Time Limit

**Chairman Mao** · 01-04-2010, 08:45 PM

I would have been at home sleeping next to my wife at the time.

**Norton** · 01-04-2010, 09:26 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

go to the cosmetics section, find the best looking or the girl

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

and keep away from the ones with a deep voice and five o'clock shadow

Good thinking SFB. 90% chance the best looking one in the cosmetics section will have a big surprise to give you when ya get home in bed.

**Spin** · 01-04-2010, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

gingsa, next bird you pull

I always thought pulling a bird meant using ones wit and guile to approach, impress, and then bang the arse off, free of charge.

The idea that entering into a transaction to pay for sex with ones of Thailands "bury-me-in-a-y-shaped coffin" type women is pulling a bird seems preposterous.

**Smug Farang Bore** · 01-04-2010, 10:26 PM

Nice one spin..

**barbaro** · 01-04-2010, 10:29 PM

Originally Posted by gingsa

First visit to BKK and I soon found a girl I really liked in a small bar. Thought we had agreed for her to stay all night. However, things got a little strange. She refused to take a shower together and left sooner than I expected. She spoke only a little english and keep saying she was shy. Sex was great, and we cuddled awhile, but then she suddenly said she had to leave at 2 in the morning. Claimed the lady she worked for required it, and would be very angry if she stayed all night. I'm thinking she had a boyfriend since the bar was closed. I saw her again a week later and the same thing happened.

What do you think is going on?

What's going on?

Who cares.

She's not your girlfriend. She's a friend you are fucking.

Period.

If you want a "girlfriend" find a real one.

DaffyDuck · 02-04-2010, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by Milkman

She's not your girlfriend. She's a friend you are fucking.

Period.

She's not even a friend - friends stay until morning.

She's a hooker, plain and simple.

**gingsa** · 02-04-2010, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by DaffyDuck

Originally Posted by Milkman

She's not your girlfriend. She's a friend you are fucking.

Period.

She's not even a friend - friends stay until morning.

She's a hooker, plain and simple.

Yes, she was a hooker - that was an obvious fact from the get-go. My question was why the inability or unwillingness to stay all night.

**kingwilly** · 02-04-2010, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by gingsa

My question was why the inability or unwillingness to stay all night.

fookin 'ell.

She needed/wanted more work/money.

wouda thunk that was obvious.

**crippen** · 02-04-2010, 04:43 PM

You were SO good in bed she did not need any more.

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**FailSafe** · 02-04-2010, 04:51 PM

As Frank Sinatra was fond of saying, "You don't pay hookers for sex- you pay them to leave."

You paid, she left- it's not uncommon.

**Bogon** · 02-04-2010, 05:13 PM

If you want'em to stay longer, there are a few tricks of the trade (or so i've been told).

1- Leave lots of valuables laying around the place. By doing this she will stay at least until you're asleep.
2- Give her 1/2 the money upfront and the rest at daybreak. This may ruin the "romantic mood" a little, but an incentive all the less to stay.
3- Lock the door and take the handle off when she showers. This is probally a bit extreme and if by chance she has a phillips screwdriver in her bag, she will probally stab you with it, leave you for dead, take anything of value, replace the forementioned handle, then meet her boyfriend for MK.
Please note, this is second-hand info from a "mate" and Number 3 applies to freelancers hanging around the dodgy parts of town.

**SunTzu** · 02-04-2010, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by Bogon

Please note, this is second-hand info from a "mate"

**DrAndy** · 02-04-2010, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by gingsa

Originally Posted by DaffyDuck

Originally Posted by Milkman

She's not your girlfriend. She's a friend you are fucking.

Period.

She's not even a friend - friends stay until morning.

She's a hooker, plain and simple.

Yes, she was a hooker - that was an obvious fact from the get-go. My question was why the inability or unwillingness to stay all night.

you paid short time, so that is what you got

long time more expensive

**Norton** · 02-04-2010, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

you paid short time, so that is what you got

And the "time limit" depends largely on the purchaser. For some only a matter of seconds.

**kingwilly** · 02-04-2010, 07:12 PM

You picked up a whore.

You paid a whore for sex.

You had sex.

She left soon after sex.

What's the issue ?

**Chairman Mao** · 02-04-2010, 07:18 PM

He thought she liked him.

If a woman smiles it means she loves you Will.

**kingwilly** · 02-04-2010, 07:21 PM

oh, really?

Many women love me then! Many many many!

**sunsetter** · 02-04-2010, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by SEA Traveler

find one with a good heart that you are compatable with

sound advice be told here

or go the hiso route and find one whos loaded maybe?

**nevets** · 02-04-2010, 09:13 PM

You pay here on the way out , if she said all night then in the morning , if she said for a short time then after her shower.

**agudbuk** · 02-04-2010, 09:18 PM

Write that one off and try another lady...plenty more fish in the pond to choose from/

Next time don't pay yhe girl until she leaves. If she leaves early cut back the payment to say 1000 or 1500baht

**sunsetter** · 02-04-2010, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by agudbuk

If she leaves early cut back the payment to say 1000 or 1500baht

good luck with that after already agreeing a price, especially with a sassy one who knows the game

**Norton** · 02-04-2010, 09:23 PM

Originally Posted by nevets

You pay here on the way out , if she said all night then in the morning

Not that I have any experience in such transactions but this does make a lot of sense.

**Looper** · 02-04-2010, 09:35 PM

If you want her to stay a little longer just tie her ankles and wrists to the bedposts using gaffer tape.

**Norton** · 02-04-2010, 10:02 PM

^If you can afford it. Must be some sort of special charge for this type of thing.

**StrontiumDog** · 03-04-2010, 01:06 AM

Originally Posted by gingsa

First visit to BKK and I soon found a girl I really liked in a small bar. Thought we had agreed for her to stay all night. However, things got a little strange. She refused to take a shower together and left sooner than I expected. She spoke only a little english and keep saying she was shy. Sex was great, and we cuddled awhile, but then she suddenly said she had to leave at 2 in the morning. Claimed the lady she worked for required it, and would be very angry if she stayed all night. I'm thinking she had a boyfriend since the bar was closed. I saw her again a week later and the same thing happened.

What do you think is going on?

Has a boyfriend.

100% sure.

He'll be Thai, young and she's probably supporting him. She'll never admit it.

Move along...but be aware most bargirls have Thai boyfriends or even husbands.

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