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09-03-2010, 08:53 PM
crazy dog

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Originally Posted by Fondles

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Originally Posted by superman

I just hate it when people say that. I'll assume you'll repeat it ? Fcuk off yourself for being a defeatist. Time for bed

Find an employer that has a decent HR dept and there will be no hoops to jump through, only time ive had to deal with anything to do with Thai bureaucracy is a leisurely drive into BKK to sign the processed documents.

Not applicable to the retired nor is their residency permit as you have to have paid tax to the buggers for three years, so it's grovel or keep going home every 15 months for another visa with 90 days outings to some shitty outpost on the border, none very nice the older you get.
09-03-2010, 09:02 PM
Missismiggins

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Originally Posted by Norton

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Originally Posted by Thetyim

There is a whole section on "documents required" in the immigration website but none of the links work.

Haven't looked at that in a few years. They certainly have it bollocks up.

My sympathies to those who have to endure the annual grovel fest and local uniform clad bureaucrats.. Thankfully, I don't.

So how may I ask do you bypass this cataclysm of mayhem? Have you too much money...you don't get an extension for a big cock or good looks! What is your secret...not a BOI job is it?

I read that there was a visa for an over 50 supporting a Thai child, where the "money in the bank" was discretional...so we all know what that means!...but has anyone managed to get this visa?

Apparently, if you had 100K it was deemed enough...but is this just the usual bullshit?
09-03-2010, 09:08 PM
superman

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I read that there was a visa for an over 50 supporting a Thai child, where the "money in the bank" was discretional

Changed last year to 400,000 in the bank, same as Marriage extention.
09-03-2010, 09:09 PM
Missismiggins

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Originally Posted by Norton

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Originally Posted by Thetyim

There is a whole section on "documents required" in the immigration website but none of the links work.

Haven't looked at that in a few years. They certainly have it bollocks up.

My sympathies to those who have to endure the annual grovel fest and local uniform clad bureaucrats.. Thankfully, I don't.

You know, I can jump a hoop or two, but the thing that makes me so fucking angry here is after you do all your paperwork, like fucking Lassie the faithfull dog, they then send you into the [at][at][at][at] ROOM, where the [at][at][at][at] sits like a fucking KING, and when we went in IT was sitting in a vest! a dirty white vest...and IT spent most of ITS time humiliating ITS OWN STAFF! Talking to them like DOGS..WOOF FUCKING WOOF!!

Then the [at][at][at][at] gets up, and the [at][at][at][at] puts on ITS uniform, the [at][at][at][at] undoes ITS belt and drops ITS trousers, and then the [at][at][at][at] tucks ITS shirt in...then sits down to question HUMANS!!!! And this [at][at][at][at] can JUDGE ME AS FIT TO STAY HERE....[at][at][at][at]!

Isn't it about time that we got back to the British Empire, and the United States and fucking took these second rate countries over...instill a decent government rid them of their corruption.. made them serviant to US for a fucking change! Teach these fuckers a lesson.. don't fuck with the WHITE MAN! (Sadly - that doesn't seem to happen in our homelands..we are overun with shit.. and we put up with it.. in fact no, we lie down to it like dogs! and we come here to a third world country and take everything we get on the nose! The End Of Civilisation!
09-03-2010, 09:18 PM
Missismiggins

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Originally Posted by superman

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I read that there was a visa for an over 50 supporting a Thai child, where the "money in the bank" was discretional

Changed last year to 400,000 in the bank, same as Marriage extention.

So the Visa exists.. CM don't want to discuss this, I heard of some farang getting this in Kho Samui with 20K in the bank!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09-03-2010, 09:22 PM
Missismiggins

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Originally Posted by superman

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I read that there was a visa for an over 50 supporting a Thai child, where the "money in the bank" was discretional

Changed last year to 400,000 in the bank, same as Marriage extention.

See these bastards change the laws like switching on the vacuum cleaner...here today...pooof GONE tomorrow!

IT is about time the fucking lame arsed liberal wet nosed shits back in the UK started a bit of an eye for a fucking eye.. but we all know that won't happen, they are too busy sucking the cocks of fucking immigrants to care about their own people!

What the fuck is wrong? We are Aliens at home!
09-03-2010, 09:23 PM
superman

^^^ After doing the "paperwork" I don't get sent into a little room etc etc. The head honcho sit behind the subordinates and signs the paperwork and gives it back to put the stamp in my passport. Each office has it's own way of working.
09-03-2010, 09:45 PM
Missismiggins

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Originally Posted by superman

^^^ After doing the "paperwork" I don't get sent into a little room etc etc. The head honcho sit behind the subordinates and signs the paperwork and gives it back to put the stamp in my passport. Each office has it's own way of working.

Well hats off to you! We obviously need to be "checked out" being scum, that is, and when his holiness finally pulls up his trousers, concealing his snow white and the 7 dwarf COCK...which we were all expected to be impressed with..maybe an inch at full stonk! ...god these cunts make me angry!....really, I would love to just put a pistol to thier foreheads and BOOOM!

I Have to go and sit with this piece of shit that keeps me waiting for half an hour...yes, I would like to kill him! (Slowly)
09-03-2010, 09:53 PM
Missismiggins

Anyway, it seems the booze has kept me past my sleepy time, normally I im the land of nod by now...but I keep getting these stupid replies from some twat on TV that I simply cannot go to bed!...besides, I have finished the entire Velvet Underground discography download....cheers! Bit Torrent!
10-03-2010, 11:16 AM
superman

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

Anyway, it seems the booze has kept me past my sleepy time, normally I im the land of nod by now...but I keep getting these stupid replies from some twat on TV that I simply cannot go to bed

That'll remind me not to reply to your posts after.....let's say 8pm, as I wouldn't like to deprive you of your sleep.
10-03-2010, 11:24 AM
peterpan

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

You know, I can jump a hoop or two, but the thing that makes me so fucking angry here is after you do all your paperwork, like fucking Lassie the faithfull dog, they then send you into the [at][at][at][at] ROOM, where the [at][at][at][at] sits like a fucking KING, and when we went in IT was sitting in a vest! a dirty white vest...and IT spent most of ITS time humiliating ITS OWN STAFF! Talking to them like DOGS..WOOF FUCKING WOOF!!

Then the [at][at][at][at] gets up, and the [at][at][at][at] puts on ITS uniform, the [at][at][at][at] undoes ITS belt and drops ITS trousers, and then the [at][at][at][at] tucks ITS shirt in...then sits down to question HUMANS!!!! And this [at][at][at][at] can JUDGE ME AS FIT TO STAY HERE....[at][at][at][at]!

Isn't it about time that we got back to the British Empire, and the United States and fucking took these second rate countries over...instill a decent government rid them of their corruption.. made them serviant to US for a fucking change! Teach these fuckers a lesson.. don't fuck with the WHITE MAN! (Sadly - that doesn't seem to happen in our homelands..we are overun with shit.. and we put up with it.. in fact no, we lie down to it like dogs! and we come here to a third world country and take everything we get on the nose! The End Of Civilisation!

Sounds like its getting time to put on your foil hat Miggins, they are getting to you.
10-03-2010, 11:38 AM
Norton

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

So how may I ask do you bypass this cataclysm of mayhem?

Over 20 years of dealing with immigration coupled with friends in high places does the trick. Farang or Thai, the friends in high places bit is the key.
11-03-2010, 03:55 AM
November Rain

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Originally Posted by Bangyai

To a Thai....even Brum might seem so

Yow take her to the Bull Ring? Bluddy cosmopolitan, there. :)
14-03-2010, 08:39 PM
pompeybloke

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Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

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Originally Posted by Fondles

If you dislike the hoops fuck off home.

Or use your brain and set yourself up so you don't have to jump through their hoops.

Or, why not refrain from being disparaging and condescending and just tell what you know...if it's not a state secret or giving the game away...
14-03-2010, 10:37 PM
wefearourdespot

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

It doesn't matter what copies of what you take, they will even deliberately "lose" one, just to make you go and spend 2 baht at their photocopy shop!

you don't know how much you're lucky, the photocopy shop owned by the Captain's daughter outside Jomtien Immigration Office charges 5 baht !

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