Crying in the toilet over 45 Baht!

**Missismiggins** · 02-04-2010, 07:34 PM

I went downstairs last night with some hunger pangs, I removed the old tin of 10 week old oil, and filled the pan up with a fresh litre.

Cooked some chips, and retired to bed.

Gets up this morning, and the fucking idiot wife has put the whole fresh pan of oil into the old carconagenic shit that she has been cooking dead pigs flesh in for about three months...sadly, I lost my rag!

You can still here the screams and crying from the toilet, it's quite funny actually, she is sitting on the pan squealing like a cut pig. the boys has climbed up on a mountain of floor tiles, to "observe" They hate to be criticised, full stop!

I was trying to explain the serious condition of her dad and throat cancer...where does that get you? they would rather spend any cash on a fucking lotto ticket!

So, tonight, I have had to draw the line, there are a few fireworks going off at the minute... she seems to think she is going to chop down and sell a few bananas...I have started the shit about who is going to pay for the diesel to take old daddy to hospital for the next 35 days?... but after tonights little conflagration...she sort of understands that it won't be me filling the fucking tank evey day.

The funny thing is, the money they got from flogging the bananas, they did not spend on old cancerous Daddy, they bought some fucking Nivea!!FUCK EM!

But I keep trying to teach them that to waste thing is BAD! BUT THEY NEVER LISTEN!!!

This Country really has no future, it is going to be well fucked by Korea, Cambodia, Laos in the not to long future, these fucking idiots cannot learn, they are the dinosaurs of Asia, and soon will be extinct!

**superman** · 02-04-2010, 07:40 PM

And there's me thinking that I was the only one that thought this.

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

they are the dinosaurs of Asia, and soon will be extinct!

**Mr Lick** · 02-04-2010, 07:41 PM

Sounds like an expensive apology is imminent Miggins, more than 45 bahts worth i suspect!

**Spin** · 02-04-2010, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

This Country really has no future

If Thailands future was in the hands of the muppets you seem to have surrounded yourself with, that would certainly be true

**Missismiggins** · 02-04-2010, 07:47 PM

What fucks me off is why they spend so many hours in their sort of "serious" mode.

If you want to kill yourself, then for fucks sake just get on with it...and please, do it quietly!

They are a bunch of fucking drama queens, they reflect their own behaviour in the utter rubbish that they watch on their shit TV!

The really funny thing is how they have to let the cause down, by changing their suicide death stance, to opening the toilet door and having a pig out...Thais seem to be unable to spend more than 4 hours away from rice!

Hang on a minute, I am about to cut my throat, but just let me get this rice down my neck first, nothing worse than dying on an empty stomach! Burp!

**PlanK** · 02-04-2010, 07:50 PM

Miggins, you should have your own forum on here. Or at least a subforum. Adventures in Esarn or something like that.

**Kurgen** · 02-04-2010, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by Plan B

or something like that.

I agree

**Missismiggins** · 02-04-2010, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by Mr Lick

Sounds like an expensive apology is imminent Miggins, more than 45 bahts worth i suspect!

Not a chance, there is no apology coming from me!

I try to help them out, I have been down to old daddy throat cancers house the past week trying to fix his pump, so he can water the Lam yai. everytime I ask, "is the pump working?" I get the same reply "NO"

So I ask the small boy, and he tells me nobody even bothered to TRY!!!!! They were too busy doing something else.

Strange how the lack of water is a majot issue and that it seems like the mongoloids fortunes rest upon getting some water to the Lam Yai, but after you spend two or three days trying to repair it for them, they can't even be bothered to test the pump...

Fuck em, let em rot!

**sunsetter** · 02-04-2010, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

the boys has climbed up on a mountain of floor tiles, to "observe"

good lads, shouldve handed them a camera, better still handycam or the like

**Missismiggins** · 02-04-2010, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by sunsetter

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

the boys has climbed up on a mountain of floor tiles, to "observe"

good lads, shouldve handed them a camera, better still handycam or the like

From what I can gather, it was the usual outburst of crocodile tears, and sitting taking a dump at the same time!

I asked the lad what was going on and he basically told me to fucking forget it and go and switch the computer on as he wanted to play a movie..seems there was no serious "Wrist Slashing", just the usual sympathy vote!

I was getting a little bit worried when it went deadly silent for a while, but like I say, the observation post said that there was nothing really to worry about!

I would have been really pissed off if I had kicked the door in and broken the lock for nothing!

Anyway, it has gone to bed, for some reason it has found it necessary to stand full clothed in a shower, is this a Thai tradition? so it is dripping wet, and to be honest it looks lke shit! it hasn't cleaned a single dish all day, nor has it fed the cats or dogs....fuck, did I come here to be a fucking servant?

I think a Burmese maid would be a better option than this liability...I never used to have maigrains....

**mrsquirrel** · 02-04-2010, 08:08 PM

Are you a bully Miggins?

**sunsetter** · 02-04-2010, 08:08 PM

they love a bit of the old sympathy, dont fall for it and stick to your guns mate

**slackula** · 02-04-2010, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

and the fucking idiot wife

Am I the only one who thinks that continuously insulting one's wife on a public forum is kind of odd?

If she's a 'fucking idiot' then why would you marry her?

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

But I keep trying to teach them that to waste thing is BAD! BUT THEY NEVER LISTEN!!!

You: Don't waste stuff
She: Recycles your chip oil to top up another fryer, probably trying to do the right thing
You: Freak out and make her cry and hide in the bog
She: ?????WTF???

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I have started the shit about who is going to pay for the diesel to take old daddy to hospital for the next 35 days?... but after tonights little conflagration...she sort of understands that it won't be me filling the fucking tank evey day

If you can afford it then why not do it? Have some compassion for your wife when her father is seriously ill, it must be stressful for her.

**Missismiggins** · 02-04-2010, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by Plan B

Miggins, you should have your own forum on here. Or at least a subforum. Adventures in Esarn or something like that.

THE RABID DRUNKEN VILE SPOUTING HATE FORUM!

and I don't live in Isaan, I am from where civilized pigs come from, Chiang Mai...I wear my yellow shirt with pride! (if you ever get caught short in the bog, no toilet roll or an ass squirter...you can merrily wipe the old crack with a good old Yellow shirt, apparently, they are changing the coulout to pink...............mmmmmmmmmmmm

**nevets** · 02-04-2010, 08:28 PM

I love reading your rants , and i am sure we can all relate to your daily problems . Are but i forgot we all on here are married to HiSo women.

**Missismiggins** · 02-04-2010, 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by slackula

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

and the fucking idiot wife

Am I the only one who thinks that continuously insulting one's wife on a public forum is kind of odd?

If she's a 'fucking idiot' then why would you marry her?

BECAUSE YOU DON'T REALISE THAT THEY ARE FUCKING IDIOTS IN THE FIRST PLACE! DIVORCES DON'T TAKE PLACE IN OTHER COUNTRIES FOR THE SAME REASON????

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

But I keep trying to teach them that to waste thing is BAD! BUT THEY NEVER LISTEN!!!

You: Don't waste stuff
She: Recycles your chip oil to top up another fryer, probably trying to do the right thing
You: Freak out and make her cry and hide in the bog
She: ?????WTF???
No, you don't det the full picture, we have 20 Rai of land... this land was supposed to be our income for our retirement, instead, after all the trees and bannanas I planted, "I" ME, foe my income- they cut them down and sell them, and I don't see one single baht, and this fucks me off!

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I have started the shit about who is going to pay for the diesel to take old daddy to hospital for the next 35 days?... but after tonights little conflagration...she sort of understands that it won't be me filling the fucking tank evey day

If you can afford it then why not do it? Have some compassion for your wife when her father is seriously ill, it must be stressful for her.

No, I don't believe in handouts, and I cannot put up with fucking stupidity.

They want to sell bannanas and fruit from my land, then they should put the takings into a pot to take care of Daddy Cancer Throat, and not expect me to do it.

I posted a thread the other day regarding fish tanks and filters, I got some good advice, "Switch the Filter Off When You Feed The Fish...simple eh?

So I told my wife at least 3 times, and what happens today?

The filter is left on as she feeds the Fish!!! You cannot teach these fucking idiots anything, you have a better chance teaching a monkey to sing!

If I had to put it down to cold logic, think of it this way!

Your father has a terrible cancer of the throat...what do you do, how do you prioritise things?

A: Buy A Lotto Ticket?

B" BY A Jowtie?

c" BUY A FIsh Tank?

Me, I think I would have gave up all of those, and taken care of my DAD, the problem we seem to have here is that they haven't experienced the LOSS of a parent, their parents are both alive, and well into their '70's, They will get a fucking big suprise when they have to bury their parents...

I remember carrying my dads coffin, it is the heaviest thing you can ever carry!

**Missismiggins** · 02-04-2010, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by nevets

I love reading your rants , and i am sure we can all relate to your daily problems . Are but i forgot we all on here are married to HiSo women.

There are NO HISO women in Thailand, there are only SHIT that think they are better than whores, and they aren't any better really, in fact the whores are much more honest!

**Missismiggins** · 02-04-2010, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by slackula

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

and the fucking idiot wife

Am I the only one who thinks that continuously insulting one's wife on a public forum is kind of odd?

If she's a 'fucking idiot' then why would you marry her?

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

But I keep trying to teach them that to waste thing is BAD! BUT THEY NEVER LISTEN!!!

You: Don't waste stuff
She: Recycles your chip oil to top up another fryer, probably trying to do the right thing
You: Freak out and make her cry and hide in the bog
She: ?????WTF???

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I have started the shit about who is going to pay for the diesel to take old daddy to hospital for the next 35 days?... but after tonights little conflagration...she sort of understands that it won't be me filling the fucking tank evey day

If you can afford it then why not do it? Have some compassion for your wife when her father is seriously ill, it must be stressful for her.

I hear what you say, but these people have very little compassion for anything, if they had a bit of compassion, the 4 siblings would have rallied round and tried to take care of the old man. They haven't, it is all left up to my wife.

This is what fucks me off, I am trying to tell her that if the old boy dies or needs extended hospital treatment, I don't have the cash, and if she wants to go selling bananas and Lam Yai, instead of buying fucking NIVEA skin cream, she needs to think about her Dad! is it difficult to understand, prioritising things? putting things in a level of importance?

What fucks me off is how they think spending 4 or 5 K on a CEMENT Jowtie, is better than saving the money to help their dying father...it loses me,

I Remember In Ayuttaya, I went to a market with a girlfriend, and she ordered a few fish, fuck, they took the live fish out of the tub, stuffed it head first down to its arse on a wooden pole, imagine it?

Then they scrubbed it alive with a wire brush! fuck I was nearly sick! and this poor fish was qalive all the time!

**Missismiggins** · 02-04-2010, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Are you a bully Miggins?

No, I am not a bully, I just hate waste, I hate people wasting money!

People work hard for things, why should it be pissed away by idiots?

**Boon Mee** · 02-04-2010, 08:56 PM

Miggins...you obviously haven't 'adapted' yet. Whenever I run into some of these odd displays of behavor I now just blow it off. It's their world, not mine and focus on some task at hand.

Was a bit distracting lately as it's Monk Season, right? And, I've got a bunch of rich farmers around me who have put on three-day displays of how terrific sonny boy is and how he'll make a fine Monk (for about three days, right?). Anyhow, the caterwalling, drum-beating and general noise level >110db from over a 1/4 mile off was getting a bit distracting. Went to one of the parties the other night and they had done the catering right - 5 different quality entrees, bottle of whisky (although cheap) on every table and this was for the whole Vil! Must of been >200 folks swilling down the whisky, slipping the food into handbags but the best part was the dancing girls! I kid you not, thought I was down in Patpong or Soi Cowboy at the way these chicks were gyrating on the stage.

Should start a seperate thread on the activities...it was interesting!

**slackula** · 02-04-2010, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I hear what you say, but these people have very little compassion for anything, if they had a bit of compassion, the 4 siblings would have rallied round and tried to take care of the old man. They haven't, it is all left up to my wife.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to butt in and be so patronising. It's probably left up to your wife because she is percieved as being the wealthiest in the family as she is married to a foreigner. If they are the ones driving the old boy to the hospital daily they may see that as being their contribution.

**Missismiggins** · 02-04-2010, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Miggins...you obviously haven't 'adapted' yet. Whenever I run into some of these odd displays of behavor I now just blow it off. It's their world, not mine and focus on some task at hand.

Was a bit distracting lately as it's Monk Season, right? And, I've got a bunch of rich farmers around me who have put on three-day displays of how terrific sonny boy is and how he'll make a fine Monk (for about three days, right?). Anyhow, the caterwalling, drum-beating and general noise level >110db from over a 1/4 mile off was getting a bit distracting. Went to one of the parties the other night and they had done the catering right - 5 different quality entrees, bottle of whisky (although cheap) on every table and this was for the whole Vil! Must of been >200 folks swilling down the whisky, slipping the food into handbags but the best part was the dancing girls! I kid you not, thought I was down in Patpong or Soi Cowboy at the way these chicks were gyrating on the stage.

Should start a seperate thread on the activities...it was interesting!

Disagree, I am not putting up with fucking stupid people wherever they come from, it is not rocket science, I don't have to become a retard to stay here just because these fuckers are idiots! Sorry, but these people need to wake up.

Everyday I see thei local TV News telling everyone how fucking smart they are..well. let's see it!!!

From Where I view their world, it is amock with fucking idiots!

**Missismiggins** · 02-04-2010, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by slackula

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I hear what you say, but these people have very little compassion for anything, if they had a bit of compassion, the 4 siblings would have rallied round and tried to take care of the old man. They haven't, it is all left up to my wife.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to butt in and be so patronising. It's probably left up to your wife because she is percieved as being the wealthiest in the family as she is married to a foreigner. If they are the ones driving the old boy to the hospital daily they may see that as being their contribution.

It Goes a lot deeper...there is almost a vendetta that I will end up killing the MONGOLOID BROTHER..he is a complete twat from hell.

He "Helped" his father last week by taking him to the hospital in HIS CAR... m7y wife ended up paying 1200 Baht for the cunts food!

He cost more than we would have spent...it was a day out in paradise for the piece of shit!

**Missismiggins** · 02-04-2010, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by slackula

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I hear what you say, but these people have very little compassion for anything, if they had a bit of compassion, the 4 siblings would have rallied round and tried to take care of the old man. They haven't, it is all left up to my wife.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to butt in and be so patronising. It's probably left up to your wife because she is percieved as being the wealthiest in the family as she is married to a foreigner. If they are the ones driving the old boy to the hospital daily they may see that as being their contribution.

Exactly. they think we are money fountains...but this year they will realise the truth!

Why is it if I marry a Thai, and I am possesed with a COCK, I need 400K in the bank?

If a Western woman marries a Thai Man this doesn't matter....no need to show 400K, maybe I can get my wife to change her name to MR and I change mine to MRS!

**sunsetter** · 02-04-2010, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Patpong or Soi Cowboy

did they have mirrors on the tables?

got to love those village carry ons, great fun, and the slipping of grub into handbags, thats priceless to watch , especially their faces, they make it so obvious

take a breath migs, its not so bad mate

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