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    ooops!

    Arab ambassador discovers bride is bearded and cross-eyed behind veil

    An Arab ambassador has called off his wedding after discovering his wife-to-be who wears a face-covering veil is bearded and cross-eyed.



    Published: 10:54AM GMT 10 Feb 2010


    The envoy had only met the woman a few times, during which she had hidden her face behind a niqab, the Gulf News reported.
    After the marriage contract was signed, the ambassador attempted to kiss his bride-to-be. It was only then that he discovered her facial hair and eyes.



    The ambassador told an Islamic Sharia court in the United Arab Emirates he was tricked into the marriage as the woman's mother had shown his own mother pictures of her sister instead of his bride-to-be.
    He sued for the contract to be annulled and also demanded the woman pay him 500,000 dirhams (£85,000) for clothes, jewelry and other gifts he had bought for her.
    The court annulled the contract but rejected the ambassador's demand for compensation.
    The report did not identify the ambassador.

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    I've posted the same story in the Joke and Funny stories section.

    https://teakdoor.com/jokes-and-funny-...ml#post1319671 (Man claims fiancee hid beard under niqab)

    These arabs

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    Titles like "oooops" don't go in the news forum.

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    Noted - thanks

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    if u buy a car u can go to the factory and make a complain if some thing is wrong and they wil fix it maybe they think it is the same way if you buy a wife in saudi arabien

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    Bet "she" packed a large pair in the undergarment region.



    Quote Originally Posted by Happyman
    The court annulled the contract but rejected the ambassador's demand for compensation.
    Now that's given me an idea. How much for a BKK to UAE open return airfare?

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    He made his sharia bed. I think he should lye it it with his new wife.

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    Story sounds like BS to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Bet "she" packed a large pair in the undergarment region.
    Nope, those bulges are C4

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