to do, let the answering machine take the call. You're busy.


Don't speak to women you work with unless it's related directly to work. Don't date them. Don't tell them they look nice. Don't comment on anything except whatever work needs you have, because you're a walking lawsuit waiting to happen.

[Marmite the Dog]

apart from the answering the phone ones, that's pretty spot on, even for Asia.

[Lily]

[NickA]

Never do what you don't want to do. You make the money, you decide where you are going and what you are doing.


Don't ask a man what he wants to do.


Never tell a man how much money you make.


Don't EVER date co-workers! Unless you don't give a rats ass about your job, stay away from people you work with! It's always asking for trouble.


Never answer the phone, or go out on the weekend. Even if you really don't, you have to make it appear as though you have better things to do than be with him on the weekends.


Never spend more than 40 bucks on a date. This includes buying gifts, flowers, candy, jewelry, etc. It does NOT help in getting laid. It's a waste of money. If anything, buy alcohol and get him drunk.


NEVER approach a man in a club who has his friends with him. There is NO point, you will NOT get laid when men are in groups.

If you are not getting laid by the 3rd date, dump him and move on.

There you go Lily, does that make it any more interesting?

[Lily]

Yes, Nick, it could apply to anyone dating, couldn't it?

[slimboyfat]

NEVER approach a man in a club who has his friends with him. There is NO point, you will NOT get laid when men are in groups.

i dont think this one really works.

[Whiteshiva]

NEVER, EVER date a single mother. You already know her stance on abortion, she wont have one. Don't risk paying vaginamoney! PLUS, her kids will always come before you! Why would you want to be second place to some spoiled little brat!?!

When you have children of your own, you will be second place to the kid(s). If you are mature enough, you should be able to deal with that. Ditto for kids that are not your own.

Never do what you don't want to do. You make the money, you decide where you are going and what you are doing.

Very immature attitude, IMHO. In a relationship you have to yield from time to time. The trick is to strike a healthy balance between your needs and those of your partner.

Don't ask a women what she wants to do.

My guess is that this guy doesn't get laid much. Yes, many women like a guy who takes the initiative, but not to the extreme.

Never tell a women how much money you make.

While you are dating, I agree. When you make a commitment, you should play with your cards open.

Don't EVER date co-workers! Unless you don't give a rats ass about your job, stay away from people you work with! It's always asking for trouble.

Spot on - never shit in your own nest!

Never answer the phone, or go out on the weekend. Even if you really don't, you have to make it appear as though you have better things to do than be with her on the weekends.

If I hadn't picked up the phone on a Saturday afternoon, I would never have gone out that night, never have met my wife, and never been the father of my lovely two boys.

Never spend more than 40 bucks on a date. This includes buying gifts, flowers, candy, jewelry, etc. It does NOT help in getting laid. It's a waste of money. If anything, buy alcohol and get her drunk.

Horse manure - spend what you feel like. Getting women drunk to get them to bed is pathetic. But in this guys case, probably the only way to get his leg over.

NEVER approach a woman in a club who has her girlfriends with her. There is NO point, you will NOT get laid when women are in groups.

Read the situation. Some girls go out with their friends just to be by themselves, others go out because they want to meet guys, but feel safer with their friends. This goes for guys as well (the safety in numbers thing, I mean! )

If you are not getting laid by the 3rd date, dump her and move on.

If you want to get laid and nothing more, I would say 3 dates are too much. If you are looking for a life companion, I'd give it some time. Chances are she is still making her mind up about you.

Never be in a committed relationship UNTIL you are really ready to settle down.

Agree 100% with this. Agree 200% in case of Thailand. Having hores moving in with you does not make sence in the long run, financially or otherwise.

NEVER answer the phone on the weekends. It makes you look like you have nothing better to do. Weekends should be reserved for hanging out with your buddies or for guaranteed sex. Even if you really have nothing to do, let the answering machine take the call. You're busy.

Disagree strongly - see above

Don't speak to women you work with unless it's related directly to work. Don't date them. Don't tell them they look nice. Don't comment on anything except whatever work needs you have, because you're a walking lawsuit waiting to happen.

This is probably a US thing, where you get charged with sexual harassment for smiling at co-workers. Other places on the planet, innocent flirt and compliments in the workplace does wonders for the working environment, and often leads to introductions to your co-workers female friends, etc. If you are looking for a serious relationship, this is not a bad way to meet some potential candidates.

Overall, I think this guy is talking out of his ass.

[Marmite the Dog]

Overall, I think this guy is talking out of his ass.

I think it's supposed to be a bit of fun, mate.

[Whiteshiva]

Overall, I think this guy is talking out of his ass.

I think it's supposed to be a bit of fun, mate.

Possibly, but I have known quite a few guys here in Thailand who thinks in this manner....