things that surprise u that in hindsight shouldnt really have!

[kingwilly]

me lastestgalfriend started complaining tonite that she hated the smell of me dirnking good old aussie bundy rum!

I mean wotz wiv dat? then i remembered most gals dont like the smell of Rum!

Wotz surprised u that shouldnt really have?

[slimboyfat]

that cockroach you have trained to live half an inch below your bottom lip.

its almost as good as the centipede i have trained to lie on my top lip

[kingwilly]

mines called a clit tickler,

urs, i'm afraid is a cocktickler! (the leadsinger of motorhead has a good one!)

[slimboyfat]

it surprised me that i have to spread some love around before giving you a nice juicy red on your 'clit tickler'

[kingwilly]

piss orf an stop trolling me thread!

[Goddess of Whatever]

then i remembered most gals dont like the smell of Rum!

It smells like "La-mud" - it's fruit but I don't know the name in English.

[slimboyfat]

i am the only person who has even read this sorry excuse for a thread.

you should be thanking me.


edit - ok GOW read it by mistake and felt some pity for you

[kingwilly]

i am the only person who has even read this sorry excuse for a thread.

you should be thanking me.

not true! GoW's here, as is Spin, and i'm sure i saw CMN lurking earlier!

[Goddess of Whatever]

I'm confused now.

[pugforever]

then i remembered most gals dont like the smell of Rum!

It smells like "La-mud" - it's fruit but I don't know the name in English.

sapodilla or chico.

[Spin]

not true! GoW's here, as is Spin

Sorry guys, I only clicked on the thread whilst I went to get another can of beer Lao, now I'm back i can see its a pile of old poop so i'm im outta here

[Goddess of Whatever]

Oh... you guys are so Jai Rai to my mate.

PS - My brain is not very good today, what's Jai Rai in English?

[kingwilly]

mean! or nasty!

[Goddess of Whatever]

Okie, let me try again.

Oh... you guys are so mean to my mate.


I hope it works.

[kingwilly]

thanks goW - ur a superstar!

[keda]

then i remembered most gals dont like the smell of Rum!

It smells like "La-mud" - it's fruit but I don't know the name in English.

Left looks like chico, don't know about the other one, looks too round to be chico.

[November Rain]

Never seen that fruit before. Is it commonly available?

[Agent_Smith]

then i remembered most gals dont like the smell of Rum!

Unless you're buying.

[Goddess of Whatever]

Never seen that fruit before. Is it commonly available?

Sure, it's called La-Mud in Thai. My dad has a few in his garden.

We called the smell from hang over people "La-Mud", it's like "Men Glin La-Mud Jung Loei"