Thread: What are your partners most irritating traits ?

Originally Posted by Fabian

Originally Posted by Spin

Most things mentioned on here are not too serious. I wonder what our partners would write about us if we gave them the opportunity to write about us?

I am sure that would not be a good idea that's why I won't incourage her to write about that.

Has she thrown the glass coffee table out yet?

Originally Posted by Spin

I wonder what our partners would write about us if we gave them the opportunity to write about us?

My missus would probably write>>>>>>>>>

1. I drink too much!
2. I smoke too much!
3. I don't help out enough with the children.
4. I have my dinner in front of the TV.
5. I sleep late and wake up late.
6. I'm too soft with some clients and have been done over more than once.
7. I don't shave enough and my hairs too long.
8. I fart in the bed.
9. I refuse to go shopping with her unless I want to buy something for myself.
10. I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THAT FVCKING FORUM!

About the only thing I think she could complement me on would be the size of my old fella but then again I probably think she was only trying to be nice!

How do you know we have a glass coffee table?

Your not too bad LT some people spit in the air before they fart in bed to make her duck under the bed clothes.

Originally Posted by Spin

The gf told me the other day that a farangs wife who lives around the corner was telling her she's had enough of her Brit husband, she was saying she has to put his boxer shorts in boiling water as its the only way she can get the skidmarks out of them

So that's how they get them clean. I'll pass that info on to the missus.

Originally Posted by Spin

The gf told me the other day that a farangs wife who lives around the corner was telling her she's had enough of her Brit husband, she was saying she has to put his boxer shorts in boiling water as its the only way she can get the skidmarks out of them

Blokes an obvious newbie ...... still using toilet paper. Whereas us old hands know that ' an up, down and a shiner ' does not remove Klingons.
Mind you. I used the bum hose in a cheap hotel in Bung Samphan ( Petchaboon ) a week back and there was so much pressure I nearly relocated my sphincter to the tip off my tongue. Will proceed with caution in strange places from now on.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Originally Posted by Spin

I wonder what our partners would write about us if we gave them the opportunity to write about us?

My missus would probably write>>>>>>>>>

1. I drink too much!
2. I smoke too much!
3. I don't help out enough with the children.
4. I have my dinner in front of the TV.

6. I'm too soft with some clients and have been done over more than once.
7. I don't shave enough and my hairs too long.
8. I fart in the bed.
9. I refuse to go shopping with her unless I want to buy something for myself.
10. I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THAT FVCKING FORUM!

About the only thing I think she could complement me on would be the size of my old fella but then again I probably think she was only trying to be nice!

I was just thinking about this one yesterday, but looks lie Loy Toy all ready filled out my bad points. About the only one I could add would be spend to much money on motorcycles and cars

Originally Posted by Fabian

How do you know we have a glass coffee table?

An educated guess based upon national stereotyping.

Washing up using cold water.

- 3-4 days total silence (not a single word spoken) because she's mad.
- Leftover from dinner, still on the plate next morning.
- Saving all coins, then to the Bank every 3 months, where we have to wait 1-2 hour until the clerk finish counting.
- 2-3 hour in front of the mirror before she's ready to go out, even to the morning market.
- Eat for 3 people - still keep her 45 kilo weight.
- Occupy the toilet for hours, takes a crap 3 times a day.
- Minimum 12 hours sleep, dont mind 15 or more.
- Never ever say sorry, even she know she fukced up big time.
= still I love her too mutt

Overheard some Mia farang talking about their husbands.
It was all about their husband "size" and "performance" in bed
They're still amazed that a foreigner last more than 10 minutes...

Originally Posted by peterpan

She just uses me for sex,

She must be fvckin desperate then Scampy.
I had sex with you and I think it was more boring than watching a night full of coronation street reruns.

What's he just lie there reading womans weekly while you roger him?

I'd hate to be called "Roger".

A most unfortunate name.

She won't swallow...