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    Wanna be a Mobile Surveillance Officer for MI5?

    You reckon you got what it takes work undercover for the U.K government and to be a spy for MI5?
    All you wannabe Bonds can take this offical test.

    https://www.mi5.gov.uk/careers/mobile-surveillance.aspx

    I got the crap score of 4/11
    Can you do any better?
    Black diamonds? I shit 'em.

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    ^6/11.

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    4/11 maybe my concentration isn't what i thought

    wouldn't they be recruiting paki's ???

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    7/11 You’ve got good observational skills. With a bit of practice, you might make a good Mobile Surveillance Officer.

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    tests meh! i already am 007


















    oops sorry, 0044 then area code then number

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    5/11 You’ve got good observational skills. With a bit of practice, you might make a good Mobile Surveillance Officer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    7/11 You’ve got good observational skills. With a bit of practice, you might make a good Mobile Surveillance Officer.
    Quote Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii
    5/11 You’ve got good observational skills. With a bit of practice, you might make a good Mobile Surveillance Officer.
    they must be desperate

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    8/11
    Guessed a few though.

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    I'll forget about the test for now.
    I thought the job was something to do with cell-phones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    7/11 You’ve got good observational skills. With a bit of practice, you might make a good Mobile Surveillance Officer.
    same here..spose that comes from a life of crime hey?

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    On my second go.

    11/11 Your I.P address has been logged and a mobile unit will be dispatched to your location immediately for extraction.

    WTF does that mean?

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    I Don,t Know You!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    If I told you,I would have to kill you.

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    9/11 but i reckon 2 or 3 i guessed in the 3rd task

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Muffinman View Post
    8/11
    Guessed a few though.
    Same here.

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    8/11.

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    apparently if you get 3/11 or less they refer you to the FBI

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    8/11

    Unless MI5 needs a Yank I think they would ask our CIA to assist, so no secret squirrel job for Carrabow

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    Of course one may ask why is bogon looking for a job with the MI5......

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    I am licensed to thrill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Of course one may ask why is bogon looking for a job with the MI5......
    Or recruiting.............................

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00.0002
    Or recruiting
    ahhh, could be I suppose.

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    how much does it pay?

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    Cool

    Quote Originally Posted by jizzybloke View Post
    how much does it pay?
    Starting salaries for intelligence officers in MI5 are about pounds 23,500 plus benefits and then follow a typical civil service pay structure.You'll also get a decent pension - and presumably all the spy gadgets you can handle.

    As with any job of this nature there are additional benefits like hardship assignments and additional monies for TDY, food, temporary billeting ect when required.

    Also as your years toil on, so does the pay increase.

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    You lot have just blown it. Miss Moneypenny has been instructed to remove the hatstand from her office.


    Owing to the sensitivity of our work, we do not publicly disclose the identities of our staff. Discretion is vital. You should not discuss your application, other than with your partner or a close family member.

    So there, try as you might I`m not telling how many I got.

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