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The Jews never stop whinging and whining it's in their DNA crying B-stards , :)
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Originally Posted by Edmond
The Jews never stop whinging and whining it's in their DNA crying B-stards , :)
Aren't whingers and whiners generally known to be the soap-dodgers?Quote:
Originally Posted by snakeeyes
By design, we try to keep as much as possible direct sunlight getting inside the house and raising the temperature, though where the odd spot where it gets through it's typically a magnet for one or more of our animals.
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Almost constant rain for the last few days here in Phuket, not that one of our cats complains. Adopting the "I am comfortable" position whilst surveying the front garden.
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The garden is obviously thriving on it. :D
^^ Do you need to borrow a gardener PAG?
How about 200 Baht a day? But I can give you 300 Baht a day for a long term deal.
The garden is M'Sahib's domain, and very much by design not neglect or accident. You can just about walk between the various pots and plants, a haven for reptiles..........Quote:
Originally Posted by Mendip
It's actually very small, but obviously filled to the brim.
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I just saw that photo on Twatter.
I'm guessing it's from Oldham with it being taken from t'hills.
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Another unattributed post by Chitty…
Sometimes its hard to tell if i am in Mae Lan or Seaford, I guess the easy way to tell is the roads are well maintained in Mae Lan.
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Jasmin Paris one of only 20
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Jasmin Paris first woman to complete gruelling Barkley Marathons race
A British runner has made history by becoming the first woman to finish one of the world's hardest ultramarathons.
Jasmin Paris from Midlothian completed the Barkley Marathons in Tennessee with just one minute 39 seconds to spare of the 60-hour cut off.
Thousands of supporters watched the race on social media as she made her nail-biting finish on Friday.
She was so exhausted she slumped to the ground after finishing the race which is inspired by a famous prison escape.
The course, at Frozen Head State Park, changes every year but covers 100 miles involving 60,000ft of climb and descent - about twice the height of the Mount Everest.
Is this the toughest race in the world?
First female winner of 'Britain's most brutal race'
Only 20 people have ever made it to the end of the race within the allotted 60 hours since it was extended to 100 miles in 1989.
The 40-year-old vet had to navigate through extreme and often pathless terrain, continuing to run through the night.
Pictures show her legs scratched from pushing through sharp bushes and scrub in dense forest on steep slopes.
She has said previously: "Barkley Marathons is a truly unique challenge, and the idea of running it has been growing on me for the last few years.
"(I feel) a mixture of excitement and nerves. I know it's going to be very hard, possibly impossible, but at the same time that's what makes me want to run it."
David Miller, a professional photographer at the race, told BBC Scotland he had witnessed the "greatest ultramarathon achievement of all time".
"There was a lot of anticipation at the finish line and three minutes before the 60 hour cut off we heard shouting and a roar and it was people cheering Jasmin on.
"She was sprinting and giving it her all as there was no room for error because otherwise she would not have made the cut off.
"She touched the gate and collapsed in exhaustion. It was the best thing I have ever seen, it was unbelievable.
"Obviously I was very focussed on trying to capture Jasmin and a moment in history but at the same time I could feel a tear behind the lens because it was such an emotional moment."
David Miller, a professional photographer at the race, told BBC Scotland he witnessed the "greatest ultramarathon achievement of all time".
The race is not only known for being physically gruelling but also for its odd traditions.
The course changes every year but is roughly five loops of 20 miles with only 35 participants allowed each year.
The Barkley course was the brainchild of Gary "Lazarus Lake" Cantrell and Karl Henn.
The idea for the race came when they heard about the 1977 escape of James Earl Ray, the assassin of Martin Luther King Jr, from nearby Brushy Mountain State Penitentiary.
Ray covered only about 12 miles (19 km) after running more than 50 hours in the woods, hiding from air searches during the day.
Mr Cantrell is reported to have mocked the distance covered by Ray, saying: "I could do at least 100 miles."
Prospective runners must write a "Why I should be allowed to run in the Barkley" essay along with a $1.60 (£1.27) entrance fee and if successful get a letter of condolence.
Racers are also required to bring an additional "fee", which in the past has included things such as a white shirt, socks, or a car registration plate, as a donation for being a non-finisher.
Competitors must find between nine and 14 books along the course (the exact number varies each year) before removing the page corresponding to their race number from each book as proof of completion.
They take them to the race creator and director Mr Cantrell, otherwise known as "Laz", at the end of each lap.
He waits at the yellow gate made iconic by the 2014 documentary Barkley Marathons: The Race That Eats Its Young.
The race starts any time from midnight to noon on race day, with one hour till race start signalled by blowing a conch. The race officially begins when the race director lights a cigarette.
The course is unmarked and competitors must memorise the route beforehand.
The first and third loops are run clockwise, while the second and fourth loops are run anticlockwise. The first finisher of the fourth loop gets to decide which direction they go on the last loop.
The Barkley Marathons race starts when Laz Lake Cantrell is seen lighting a cigarette
Jasmin, who was born in Hadfield in Derbyshire, had previously completed what is called a "Fun Run" on her debut in 2022 by getting through three of the loops.
Despite its title, the race is still 60-miles long. In 2006 nobody managed to finish it in under 40 hours.
Last year Jasmin became the first female since 2001 to embark on a fourth loop.
Previously the best women's achievement was Sue Johnston's 66 miles (106 km) in 2001 when more than 30 competitors failed to reach the first book (two miles).
In January 2019 mother-of-two Jasmin expressed milk for her baby during a 268-mile race along the Pennine Way to break the course record by more than 12 hours.
She completed the Montane Spine Race - from Derbyshire to the Scottish borders - in 83 hours, 12 minutes and 23 seconds.
Her previous sponsor, Inov8, said her achievement was "one of the greatest stories" in the sport. She has since co-founded The Green Runners.
Jasmin Paris first woman to complete gruelling Barkley Marathons race - BBC News
The moon about to set.
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That must have been one long blow job. :)
The attack dog having a well earned break after barking at the TV earlier.
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I only caught my bollocks on one of them.
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The moon kisses the ocean...
AI wouldn't be so sure.
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Local drunk. I tried to get folk passing by but nobody was prepared to help. The sun was baking hot and maybe I should have left him as per the locals. Eventually my missus contacted his family and they came and got him.
How does one get the picture to turn to verticle.
I screenshot the picture and post that. I cannot get the original pictures to post vertically.
I do it in 10 seconds on my desktop. :) But having seen those feet, am regretting it.
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I wonder if he started off in the shade?
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Isaan sundial.
^^^He looks like a ballet dancer in mid pirouette!
The laurel wreath fell with the emperor.
Assassination?
Phuket Airport
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Bloody Thais will nick anything not nailed down
I see you met my roofer.Quote:
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she looks ike a woman at work in our HR dept, i've never wanted tosee her sans clothes and that opinion hasn't changed
Eddie's sister looks alright after that DP diet
You're not far off, for one of them. :)
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There's a punchline to that. I'm just waiting for MM to respond seriously first.
Feel free to go on the thread and ask what the DP diet is so I can get it out of the way. I can barely contain the excitement.
Going out to Simon, you can upgrade. $7,000 will get you a whorecave :)
Bangkok Post - Chinese sex doll maker sees jump in 2025 sales as AI boosts adult toys' user experience
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Is that fat one with the crocks and socks the council estate version?
Here's my pic of the day , Booyakasha!!
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My wife bought her radiation mask home for some fucking reason and it creeps me the fuck out.
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It looks like they modelled the heads on Lt LLia off Start Trek The Motion Picture
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