Thread: New Marmite brand

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

once and for all we can put that argument to rest

No chance !
The stroppy Ozzies will come up with some limpid bullshit defending the muck and we will be off and running again !

Originally Posted by Happyman

If every poor deprived inhabitant ( including kids) struggle through a jar a year they still have to dump a million jars!

I Found it, I found where they dump the stuff, and it is called the Black mountain in North Queensland

Looks like Marmite got hit by the economical crisis, so they could not sell all there stuff. Rebadging unsold (probably expired already) Marmite, thats all.

Uh-oh, be careful with your Marmite guys. The messiah is using jars of the stuff to make a comeback!



The Messiah's face has certainly been on a far-reaching tour, having appeared on naan bread in Surrey, on the window of a Tennesse man's pick-up and on the arm of a US woman, in the guise of a bruise.
We're always kept guessing as to where he'll pop up next, which as it turns out is in Rhondda, Wales, in the Allen household. On a Marmite lid.
It's not quite as clear-cut as other sightings, though. Perhaps the face of Jesus is losing its touch.
But the Allens are convinced that they've seen something heavenly.
It was Claire Allen who first noticed it, as she spread the spicy paste on her son's toast, and husband Gareth was left gobsmacked.
"The kids are still eating it, but we kept the lid," he said.
"Claire saw it first and called her dad to come and take a photo of it.
"When I first looked at it I wasn't sure, but when I moved it away from me it started coming out. I thought yeah, she's right - that's the image of Jesus."

Claire was as equally convinced and explained how her sons were left in awe by the holiness of what they saw: "Straight away Jamie said 'that looks like God', and my other boys (Robbie, four, and Tomas, 11) even said they could see a face," she told the South Wales Echo.
"People might think I'm nuts, but I like to think it's Jesus looking out for us.
"We've had a tough couple of months; my mum's been really ill and it's comforting to think that if he is there, he's watching over us."

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

it must have something to do with an allergy to BREAD AND WATER! (Yeast intolerance and the hate of large buildings made of stone with bars on the windows)

Originally Posted by superman

I thought it soap and water ?

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

it prevented their teeth dropping out on the long voyage!

Originally Posted by superman

Also taking it up the arse. Something to do " on the long voyage".

You are all missing a very pertinent point: They we all still Brits then.

Originally Posted by Propagator

I think this really shows which is the most popular, nearly three times the poduction rate for Marmite.

Population, Props?

I like vegemite and marmite.

Will have to try this new stuff. I wouldn't be surprised if it tastes more like vegemite.

Dont think so

Originally Posted by Happyman

The stroppy Ozzies will come up with some limpid bullshit defending the muck and we will be off and running again !

Being a Stroppy Ozzie and all I will give this new stuff a trial and see how it tastes.

If it is better then the original Marmite shite then thats a step forward for our ever lamenting Pommy cousins which is a good thing.

Lets face it the Poms need something to cheer their souls especially when considering they have to live in the dampest, bleakest shithole on this planet.

At least we don't have to hide our heads in a bucket listening to Californication all day.

Originally Posted by patsycat

At least we don't have to hide our heads in a bucket listening to Californication all day.

I see you made the correct move Patsy and fled the place for Geneva.

Any plans about going back too Blighty one day?

No, the weather is getting better here. And I don't own a thatched cottage. And i got my stock of marmite last month!!

Dream of californication ooh ooh!

Sorry, ran out of ciggies and waiting for the shop to open in about 15 minutes. So a bit on my nerves.

Originally Posted by patsycat

Sorry, ran out of ciggies and waiting for the shop to open in about 15 minutes. So a bit on my nerves.

No worries darling.........

Just out of interest have you tried the new and improved Marmite and if so what is your honest opinion?

I honestly WILL give it a try.

I've got some jars of the new stuff on the way LT. I'll bring the XO and you bring the Vegitripe and we'll have a face off!

Yeah, let's see who's face turns up in your jar!

Being homosexual! I will bring Promite into the equation!

What the hells that?

Originally Posted by November Rain

Hmmm, I'm coming out soon, Marmers. Want some, if I can find it?

That would be very kind of you. Thanks.

I'd be interested to know what the Guiness and champagne ones taste like.

Here we have tube called "cenovis" (i think there is a poster here with the same name) which is horrible.

Originally Posted by malako

I like vegemite and marmite.

Me, too

Originally Posted by malako

Will have to try this new stuff. I wouldn't be surprised if it tastes more like vegemite.

Not if it's stronger, as I think vegemite is less strong

Originally Posted by patsycat

At least we don't have to hide our heads in a bucket listening to Californication all day.

What's wrong with that? I like the Chillies. I'd be quite happy listening to them all day

Originally Posted by November Rain

I think vegemite is for Aussie fags

I think you're right.

Originally Posted by November Rain

Hmmm, I'm coming out soon, Marmers.

Nice of you to announce it on a public forum. I've nothing against carpet munchers.

Originally Posted by superman

Nice of you to announce it on a public forum. I've nothing against carpet munchers.

Sweetie, if I were that way inclined, there'd be no need to announce it. I never make a secret of anything....

I'm a bit like Miggins in that everything gets told, whether it bores everyone to tears or not.

^shouldn't there be a comma after homosexual ?