Rules in life you have always religiously stuck to:

**Frankenstein** · 08-05-2010, 11:10 AM

I change the rules as I go along.

**withnallstoke** · 08-05-2010, 11:18 AM

Queen Elizabeth II. A ruler i have always stuck to.

**BUGBEAR** · 08-05-2010, 11:20 AM

It cost nothing to be nice ,but it's cheaper to be nasty

BB

**Mr Earl** · 08-05-2010, 12:34 PM

Always keep your powder dry and your whistle wet.

**The Fresh Prince** · 08-05-2010, 02:27 PM

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Never wipe the cock on your own curtains.

Never handle someone else's cock.

**Cujo** · 10-05-2010, 10:06 AM

Always pull your undies down before taking a dump.

**Bogon** · 10-05-2010, 03:01 PM

Check your balls every month for testicular cancer.
I am very cautious and check 'em every 3 minutes at home with a good scratch.

But seriously, here is a youtube clip for your awareness.

**kmart** · 10-05-2010, 04:38 PM

Never bring anything to a fight that you don't want stuffed up your own arse.

**UpTooYou** · 10-05-2010, 05:55 PM

If you have not heard a rumour by smoko, start one!

**DJ Pat** · 10-05-2010, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by Bogon

Check your balls every month for testicular cancer.

Yeah right, looking for a lump in a bag of lumps.

**Cujo** · 11-05-2010, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by UpTooYou

If you have not heard a rumour by smoko, start one!

Jaysus, haven't heard that term in years and years, smoko, must rememebr it.

**UpTooYou** · 12-05-2010, 03:34 PM

If the pussy tastes tangy! Do not but your cock in it!

**CB79** · 12-05-2010, 03:59 PM

Always go "No Comment".

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